Chords for Remembering Tom 'T-Bone' Wolk -- Let's Get the Bald Guy [Live from Daryl's House #30-07]

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_ [A] _ _ [B] _ Make sure we break [Dbm] down that verse.
Give me a little Bernard Ferdy.
Give me a little pop pop pop.
Hey, [A] Sean, just pop it.
Hey, Brian, give me one of those crazy drunkos.
_ [G] Love [Db] the Kungen thing, Evan.
[E] Sing that one more time to my moronic [A] brain.
Do everything.
Do it all.
More is more.
More [D] is more.
What the fuck is up?
I [Abm] counted to five and I [Em] was in another band.
Aha!
[A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ Thank you.
That doesn't cost extra, [Em] does it?
_ [Cm] We had this giant audition.
We were looking for a bass player.
It was down to the finals.
[C] Down to the finals and we had two guys.
One of these guys was a really like pretty good-looking [F] guy, [Ab] long blonde hair, really cool [F] hair.
He's a good singer.
[C] Good singer, you know, all these good [Eb] things.
Really played [Ab] really well.
And then we had [Fm] Tommy.
Who [F] walked in [Ab] with his hat turned backwards and was very [Eb] unassuming.
And he had an accordion [Ab] case.
And he had an accordion case.
A bass and an accordion.
[Fm] And we said, well, which one are you gonna play?
[Ab] _ He said, well, I'll [Cm] play the bass.
He did [Fm] sit down after the audition and he [Cm] pulled out his accordion.
He's played amazing schezian accordion.
Yes.
And it was really impressive.
He was great.
So we said, this is a great musician.
Right.
And then, [F] but we were leaning toward, [Cm] OK, you know, this [Gm] guy, other guy looks pretty [G] cool.
Really cool.
Very aggressive.
[Bb] And then the guy [Cm] comes over to [G] John and me and goes, well, you know, I'd really like to join your band, but [Cm] I really,
I really need to sing a song [Ab] during the show.
I want to sing [C] Kiss on my List.
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We looked [C] at each other and go, let's get the bald guy.
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_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [Am] _ We had [Em] just hired [Am] T-Bone.
He had just auditioned, passed the audition.
[D] And [Dm] we said, OK, [F] we have to go on tour.
So let's [Am] do a rehearsal.
[Em] We literally had to do [Am] the privatized video the night before we had to leave.
The bus was [C] literally in front of us, [G] waiting for us to get on, go on tour.
So [Ab] T-Bone said, what do I do?
Because [C] he not only did we not [Gm] know what to do on [C] a video, he had never been on [G] front in front of a camera in his life before.
And he [Bb] was just a scared rabbit.
So I [D] said, you know what, T-Bone, you be the guy that doesn't do anything.
[Ab] And I told him, [Eb] I said, OK, [Bb] you just stand there and then [Dm] every once in a while turn [Am] around and then turn back.
[Ab] And that's what he did.
If you watch [F] the video, watch the video.
He [A] doesn't even move his hands.
He's just playing [Em] like this.
He was [Am] holding his face.
He just goes like this. _ _
_ [Dm] _ [F] So that is T-Bone's [Am] debut into the video world.
He [Em] certainly [Am] grew into his name and to his persona.
He evolved [Dm] and flowered as [Ab] a [N] performer. _