Chords for Ren - Instagram Q&A

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what a fucking lovely first question
I've got ADHD and I've also got a chronic illness
so it's a little bit like having a hyperactive mind in a really tired body
it's a bit like having a formula one racing car in a traffic jam
cool we are just two questions deeper already
the caliber of these questions is proper high, I can see where this is going and I regret it already.
Fucking hell we've got a contraceptive Sherlock Holmes here.
That is because I, as a 30 year old
man, sometimes have sex.
I have sex.
Is this a euphemism?
If yes, then yes.
If no, then also yes.
I like a bit of tromboning.
Honestly so much better.
I think this is Omnicron, but I was only
really bad for about a day and already I'm feeling quite good.
I've got a bit of a cough, bit of a
sore throat, bit of a cold.
Other than that I feel like a million bucks dude.
Johnny Rotten, Sting,
Joe Strummer, Tom York, there's more.
I honestly couldn't just pick a favourite because like
everybody that I've collaborated with, they've all brought something so unique to the table and
it's been like a learning experience for me every time that I collaborate with somebody new.
So
fucking love them all.
I'd love to collaborate with Tash Ohtana, Ocean Wisdom and Eminem.
For
me it's not the singing, it's like the mental aspects of being a singer.
So say like you feel
really shit or you found out that your guinea pig just died, you have to still get up on stage
and deliver a really entertaining show and be that charismatic person even if you don't feel like it.
I mean we're living in a very surreal, weird time in history so obviously I have my ups and downs,
but if I compare my life now to what my life was five years ago even, I feel so happy because I've
come so far.
I couldn't even explain to you.
If you knew the story you would.
I'll barely talk
about this, it fluctuates in severity so some days I'm super tired, my body's in pain, my head's foggy
but the worst thing is I'm allergic to so many foods so I only eat like a handful of things
every single meal.
Like I'm allergic to fucking 90% of foods.
Yeah I remember I wrote a song
Freckled Angels for one of my best friends who killed himself when I was younger and the whole
time I was writing that I was fucking streaming tears streaming down my face.
Then I showed my
friends and all they started crying and then we were all just crying together.
Yeah I've got a
lot of stuff coming.
Also I want to just notice I think I'm ginger.
I'm a ginger man again.
Usually
quite pale skin, an unsatisfiable unquenchable thirst for blood and chaos and destruction,
an aversion to sunlight, not this fucking shit where they stand in the sun and sparkle,
fuck twilight.
There's so many big up the UK.
The police, the clash, the sex pistols,
the specials, Radiohead, the arctic monkeys, purely happiness.
I don't see fame that comes
without happiness or success in a career sense that comes without happiness as being successful.
I wouldn't count that as being successful so no matter what state I'm on, what level I'm,
if I'm feeling happy I'm fucking sacrifices to the great dark lord.
Pagan rituals that involve
lots of nudity and olive oil and I eat babies. _
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I know it can seem like proper scary like doing
something you haven't done before but honestly like even just a little bit of lube will help so
much like it will just it's it's honestly so embarrassing when my mum asks me questions on
Instagram.
Oh my god.
That's because my accent's a little bit like if a bunch of accents jumped
into a dark room and had an orgy and then had a little accent baby that baby would be the result
of all those accents having an orgy.
Accents.
Fuck no bro.
The second I'm famous sunglasses,
gold sunglasses indoors and I'm gonna spit on all of you common people when I walk past you.
That's for not being famous.
Try being fucking famous you idiot.
I'll spit on them and I will
laugh to keep it real.
I honestly don't give a fuck about being famous like I like to create
things.
I like to make stuff that all the other stuff that comes with it is just noise man.
I like
to make music.
I only have 15 seconds to answer this so I will answer you in [Gm] interpretive dance. _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ Oh no James the mi5 has been infiltrated by a highly skilled supervillain.
What should we do?
A fucking [N] sick bass guitar solo.
My favourite thing about this question and I shit you not
is that someone with the username batman asked me it.
So I think batman asked me this question.
It's you batman.
You are my favourite.
This question's mean.
I have covid.
I can't smell
anything right now.
Yes I get it.
I'm old.
I'm old.
All right.
I'm as old as Mozart. _ _
Fuck no.
My music is for all ages, all shapes and sizes, all fucking medical mental conditions,
all races, all genders, all species.
If you like my music I like you.
For me that's like the
ultimate form of alchemy because you take something that would be a negative experience
and you turn it into something you're proud of or something that other people relate to
and so all of a sudden like when you go through something bad you like you have a silver lining
because maybe you'll make something out of it.
And also like I've been through an unusual amount
of suffering in my life and having something to show for that.
If I had nothing to show for it
maybe I'd just be bitter and maybe I'd be angry but I've got something to show for it.
Like my songs
each one of my songs makes it worthwhile.
I have a lot of stuff by Kurt Vonnegut
like Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, a lot of stuff by George Orwell,
The Fucking Animal Farm 1984, Aldous Huxley, Brave New World.
I've taught myself through ear so it's
all patterns that I've learned myself and shapes that I've figured out on the fretboard but
mostly just pull loads of faces.
If you pull loads of faces when you're playing
it tricks people into thinking that you're better than you are.
You light [A] up my world [B] like [E] nobody else.
The way that you pick [B] your hair gets me overwhelmed.
[E] My guy, yeah my allocated birth human name is actually Ren.
I am a Ren and you are a Ren and we
are just a- Yeah I genuinely fucking love those boys man like whenever I meet them out in public
as well they're always so fucking down to earth and sound.
They've kitted me out with some clothes
in the past as well.
I just love what they do, keep me very very entertained.
Big up story.
Yeah honestly Try and Stop Me.
The second concert I ever saw in my life when I was 12 years old was
the Red Hot Chili Peppers live in Hyde Park with John Vachante.
John Vachante everybody will
probably know by now is my fucking musical idol.
I would definitely see them now that he's back in
the band.
Right Marvel for consistency but The Dark Knight I think is the best superhero movie
ever made and The Joker's really good as well but then the DC's other stuff is just not really good
like Superman, Wonder Woman,