Let Me Teach You How To Eat Chords by Reverend Horton Heat

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Let me teach you how to eat
[Bb] _ [Em] Let me teach you how to [Bb] eat
_ [E] _ How to [A] marinate the meat
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ [Em] Let me teach you how to eat
[Bb] _ _ [Em] _ [B] It's a culinary [C] treat
_ [B] _ [Em] Let me teach you how to [Bb] eat
[Em] _ [Dm] Let me teach [E] you how to [Bb] bake
_ [Em] _ [Gm] Let me teach [Em] you how to [Bb] bake
_ [Em] _ [Gb] I don't know [A] what to first [Bb] say
_ [A] But [Bb] let me teach you [Em] how to bake
[Bb] [Em] Teach you how to bake.
[Gm]
[B] We can bake and change.
[C] We can [B] bake and change.
[Em] Let me teach you how to cook.
[Bb] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ I'll teach you things that you never knew.
How to choke a chicken and make a beef stew.
We can cook your taco in the middle of the street.
[G] Really feel [B] good.
[Em] Let me teach you how to eat.
[Bb] _ _ [Em] _ Let's go now.
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_ [Em] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Em] _ Let me teach you how to swim.
[Bb] [E] Teach you how to swim.
Let me teach you how to swim.
[Bb] Teach you [Em] how to swim.
Shredding lettuce [A] by the hat.
[Bb] _ _ [Gbm] _ Let me teach [Em] you how to shred.
[Bb] _ _ [Em] _ [B] Make a yummy, sweet [C] bread.
_ _ [B] Let me teach [E] you how to shred.
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[Gb] _ _ [E] _ _ [Gb] _ [Em] _ _ _
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[Ebm] _ [Am] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ [Em] _ _ _
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_ _ Let me teach you how to shred.
[Bb] _ [Em] _ Let me teach you how to toast.
[Bb] _ [E] _ _ [A] Make a bloody red roast.
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ [E] Let me teach you how to toast.
[Bb] _ _ [E] _ [B] Be the perfect party host.
[C] _ _ [B] _ Let me teach you [E] how to toast.
[Bb] _ _ [Em] _ _ Let [A] me teach you _ [E] how to toast.
_ I don't know how to cook [Em] chicken or make a miso.
[A] We can cook your [Em] taco in the middle of the street, [G] and really feel [B] good.
Let me teach you [E] how to eat.
[Bb] _ _ [E] _ Let me teach you how to [Em] eat.
_ _ _ Let me teach you how to eat.
_ _ _ Gotta marinate [Gb] the meat.
_ _ [A] Let me teach you [Em] how to eat.
_ _ _ It's a culinary [B]
treat.
[C] _ _ [B] _ Let me [Em] teach you how to eat.
[F] _ _ [E] _ Let me teach you how to eat.
[Bb] _ [E] _ Let [Bb] me teach [Em] you how to eat.
[Bb] _ [Em] _ Gotta [Bb] [A] marinate the [Bb] meat.
_ [E] _ Let me teach you how to [Gb] eat.
_ [E] _ [B] It's a culinary treat.
[C] _ _ [B] _ Let me teach [E] you how to eat.
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