Chords for Rich, White, Straight Men
Tempo:
127.9 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Eb
Bb
G
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Jam Along & Learn...
[D] [Eb]
[F] [D] [Cm]
[Eb]
[Ab] [Bb] [Cm]
You could [G] ride a unicorn to school and if you [Ab] fall off you'd have health care.
if you [G] finish school you'd go to college for free, [Ab] that makes sense and that's [Eb] fair.
if you [Gm] were a lady [C] then you own your lady [Ab] parts just like a man goes [Eb] to a [Ab] dealership and then he [C] owns a car. Vroom [D] vroom!
[Eb] F**k you!
[F] [D] [Cm]
[Eb]
[Ab] [Bb] [Cm]
You could [G] ride a unicorn to school and if you [Ab] fall off you'd have health care.
if you [G] finish school you'd go to college for free, [Ab] that makes sense and that's [Eb] fair.
if you [Gm] were a lady [C] then you own your lady [Ab] parts just like a man goes [Eb] to a [Ab] dealership and then he [C] owns a car. Vroom [D] vroom!
[Eb] F**k you!
100% ➙ 128BPM
Ab
Eb
Bb
G
C
Ab
Eb
Bb
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm]
You could [G] ride a unicorn to school and if you [Ab] fall off you'd have health care.
No you [Bbm] don't!
[C] And if you [G] finish school you'd go to college for free, [Ab] that makes sense and that's [Eb] fair.
[Ab] No it's not!
[C] _ And if you [Gm] were a lady [C] then you own your lady [Ab] parts just like a man goes [Eb] to a [Ab] dealership and then he [C] owns a car. _ Vroom [D] vroom!
_ _ [Ab] _ _
[Eb] F**k you!
[Ab] F**k you!
[C] What if _ [Gm] _ [C] life [Bb] as we knew it [Ab]
was _ _ over?
[Bbm] Guess [Cm] what _ God _ [B] is a woman [Ab] I know _ -er?
What [G] if rich white straight men didn't [Bb] rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[G] What if rich white straight [Cm] men didn't rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha [Bb] ha ha [B] ha
If you're [Gb] from another land and come here you won't have to climb a [F] wall.
_ Yes you will!
_ [Cm] And if you [G] are a boy who loves a boy you'll get a wedding [C] cake and all.
Not in Colorado!
_ [Cm] _
And [Gm] _ [Ab] you do your [Eb] lady work and you all make this many dollars.
[Ab] It's a point not [Bb] just to thanks.
[C] _
[G] Ta [Cm]-ting!
_ _ [Ab] _ _
F**k you!
F**k you!
[Bb] What [Cm] if _ [G] _ life as we knew it [Ab] was _ [Eb] over?
[Ab] _ _ [Bb] [G] Guess what _ God _ [B] is a woman [Abm] I _ [Eb] know [Ab]-er?
_ [Bb] What [G] if rich white straight men didn't rule the world [Eb]
anymore?
Ha ha [Ab] ha ha ha ha [Bb] ha ha ha
What [G] if rich white straight men didn't [Eb] rule the world [Ab] anymore?
_ Ha ha ha ha ha ha [Bb] ha ha ha
[Ab] _
Twinkle [Eb] twinkle little star [Fm]
how I wish [Cm] the world was different.
[Ab] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [Ab] Where who you love [Eb] and who you are [Fm]
was _ [Bb] nobody's f**king _ _ business.
_ _ _ [G] What if rich white straight men didn't rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
[Eb] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What [C] if rich white straight men didn't [G] rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What [Cm] if rich [Gm] white straight [C] men didn't [B] rule the world [Ab] anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What [C] if rich [Gm] white straight [C] men didn't [Bb] rule the [Eb] world anymore?
[Ab] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What [Gb] if
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm]
You could [G] ride a unicorn to school and if you [Ab] fall off you'd have health care.
No you [Bbm] don't!
[C] And if you [G] finish school you'd go to college for free, [Ab] that makes sense and that's [Eb] fair.
[Ab] No it's not!
[C] _ And if you [Gm] were a lady [C] then you own your lady [Ab] parts just like a man goes [Eb] to a [Ab] dealership and then he [C] owns a car. _ Vroom [D] vroom!
_ _ [Ab] _ _
[Eb] F**k you!
[Ab] F**k you!
[C] What if _ [Gm] _ [C] life [Bb] as we knew it [Ab]
was _ _ over?
[Bbm] Guess [Cm] what _ God _ [B] is a woman [Ab] I know _ -er?
What [G] if rich white straight men didn't [Bb] rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[G] What if rich white straight [Cm] men didn't rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha [Bb] ha ha [B] ha
If you're [Gb] from another land and come here you won't have to climb a [F] wall.
_ Yes you will!
_ [Cm] And if you [G] are a boy who loves a boy you'll get a wedding [C] cake and all.
Not in Colorado!
_ [Cm] _
And [Gm] _ [Ab] you do your [Eb] lady work and you all make this many dollars.
[Ab] It's a point not [Bb] just to thanks.
[C] _
[G] Ta [Cm]-ting!
_ _ [Ab] _ _
F**k you!
F**k you!
[Bb] What [Cm] if _ [G] _ life as we knew it [Ab] was _ [Eb] over?
[Ab] _ _ [Bb] [G] Guess what _ God _ [B] is a woman [Abm] I _ [Eb] know [Ab]-er?
_ [Bb] What [G] if rich white straight men didn't rule the world [Eb]
anymore?
Ha ha [Ab] ha ha ha ha [Bb] ha ha ha
What [G] if rich white straight men didn't [Eb] rule the world [Ab] anymore?
_ Ha ha ha ha ha ha [Bb] ha ha ha
[Ab] _
Twinkle [Eb] twinkle little star [Fm]
how I wish [Cm] the world was different.
[Ab] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [Ab] Where who you love [Eb] and who you are [Fm]
was _ [Bb] nobody's f**king _ _ business.
_ _ _ [G] What if rich white straight men didn't rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
[Eb] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What [C] if rich white straight men didn't [G] rule the world [Ab]
anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What [Cm] if rich [Gm] white straight [C] men didn't [B] rule the world [Ab] anymore?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What [C] if rich [Gm] white straight [C] men didn't [Bb] rule the [Eb] world anymore?
[Ab] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What [Gb] if