Chords for Richard Cheese "Crazy Bitch" (from 2009 "Viva La Vodka" album)

[G] _ Thank you.
We're so [Am] excited.
We've been in DC for like five days doing some touristy [Ab] things.
[Bm] I had the tour of the Capitol and I went to the White House yesterday, which other than George Bush being there, it's pretty [Em] cool.
_ [Gb] _
And [Ebm] _ thank _ [C] [F] you.
This is [C] the United We Lounge tour, by the way, [F] and [Eb] may as well show you the [F] shirt right now.
[Ab] Where are the shirts?
[Am] Ladies and gentlemen, our new bass player, Charles [C] Limburger, everybody.
How you [D] doing, Charles?
_ [Ab] _ [G] [F] Look at [G] this.
These are great.
These are the United We [A] Lounge shirts.
Aren't [Dm] these fabulous?
And we're selling these [Am] tonight.
I think they're _ $15, _ [C] but if you're a girl _ [D] and you suck my dick, _ _ [Ab] they're only $13.
[Dm] _ _ Here you [C] go, sweetheart.
[G] I owe you two bucks.
All right. _
[B] We also got hooked up with a tour of the Pentagon tomorrow.
I'm so [Bm] excited _ _ [G] because I'm going to pee on stuff.
[Cm] _ _ _ [Em] Anyway, there's a brand new song.
We've never [C] performed it ever, ever, ever in this [N] theater tonight.
And _ it's a wonderful song by [Gb] my good friend, Mr.
[B] Buck Cherry. _ _ _ _ _ _
Hey, _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[B] _ break me down.
You got a [E] lovely [B] _ face.
_ [E] We're going to [B] your place.
_ [E] _ Cause you gotta [B] freak me out. _ _
_ Scream so loud.
[E] Get fucking [B] laid.
_ _ [E] You want me to [B] stay.
_ _ [E] _ But I gotta [Db] be on my [A] _ [Dm] way.
[B] _ _
_ Hey, _ you're a crazy [Gbm]
bitch, [B] but you fuck so good I'm [Bm] on top of it.
I've [B] been dreaming _ of doing [D] you all [Ab] night.
Scratches [A] all down [Dm] my back.
[Em] Get me right [Gb] on.
_ _ _ _ Get the video.
_ _ _ _ Fuck you so good.
_ _ _ Get the video.
_ _ _ _ [Ab] Fuck you [B] so good.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _
Crazy bitch. _ _ _ _ _
Crazy bitch.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _
Crazy [A] _ [D] bitch.
[B] _ Key [C] change.
Hey, you're a crazy bitch, [Am]
but you fuck so good I'm [Bb] on top [Cm] of it.
[C] When I dream of doing you all night.
[F]
Scratches [Eb] all down my back.
[C] You get me [F] right on.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] [C] You get me [F] right on.
_ [Bb] _ [F] You're crazy, [Bb] but I love the [Eb] way you [Fm] fuck _ [C] _
me. _ _ _ _ _ _
Thank you.
_ _ Thank [Gb] you.
We're going to take a [N] short break.
We'll be right back.
Thank you. _ _ _ _
_ Okay, we're back.
Thank you. _ _ _