Chords for Richard Marx Tonight Show 1994 2/3
Tempo:
115.6 bpm
Chords used:
B
E
F#m
F#
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E] [F#m]
[B]
Good to see you again.
You too.
[F#] Hey, uh, you just had another one?
Three, is it?
Uh, my wife had the baby.
Wife had the baby this time.
It's good to see you trading off.
Yeah, we have three, three boys, the Marx Brothers.
Hey!
Oh, that's exciting.
Is that it for a while?
You gonna try and have a girl?
You gonna shoot for a girl?
Well, table for six just does not work for me.
If I go to a restaurant, if I have another kid, if I go to a restaurant and it's just me and my family,
I say table for six.
I just, I can't afford it.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You know, maybe you can get the Menendez woman to get some money for you.
You could cut me a loan, I'll have another kid.
I think we'll do.
We'll name him J.
Marx.
No, that's
J.
Marx is good.
I like that.
You like that?
Yeah, J.
Marx is all right.
Sounds like a department store.
Come on, J.
Marx!
Hey, come on down, we got J.
Marx, big sale going on.
This is, uh, the coolest thing I ever did was have kids, though.
Yeah, yeah.
In all seriousness.
The coolest part was, oh, actually, how many kids are
Making the kid was cool.
That was cool.
I actually delivered my, the baby, who's three months old.
You delivered yourself?
Yeah.
Boy, you are cheap.
Man.
You know, I would say spend the money, get a doctor, at least have him there.
Well, the head came out.
The head came out, and I was right there.
It was like, it's kind of like being a, being a catcher.
You know, you kind of get the sign and
You didn't spike the [Bm] baby, I hope.
I did not spike, no.
Oh, yes!
[B] It's a boy, yes!
I was so excited, [N] yeah.
It's, uh
So you like being right in there in the delivery room and doing all that?
Because a lot of guys don't.
I don't pass judgment.
Some people like it, some don't.
But do you like being right in there in the action and all that?
I figure if she's going to do all that work, I at least should be there to kind of cheer her on.
What I found out is
What I found out, though, is that any husband who's about to be in the delivery room with your wife,
when a woman's in labor, the most annoying sound in the world is her husband's voice.
Honey, honey, I'm with you, I love you.
Will you shut up!
Doesn't, yeah, doesn't
Sometimes that extra support doesn't
Think I'll do another song?
If you want me to.
A little tune?
Maybe.
All right, one more right after this.
Be right back, Richard [F] Marks.
[B] [Am]
[B]
Good to see you again.
You too.
[F#] Hey, uh, you just had another one?
Three, is it?
Uh, my wife had the baby.
Wife had the baby this time.
It's good to see you trading off.
Yeah, we have three, three boys, the Marx Brothers.
Hey!
Oh, that's exciting.
Is that it for a while?
You gonna try and have a girl?
You gonna shoot for a girl?
Well, table for six just does not work for me.
If I go to a restaurant, if I have another kid, if I go to a restaurant and it's just me and my family,
I say table for six.
I just, I can't afford it.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You know, maybe you can get the Menendez woman to get some money for you.
You could cut me a loan, I'll have another kid.
I think we'll do.
We'll name him J.
Marx.
No, that's
J.
Marx is good.
I like that.
You like that?
Yeah, J.
Marx is all right.
Sounds like a department store.
Come on, J.
Marx!
Hey, come on down, we got J.
Marx, big sale going on.
This is, uh, the coolest thing I ever did was have kids, though.
Yeah, yeah.
In all seriousness.
The coolest part was, oh, actually, how many kids are
Making the kid was cool.
That was cool.
I actually delivered my, the baby, who's three months old.
You delivered yourself?
Yeah.
Boy, you are cheap.
Man.
You know, I would say spend the money, get a doctor, at least have him there.
Well, the head came out.
The head came out, and I was right there.
It was like, it's kind of like being a, being a catcher.
You know, you kind of get the sign and
You didn't spike the [Bm] baby, I hope.
I did not spike, no.
Oh, yes!
[B] It's a boy, yes!
I was so excited, [N] yeah.
It's, uh
So you like being right in there in the delivery room and doing all that?
Because a lot of guys don't.
I don't pass judgment.
Some people like it, some don't.
But do you like being right in there in the action and all that?
I figure if she's going to do all that work, I at least should be there to kind of cheer her on.
What I found out is
What I found out, though, is that any husband who's about to be in the delivery room with your wife,
when a woman's in labor, the most annoying sound in the world is her husband's voice.
Honey, honey, I'm with you, I love you.
Will you shut up!
Doesn't, yeah, doesn't
Sometimes that extra support doesn't
Think I'll do another song?
If you want me to.
A little tune?
Maybe.
All right, one more right after this.
Be right back, Richard [F] Marks.
[B] [Am]
Key:
B
E
F#m
F#
Bm
B
E
F#m
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Good to see you again.
You too.
[F#] Hey, uh, you just had another one?
Three, is it?
Uh, my wife had the baby.
Wife had the baby this time.
It's good to see you trading off.
Yeah, we have three, three boys, the Marx Brothers.
Hey!
_ _ Oh, that's exciting.
Is that it for a while?
You gonna try and have a girl?
You gonna shoot for a girl?
Well, _ table for six just does not work for me.
If I go to a restaurant, if I have another kid, if I go to a restaurant and it's just me and my family,
I say table for six.
I just, I can't afford it.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You know, maybe you can get the Menendez woman to get some money for you.
You could cut me a loan, I'll have another kid.
I think we'll do.
We'll name him J.
Marx.
No, that's_
J.
Marx is good.
I like that.
You like that?
Yeah, J.
Marx is all right.
Sounds like a department store.
Come on, J.
Marx!
Hey, come on down, we got J.
Marx, big sale going on.
This is, uh, the coolest thing I ever did was have kids, though.
Yeah, yeah.
In all seriousness.
The coolest part was, oh, actually, how many kids are_
Making the kid was cool.
That was cool.
_ I actually delivered my, the baby, who's three months old.
You delivered yourself?
Yeah.
Boy, you are cheap.
Man. _ _
You know, I would say spend the money, get a doctor, at least have him there.
Well, the head came out.
The head came out, and I was right there.
It was like, it's kind of like being a, being a catcher.
You know, you kind of get the sign and_
You didn't spike the [Bm] baby, I hope.
I did not spike, no.
Oh, yes!
[B] It's a boy, yes!
I was so excited, [N] yeah.
It's, uh_
So you like being right in there in the delivery room and doing all that?
Because a lot of guys don't.
I don't pass judgment.
Some people like it, some don't.
But do you like being right in there in the action and all that?
I figure if she's going to do all that work, I at least should be there to kind of cheer her on.
What I found out is_ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
What I found out, though, is that any husband who's about to be in the delivery room with your wife,
when a woman's in labor, the most annoying sound in the world is her husband's voice.
_ _ Honey, honey, I'm with you, I love you.
Will you shut up! _ _
Doesn't, yeah, doesn't_
Sometimes that extra support doesn't_
Think I'll do another song?
If you want me to.
A little tune?
Maybe. _ _ _
_ All right, one more right after this.
Be right back, Richard [F] Marks.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Good to see you again.
You too.
[F#] Hey, uh, you just had another one?
Three, is it?
Uh, my wife had the baby.
Wife had the baby this time.
It's good to see you trading off.
Yeah, we have three, three boys, the Marx Brothers.
Hey!
_ _ Oh, that's exciting.
Is that it for a while?
You gonna try and have a girl?
You gonna shoot for a girl?
Well, _ table for six just does not work for me.
If I go to a restaurant, if I have another kid, if I go to a restaurant and it's just me and my family,
I say table for six.
I just, I can't afford it.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You know, maybe you can get the Menendez woman to get some money for you.
You could cut me a loan, I'll have another kid.
I think we'll do.
We'll name him J.
Marx.
No, that's_
J.
Marx is good.
I like that.
You like that?
Yeah, J.
Marx is all right.
Sounds like a department store.
Come on, J.
Marx!
Hey, come on down, we got J.
Marx, big sale going on.
This is, uh, the coolest thing I ever did was have kids, though.
Yeah, yeah.
In all seriousness.
The coolest part was, oh, actually, how many kids are_
Making the kid was cool.
That was cool.
_ I actually delivered my, the baby, who's three months old.
You delivered yourself?
Yeah.
Boy, you are cheap.
Man. _ _
You know, I would say spend the money, get a doctor, at least have him there.
Well, the head came out.
The head came out, and I was right there.
It was like, it's kind of like being a, being a catcher.
You know, you kind of get the sign and_
You didn't spike the [Bm] baby, I hope.
I did not spike, no.
Oh, yes!
[B] It's a boy, yes!
I was so excited, [N] yeah.
It's, uh_
So you like being right in there in the delivery room and doing all that?
Because a lot of guys don't.
I don't pass judgment.
Some people like it, some don't.
But do you like being right in there in the action and all that?
I figure if she's going to do all that work, I at least should be there to kind of cheer her on.
What I found out is_ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
What I found out, though, is that any husband who's about to be in the delivery room with your wife,
when a woman's in labor, the most annoying sound in the world is her husband's voice.
_ _ Honey, honey, I'm with you, I love you.
Will you shut up! _ _
Doesn't, yeah, doesn't_
Sometimes that extra support doesn't_
Think I'll do another song?
If you want me to.
A little tune?
Maybe. _ _ _
_ All right, one more right after this.
Be right back, Richard [F] Marks.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [Am] _ _