Chords for Richie and Ruben

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_ [F] _ They opened up a bar called Living Hell.
[D] Right from the start it didn't go too [G] well.
They didn't [Gm] have the vibe or quite [C] the right _ clientele. _
_ [F] _ They bought a velvet rope and the doorman [Dm] laughed.
They got robbed blind by half [Gm] the waitstaff.
_ Six short weeks [C] and they were forced to sell. _
_ [Bb] _ _ Richie [F] and Reuben _
_ [Ab] don't know what [Eb] they're doing. _
_ [Bb] _ _ Richie [F] and Reuben are both a [C] little out of their minds.
Don't give them a dime.
They'll blow through your dough just like they blew through _ [F] mine.
_ _ _ Whoa, uh [D] oh.
_ [Dm] _ _ _ Whoa, uh [Gm] oh.
_ _ _ Where did the money [G] go?
_ [C] _ Where did the money [F] go?
They opened a boutique they called [Dm] Debris.
_ Together with some kids from [Gm] FIG.
Though later it turned out he never [C] quite got his degree. _
_ [F] _ _ _ $1100 for a ripped [Dm] up shirt The king priest stained with bleach [Gm] and black
dirt _ Seemed just a little [C] bit too steep to me _
_ [Bb] _ _ Richie [F] and Ruben _ [Ab] Don't know what [Eb] they're doing
_ [Bb] _ _ Richie [F] and Ruben Are both a [C] little out of their minds
Don't give them a dime They'll blow through your dough just like
they blew through _ [Dm] mine _ _ _ And ever [Gm] since the 7th grade
_ They've been saying [C] that we've got it made _ And I still [Db] haven't gotten paid
[Eb] Gotten paid [F] at _ all
_ Whoa, whoa, [D] _ _ [Dm] whoa, _ whoa, whoa, whoa, [Gm] _ whoa
_ Where did the money [Am] go?
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] Richie and Ruben _ [Ab] Don't know what [Eb] they're doing
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] Richie and Ruben Are both a [C] little
_ They're _ _ both a little
_ _ _ They're both a little _ _ _ _
Out of [F] their _ minds _ _ _
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