Rittz - LAF Remix (Feat. Yelawolf, Royce Da 5'9", & KXNG CROOKED) | OFFICIAL AUDIO Chords

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[Bbm] _ _ _ Look [Gb] at them boots, huh?
The fuck am I Elvis?
[Bbm] You think I dropped two [Gb] racks on a pair of crocodile tails just to let them sit up on the tail pitch?
Yellow done lost his mind, dropped 70 grand [G] up on a [Bbm] Chevrolet
A bug [Ebm] got into my throat, I had to cough it up
The [Bbm] dealership even put the fucker straight
[Bb] Money, money, money, 20, 30, 40, 50 and [B] another [Bbm] hundred
If I don't get rid of this rich, illicit, minor diffidence, I'll probably end up with a knot up in [B] my stomach
If [Bbm] I don't feel well, then I don't get mad
If I don't get mad, then I can't steer [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ well
I'm up in [E] a titanium tank [G] drinking on clear well
[Gb] What do you expect?
[Gm] I ain't never seen a hundred thousand [Gb] dollar check
Even Walmart had to restock, [Bb] fucking with me up in the electronics department
[Gb] What do you mean you can't sell all six [Gm] flat screens?
What am I [D] supposed to put in my garage?
A fucking projector?
How do you expect me to take a [Bbm] piss and not miss on Savannah?
Key, what [B] a dream, what [Gb] a dream, what is this, what is that, what is up with the bling?
What I see by the couch, by the lamp, by the room, by the sink, by the whole damn thing
By the [Bb] room, by the ring
House [Gb] looking like a fast food shop
Buffalo heads, bed fucks and dead dogs
Fuck changing up, [Bbm] killing stuff and hanging up
You don't look it, then you're lame as fuck
[B] Come on [Bb] in
[B] _ [Gb] Want a [Bbm] beer?
[B] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[B] _ [Bbm] Oh yeah
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[Gb] _ Next to [Bbm] nothing motherfucker
[B] _ [F] [Gb] Slow American shit
These motherfuckers make me glad
They lame as fuck, look at how they dress
They lame as fuck, _ look at how they scrap
They lame as fuck, look at how they scrap
They lame as fuck, look at how they scrap
They lame as fuck, look at how they scrap
Look at how [Ebm] they save their cash
You ain't never [Bbm] been nobody, you just made this shit up
_ Some people [Gb] never really cease to amaze me
These days it's like no one can take a hint
I make a song called Lame as Fuck
Then all these rappers act like I don't retain the dim
If I was to name these lame [B] motherfuckers it would take me ten minutes
To [Gb] give them attention so I be begging Vick
But if you feel like I'm a friend of yours
Then you're the reason my patience [Bbm] is paid for thick
First off, if you know [Bb] me as Vick, I think I'm real lame
If you see me in game just try to call me by my real name
Just because you're brave won't be competing, you don't need to say
The people that we came to boomie never [B] did
[Bbm] Same type of motherfucker will biff you in number
Wonder why you ignore him like 20 [B] times on the road
[Gb] Cause I'm busy and this is why I hesitate in giving it to you
Homie you need to go [Gm] get a lover of your own
How do I know if I'm lame?
[Bb] Let me ask you this
Are you always commenting online like you're an expert
On everything but someone's dick?
Do you [Bbm] try to chime in
And tell them what medicine they should buy?
Do you write your life story on Facebook when no one gives a damn
It's a gram full of [B] family pics, [Gb] your shitty car got a pair of rims on it
You ever done an ice bucket challenge in [G] the answer [Bbm] chat?
Do you ask random people about a tattoo so you can show them yours when nobody give a shit?
Look at lame taking [B] pictures with a [Bb] pitch
Say you love it, make it mean, then you give the dog [B] a whale
Hope [Bb] you end up getting bit, bitches at the lab
Bitches like [B] they model [Gb] for a living when they strip
Confusing how to say it, are they memes or they memes?
I'm just sick of seeing dorky shit getting on a [Bbm] bitch before a minute
It was cool but now I'm wishing it was getting hell
[Gb] I think the word thot is twat
It's difficult, it doesn't roll on my tongue
You [Bbm] probably use the word flea, this ain't weak, you heard it
You geek, nerdy pussy, nobody showing you love
You lame as fuck, you ain't rolling with storm
You lame as fuck, yelling world star, holding your phone
You think you dope but you dumb, you wanna rat [Gb] on me, I'm hoping you gone
You think you following me, you totally dumb cause you like the fuck
All I see around here is boring flows and rollies
EB, boring tweets, these bitches totally taking thotting to a whole nother level
Like they was born for hoeing and then she got a turnaround and [B] exposing [Bbm] niggas
She was just chilling [Gb] with the night before
Without a warning so she can get accepted socially
[Bm] So you gotta [Bbm] know when she coated [Gb] in ice
You rolling the dice or block her on [Bbm] the neck like you born to goalie
Uh, [Bb] a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred, a hundred
That's a new corn emoji
Who want it, who want it
It's a new rhetorical question nobody seem to have the [Bm] answers [Bbm] to
The only question niggas seem to have the answer to
Is whodunit, whodunit
Snitching is the [B] new [Gb] equivalent to cancer, fool
Stop working and getting your pay and giving it to dancers
[Bb] Knowing your children need pampers, [Gb] fool
You niggas nowadays are probably waiting in line all day
To get advanced to shoot, cause they was made by Kanye
You put them [G] on, get a glance or two
Then you go home and your daughter say, house [Gb] way
But you ain't got the answers, fool
This shit is too pathetic, cause you too busy trying to keep up with the nigga
Who be trying to keep up with the nigga
Who be chasing all of these bitches with all the artificial body parts
Looking too synthetic, look, if yellow were a fella nigga
Daddy want you dead, you be dead, nigga
[Bb] So you finish blowing the [B] Romeo, [F] Julietta
[Bb] After I finish sending them niggas at you, who be throwing Tony Ramos
Out of Peru, we're ready to risk
Get off of me, get off of me, y'all funny
This is the remix, Rick stock
These [Gb] motherfuckers make me laugh
They lame, niggas, dupa
They lame, niggas, dupa
They _ lame, niggas, dupa
They lame, niggas, dupa
They _ _ lame, niggas, dupa
They lame, niggas, dupa
_ _ You [Bbm] ain't never been a nigga, you just been shit, fool
You lame, niggas, dupa
[Gb]
Oh word, y'all ain't think that I was coming in his bitch
If you think I'm talking about making an entrance
Talking about making an entrance
Into a lame niggas missus
Listen to that sentence I said coming in his bitch
Rubbing on the clit, sucking on the tits, coming on her lips
Why am I humping on his chick?
[Bb] Cause he dumber than a brick
Talking about the Illuminati like doesn't it exist?
And didn't him and him become a puppet for the government in this country
Once he start coming with them kids?
[B] I ain't fucking [Bbm] with them rips
These dudes been dropped on their head
Swimming in they daddy ball
He shoulda opt for [Bb] some hair
Your mama shoulda swallowed you instead
Miss y'all not at all [Gb] Oh, wait
What about these motherfuckers acting like they trapping
But they never flip the quarter
Rappers never trafficking across the Tijuana border
You the sorter nigga wearing a recorder
Talking for the court reporter
Rolling over so your time is shorter
But you know your crew is doing more than just a quarter
Now they making orders to them Jordans
You be boarding in protective custody
But luckily I can't afford [Bb] to fuck with suckers
I ignore them motherfuckers
Crooked sorter like a hoarder with the pistols Oh, wait
Crooked [B] he's [Gb] gone
What is he on?
Is it a weebong?
He got three blondes
Whoop no jeans on
Playing ping pong
With his [Db] ding dong
While he sing [Bb] songs
Like a Cheech and Chong
Bitch, I'm King Kong
That's a nigga with an attitude
Like an ice cube, meatball
[Ebm] Mixed with some [F] pill cocks
[Gb] Bitch, wrong nigga to sleep on
Red motherfuckers make me glad
They ain't playing out
Look, they playing this fuck
Look at how they dress
They ain't playing out
They playing this fuck
Listen how they dress
They ain't playing out
They playing this fuck
Trying to say things
Trying to say things
You ain't [Bb] never been a money
You just be a shit
You playing this fuck
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