Chords for Robot Girlfriend Song

_ [F] _ _ _ [G] _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ I've [A] never had too [Dm] much [C] luck [Bb] with females.
_ [F] _ I'm not _ [A] confident unless [D] I'm _ [G] [C] writing [Bb] an email. _
_ [Gm] But my life [C] would be so sublime [Gm] if I bought a [C] robot girl online.
_ _ _ [F] _ I'd never [Em] hear her [G] silicone [C] mouth _ [Bb] complaining
_ _ [F] about my [A] dry scalp _ [D] or my [C]
excessive [Bb] gaming.
_ [Gm] She's my small wonder, [C] I'm her Voltron.
[Gm] I flip a switch [C] and it turns her _ on.
My [F] robot girl.
[Em] _ _ The _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
best relationship [F] I'd ever be in.
She's [Gm] got a [A] grip _ _ [G] _ stronger [C] [Bb] than an ape.
_ [F] She can calculate [A] a tip _ [G] to the [C] 25th [Bb] decimal place.
_ [Gm] Though we can't go out [C] in rainy [Gm] weather,
we can still [C] play solitaire together.
_ Nicely done, [F] boyfriend.
_ Meeting [A] her folks [G] is no [C] real cause [Bb] for fear.
_ [F] _ They're just [A] a team of [D] friendly _ [C] Japanese [Bb] engineers. _
[Gm] If I ever start to think [C] that she might leave me,
[Gm] I'll defrag her hard [C] drive and wipe her memory.
_ My [F] robot girl.
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] The _ [C] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ best relationship I'll never be in. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _