Rodeo Clown Chords by Randy Rogers & Wade Bowen

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She told me it was over [G] with a suitcase in her [D] hand. _ _ _ _
And she said she'd met a cowboy.
[G] I was picturing the Marlboro [A] man.
_ [G] Well, it wasn't her leaving.
[D] Hell, it [A] wasn't even [G] the fact that she was running [D] around.
What [G] hurts me the most [A] is she left me for a [D] rodeo clown. _
[G] He could have been a doctor, a lawyer maybe I'd [D] understand.
_ [A] Or a bull riding belt buckle snuff dipping macho [D] man. _
[G] But a guy named Darryl, hiding in a barrel, red nose and a painted [D] on frown.
Yeah, she didn't just leave me, [A] she left me for a [D] rodeo clown.
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[D] Your friends are gonna ask me, [G] but I'm just gonna tell them [D] a lie. _ _ _ _
I'll say she was getting too clingy, [G] that you just had to say [A] goodbye.
_ _ [G] Cause you'd get frottal, [D] they knew that Ronald [G] McDonald was doing [D] her now.
[G] Nah, she didn't just leave you, [A] she left you for a [D] rodeo clown. _
[G] He could have been a doctor, a lawyer maybe I'd [D] understand.
_ [A] Or a bull riding belt buckle snuff dipping macho [D] man. _
[G] But a guy named Darryl, hiding in a barrel, red nose and a painted [D] on frown. _
Nah, she didn't just leave you, [A] she left you for a [D] rodeo clown.
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_ [A] _ _ _ [G] If I'd known she was into [D] suspenders and big shoes,
[G] well, man, I could have worked [D] something out.
_ But she went to Vegas, [A] left me for a [D] rodeo clown. _
It hurts to say, [A] she left you for a [D] rodeo clown.
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