Chords for Rodney Carrington - If I'm The Only One (Official Video)

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Honey?
Honey? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Wow, you look good.
I didn't know we were going out.
Oh, we're not.
I have a dinner date with Tim.
It's for work. _
Work?
Who's Tim?
_ Oh, that's probably him.
Would you just be a darling and let him in?
_ _ _ _ Hey.
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_ _ _ Hey.
You must be Tim.
You must be Randy.
Well, it's Rodney.
Oh, yeah.
Is Trudy here?
Yeah, let me get her.
Honey.
Hi, Tim.
_ Hi.
Oh, you smell good.
_ _ _ Oh.
_ _ Mmm. _ _ _
Mmm.
_ _ _ Mmm.
Snuggle bear. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh, _ sweetie, don't wait up too late.
This is going to be a late night, okay?
I mean, you want me to_
You know you're the only one I ever loved, right?
Well, yeah.
You want me to_
You don't need to say nothing.
_ Come on, let's go.
_ You guys have a good business date.
Nice meeting you, Tim.
See you, Ricky.
_ _ [G] _ _ It's Rodney. _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G]
Fell in [Em] love and got married back in 1993
[D] _ _ [G] People said you [Em] had a rocky past
It never [Dm] mattered to me
_ [Em] You say I'm the only [A] one
But there's pictures on our wall
[C] Of you and your ex-boyfriend
_ [Dm] Kissing [G] at [D] the mall
[G] If I'm the only one you ever loved
[C] How come you still [D] talk to him?
[G] If I'm the only one [Em] you ever loved
[C] How come our baby looks just [D] like Tim? _
_ _ [C] _ Just asking questions
[D]
I don't mean to pry
[C] You got all the answers
[D] So, baby, just tell me why
[G] If I'm the only one [Em] you ever loved
[C] Whose underwear are [D] these?
[G] If I'm the only one you ever loved
How come [C] you got so many [Gm] Mardi Gras [D] beads? _ _
[C] You say that I'm the only one [D] you love
You [G] didn't come [Em] home the other night
[C] [Em] Said you had [D] to work late
[G] _ I came by [Em] your office with [C] some cookies, [D] I bet _
[Em] I walked in and I saw him
And [A] his hands were in your hair
[C] And both your feet were pointed [D]
in the air
[G] If I'm the only one you [Em] ever loved
[C] How come your boss is all over [D] you?
[G] If I'm the only [Em] one you ever loved
How [C] come his pants are down [D] around his shoe?
_ _ _ [C] Just asking questions
[D] I don't mean to pry
[C] _
You got all the answers
[D] So, baby, just tell me why
_ _ _ _ [C] I just need an explanation
_ [D] So I can [G] understand
[F#] _ [G] Why when I came home last [Em] night
There was a naked man
_ [A] Running across our land
[C] With his clothes in his hand He [D] ran
_ _ _ _ If _ _ [G] I'm the only one [Em] you ever loved
How come [C] your name's on the [D] bathroom wall?
If [G] I'm the only one you ever loved
[C] How come it says for [Gm] a good time call? _
[D] _ [C] You say that I'm the only [D] one you _ loved
[C] But you spent the night on 50 [G] Cent's tour _ [D] bus
Booga booga booga booga
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_ _ _ [C] How am I the [D] only one you ever [G] loved?
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_ _ _ _ _ Hey!
Hey, Dad.
Hey. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Hey, Dad.
What's up, Dad?
_ _ Are you alright?
You look like you've seen a ghost. _
Honey, you [E] weren't_
You weren't, uh_
Are you, uh_
What?
Oh, _ honey, I had this horrible dream.
Did you eat something before going to bed last night?
Pita pockets.
That's probably what it is.
Get some juice.
Okay.
[G] Well, you really gotta be careful what you eat
Before you go to bed at night.
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