Where Have All The Average People Gone Chords by Roger Miller

[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
The people [A] in the city [B] call me [Em] country because [A] of how I walk and [D] talk and smile. _
Well, I don't [C#m] mind them [A] laughing [Em] in the city, _ [A] but the country folks all say I'm [D] a city fag. _
The fighting men [A] may say that [B] I'm a [Em] coward because [A] I never push no [D] one around. _ _
Gentle [C#m] people call me [F#m] [Em] troublemaker because _
[A] I'll always fight and [D] stand my ground. _ _
[G] Funny I [D] don't fit [Em] [F#] where have [G] all the [A] average [D] people gone? _ _ _ _ _
Some biased [A] people point and call [G] me a [Em] sinner because [A] to them I've never [D] seen the light. _ _
Other folks [A] think of me [Em] as a preacher. _
[A] I'm just doing what I [D] think is right. _
The wealthy [A] people think that I [G] am a hobo, _ [Em] _
[A] lean and hungry, writing [D] mournful songs. _
And the poor, poor [C#m] people think I [G] am a rich man, _ [A] but really I'm just trying to get [D] along. _
[G] Yes, it's funny I [D] don't fit.
[E] Tell me where [F#] have [G] all the [A] average [D] people gone?
_ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _
[C#] _ [F#m] _ [B] _ [E] And the government [B] has given me [F#m] a number to _ [B] simplify my birth and life [E] and death.
_ _ And still my woman [B] thinks I'm [F#m] all important, _ [B] like moon and sun, sea and sky [E] and breath.
_ Yes, [A] it's funny I [E] don't fit.
[F#m] Where [G#m] have [A] all the [B] average people [E] gone? _ _
[A] Funny I [E] don't fit.
_ [F#] [G#m] Where have all [A] the average [B] people [E] gone?
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
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