Chords for Roky Erickson - Two Headed Dog 1980

With my audience, I like to shock my audience.
I like to, you know, I like to be a one that every time I sing them a song that they're going to, it's going to be something that they didn't expect, you know, something that_
In other words, it's like, you know, when you see a new suit of clothes or something, you know, you can see something that usually, but something that you buy that's new is something that you are [C#] pleasantly surprised with, something you've never seen before.
It's completely new to you.
And horror is a very easy way to shock somebody, so to speak, [B] you know. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [B] I'm [Bm] going _ _ _ _ _ to sing a [B] song that I wrote. _ _
[A] It's [Bm] called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote. _ _ _ _ _
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It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
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It's called, I'm going [A] to sing a song [B] that I wrote.
It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
It's called, I'm going to sing a song that I wrote.
I'm going to keep working in the print line with a two-headed dog.
Two-headed dog!
Two-headed [G] dog!
I'm going to keep working in the [B] print line with a two-headed dog. _ _
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