Chords for Role Model - Eminem

_ _ _ _ _ _ Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me.
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Mic check, one, two.
[Db] We [Bb] recording?
I'm [Bbm] cancerous.
When I did, she wouldn't wanna answer this.
And she responded back with a battle rap.
You wrote for cannabis.
I strangle you to death and I choke you again.
Break [Db] your fucking legs [Bb] till your bones poke you again.
You [Bbm] beefy me, I'ma even the score equally.
Take you on Jimmy Springer and beat your ass legally.
I get you blooded off a funny home phone.
Cause when I smoke [Db] out, I hit the [Bb] trees harder than Sonny Bono.
[Bbm] Cause if I'm that, I never did drugs.
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does.
Hillary [Bbm] Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert.
I [Db] ripped her fucking [Bb] tops aside, I'm fed a Sturber.
[Db] My nerves hurt and lately [Bbm] I'm on edge.
Grab vanilla ice and rip out his blonde rags.
Every girl I ever went out with is born less.
Follow [Db] me, you know [Bb] exactly what this song says.
Smoke [Bbm] weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink.
Jump [Bb] behind the wheel like it was still legal.
[Bbm] I'm dumb enough to walk in a Sorens deal.
So I'm [Db] dumb enough to ask [Bb] for a date with Lauryn Hill.
Some [Bbm] people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill.
Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill.
But I don't get pissed.
Y'all don't even see through the mix.
How the fuck [Db] can I be white?
[Bb] I don't even exist.
I get [Bbm] a clean shave, babe.
Go to a rave, die from an overdose and [Bb] dig myself a bottle of my craze.
My middle finger won't go down.
How do I wave?
And [Db] this is how [Bb] I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave.
[Bbm] Now follow me and what you see.
Don't you want a corpse to be just like me?
I grab women and eat crumbs the whole day.
Now don't [Db] you want a [Bb] corpse to be just like me?
Me [Bbm] and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole.
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold.
Jump behind the door, put the orgy on hold.
Kill them [Db] both and smear [Bb] blood on a white Bronco.
My [Db] mind won't work if my [Bbm] spine don't serve.
I slap Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone surf.
I'm not a playant, just an L-Rhyme Satan
that'll spray an [Db] erythrope [Bb] man up with the ozone layer.
I [Bbm] rap South Park.
I'm running out the door.
Jack Graham with [Bb] his corpse, throwing on your porch.
Jumped in a [Bbm] chicken or a cartoon with a cake horn.
[Db] Hit Peter [Bb] Foghorn, leghorn with an acorn.
[Bbm] I'm about to storm in a storm and bake [Gb] with a formative trait.
Supreme matured [Bb] birth of a spore man and slave.
[Bbm] Mother, are you there?
I love you.
I never meant to hit you over the head with that devil.
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw
and I'm in pain?
I take a breather inside.
Either I'm high or I'm [Db] nuts.
[Bb] You ain't telling this bloom neither am I.
[F] So when you see your mom with [Bbm] her, so mama,
it's softer than a raster than probably.
It's obvious [Bb] I got it on with her.
When I drop the solo shit, it's so thick.
I [Db] bought K [Bbm]-Tape, opened it and dumped over it.
Came to the club drunk with a fake ID.
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV.
Now [Db] don't you want to [Bb] grow up to be just like me?
I've [Gb] got dental awards and it [Bbm] burns when I pee.
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I tried to romp around my penis and jump from a tree.
You [Db] probably want to [Bb] grow up to be just like me.
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