Chords for Role Model

Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me.
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Mic check, one, two.
We record?
I'm cancerous.
When I did, she wouldn't want to answer this if you responded back with a battle rap you
wrote for cannabis.
I'll strangle you to death and I'll choke you again.
And break [Db] your fucking [Bb] legs till your bones poke through your skin.
[Bbm] You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally.
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
I get splunted off a funny home grown.
Cause when I smoke [Db] out, I hit the [Bb] trees harder than Sonny Bono.
[Bbm] So if I'm that I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does.
Hillary Clinton tried [Fm] to slap me and call me a pervert.
[Db] I ripped her [Bb] fucking tonsils out and fed her sherberts.
[Bbm] My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge.
Grab vanilla [Bb] ice and ripped out his blonde dreads.
[Bbm] Every girl I ever went out with is born dead.
[Db] Follow me, you know [Bb] exactly what the song says.
Smoke [Bbm] weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink.
[Bb] Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.
[Bbm] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal.
So I'm [Db] dumb enough to [Bb] ask for a date with Lauryn Hill.
Some [Bbm] people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill.
Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill.
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mittens.
How the [Db] fuck can I be [Bb] white?
I don't even exist.
I [Db] get a clean shave, babe.
[Bbm] Go to a rave, die from an overdose.
And [Bb] dig myself a bout of my grave.
My middle finger [Bbm] won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see.
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women in each homes, then OD.
Now [Db] don't you wanna [Bb] grow up to be just like me?
[Bbm] Me and Marcus Malum went over to see Nicole.
When we heard a knock at the door, it must have been Ron Gold.
Jump behind the door, put the orgy on hold.
Kill them [Db] both and smear [Bb] blood on a white Bronco.
My [Bbm] mind won't work if my spine don't serve.
I slap Garth [Bb] Brooks out of his limestone surf.
[Bbm] I'm not a player, just an L rhyme saying
that a spray of [Db] aerosol [Bbm] can't help with the ozone layer.
My rap style poor, I'm running out the [Bbm] morgue.
With your dead [Bb] grandmother's corpse, just throw it on your porch.
Jumped in a [C] chicken or a cartoon with a cake horn.
[Db] And beat a [Bb] foghorn leghorn with an acorn.
[Bbm] I'm bout to throw him in a storm and bake with a formative trait.
It's a premature birth, it was four minutes late.
Mother, are you there?
I love you.
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather inside.
Either I'm high or I'm nuts.
You ain't tilting this broom, neither am I.
So when you see your mom with a thermometer that's sharper than a rasp,
it [Bb] probably is obvious I got it on with [Bbm] her.
Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with.
I [Db] bought K-Tape, opened [Bb] it, and dumped over it.
I [Bbm] came to the club drunk with a fake ID.
Don't you wanna grow up to be [Bb] just like me?
[Gb] I've been with ten women who got HIV.
Now [Db] don't you wanna grow up to be [Bb] just like me?
I've got dinner awards and it burns when [Bbm] I pee.
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I try to romp around my penis and jump from a tree.
You [Db] probably wanna [Bbm] grow up to be just like me. _
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