Chords for Ronald Frankau & Monte Crick - Everyones Got Sex Appeal For Someone 1933

_ One, _ _ _ two_
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ Marvellous dance, I wish you could see it.
[E] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[D] Oh, [F] it's very breathless.
One leg's out, _ [Cm] _ now the other.
I'm doing the split.
_ _ _ Listen to the taps, they're marvellous.
_ _ _ [Bb]
Now I think I'd better [Eb] sing.
_ _ _ [Cm] _
Listen, _ chaps, [D] you've often [G] paused to wonder
[Cm] What made Miss [G]
Blankett, Mr.
[Cm] So-and-so. _ _
[Eb] To you it _ seemed [D] a most amazing blunder,
[G] I'll [F] whisper you the answer, [Fm] then you'll know.
_ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ [D] _ Everyone's got [Eb] sex appeal for [Bb] someone,
Or many of us wouldn't be [Cm] here.
_ _ _ _ [G] _
Even the Gee-Gees [Cm] prove this rule.
They're [D] attracted by the donkey, _ [Cm] or there'd never be a [Bb] mule.
_ [Eb] Look at Queen Elizabeth, whose [Cm] feat is quite _ appalled.
[Eb] The Virgin Queen, they called her, [Cm] yet many she enthralled.
[C] And the Duke of Essex gave the lie to [Eb] what she's always [C] called,
So [Bb] she must have had some [Fm] sex appeal [Eb] for him. _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ Sex appeal, [D] some curse and [G] others bless it.
[Cm] But whoever coined that hyphenated word
[C] _ _ [Eb] Would never say, [D] some do, some don't possess it.
Such a [F] statement would be obviously [Bb] absurd.
_ _ [C] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Gb] _ Everyone's [Cm] got sex appeal [E] for someone,
Or [Bb] many of us wouldn't be [Cm] here.
_ _ _ _ [G] _
Even the Gee-Gees [Cm] _ prove this [D] rule.
They're attracted by the donkey, [Cm] or there'd never be a [Bb] mule.
[Eb] There's the Indian damsel at a fair, [Cm] who wear a handsome [Fm] _ swain.
[Eb] She's got the world tattooed all over her, which [Cm] makes her very plain.
[Ebm] But he's gone to live in India, although he's [F] keen on [C] Spain.
So [Bb] she must have had some sex appeal [Eb] for him.
_ _ _ For instance, there's a lovely girl on whom [Ab] you've got a crunch.
But she married someone undersized, [Bb] who looks like [Fm] Mr.
Punch.
[Ebm] And they go to bed at 6 p.m. and don't get [C] up till lunch.
So [Bb] he must have [Fm] had some sex appeal for [Eb] her. _
_ There's the shop girl working daily, 9 to 6, [Cm] without a rest.
[Eb] She married a night watchman at [Fm] a jewellery shop up west.
[C] So neither of them ever sees the [Eb] other one [C] undressed.
_ But [Bb] they must have had [Fm] some sex appeal [Eb] for each other.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Cm] Everyone's got sex [C] appeal for _ someone,
[F] Or [Bb] many of us wouldn't be [Eb] _ here. _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ Even the horses _ [Cm] _ prove this rule.
_ [D] _ Attracted by the donkey, [F] or there'd never be [Bb] a mule.
There's [Eb] a little chap who married someone _ [Cm] statuesque and grand.
[Eb] He's worn himself to ribbons, [Fm] at least I _ understand. _
Through [Eb] climbing up [Gb] the kisser [Ab] and sliding [F] back [C] to land.
So she [Bb] must have had some [Fm] sex appeal [Eb] for him. _ _ _ _ _
Vodio Do, _ _ Vodio Do.
Rum-pachinko-lum-pachinko-dum-pachinko-dum-pachinko [G]-dum-pachinko [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _
-dum.
There you are. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _