Chords for Rory McLeod @Musicport 2017

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I'm going to be honest, I'm not a fan of the [B] English language.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [Em] _ [G] _ _
_ _ You have to dance because you have to put your arms in the middle.
I was just thinking that.
Mate, you don't have to jump.
[E] You can dance on your own, that's the beauty of [Bm] the English language.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] Maybe.
_ _ Do you remember it?
_ _ _ I'm Rory, by the way.
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_ _ [G] I'm from Australia. I'm [D] sorry. _ _
[G] _ _ I'm sorry.
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[A] _ [Em] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Dm] _
[A] _ [C#] _ _ [Bm] [B] I'm from [A] Australia.
_ [C#] _ _ [D] _ [B] _ _ _ _
[A] _ [G] _ _ [Bm] I'm sorry.
I'd like to [A] introduce you both [C#] to each [G] [F#m] other
But [Bm] I'm not [F#m] with my [Em] cursley [Bm] mother
If my [A] wife and mother [D#] could be with [F#m] each other
[Bm] That would be [F#m] sweet
[G] But my [Bm] lads could never meet
I would always [A] be in [G] between
[A] There'd be affection [Bm] even [D#] with Bastille
[G] _ [Bm] We'd all be playing _ questions [F#m] and answer [G] _ [B] machines
And I wouldn't [D] have to [A] sigh
_ _ _ _ [D] _ I'm married _ _ _ _ _
[D#] Don't touch [A] my heart as far as you [Em] can plough [A] it
If I fought I'd be like a consummate
[Bm] [A] I'm married but without [D] every certificate
[Fm] For fun [D] I'd shake him clean at a witch
Leave Anna [E] Bastille lying in [A] the adventure [Em] hut
[A] I've got my own [Bm] trinket and I [G] don't want to worry _
I'm [Bm] married but my [D] wife doesn't know [Bm] it
I'm married but my wife doesn't know
[F#m] I would stick on my neck [A] and I hope he doesn't show
I'd subtilise [B] my own [A] delusions if he'd know
She asks me questions [D] before he quits the [Bm] show
But my nose is drawn he'd knock it out
She's [A] gonna [Bm] throw me with the elderly [G] in tow
[Em] I'm going to leave every [A] lesson I've [Em] [G] sown
[A] I'm married [Bm] but my [D] wife doesn't know
[Bm] _
_ _ _ _ But [A] _ _
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ _
[Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ _
[C#] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ [A] _
[B] _ [Em] _ _ [Bm] my woman's mother's [A]
[Em] sonning, she'll have [B] told me
I [A] am [G] devoted and devoted [A] I will [Dm] [Bm] follow
[A] The princess's tears [G] will fall [F#m] on me
[Bm] The _ [F#m] princess's tears [G] will fall [F#m] on me
And [Bm] the [A] fresh delight [G] in [Bm] danger will know
One day a [A] stranger [Em] will stand there
And I [G] won't have [G#] to _ [A] _ sigh _ _ _ _
[G] [D] I'm married but my wife doesn't know it
Don't touch [G] my [A] heart as [G] far as you can plough [F#m] it
[A]
I've pulled my big black and white horse
[B] I'm married [G#] but I've burnt Alice [D] a [Bm] _ dignigan
A [F#m] fun [Bm] handshake will [F#m] make [Bm] Adelaide sleep
[F#m] Even a [C#] cross that [A] I make can be [G] _ affectionate
[A] I'll light a [G] fire, something and I'll hold a rose _
[B] I'm [Bm] married but my wife [D] doesn't know it _
I'm married but my wife doesn't know
[F#m] I will steam your mummy [A] and I'll pick [G] up the chow
[A] I suck her as my own and we'll treat her in tow
[D] She asks me questions like I'm in a quick [Bm] shower
But my lady's [D] glad to be in the [Bm] house
She's [A] gonna [Bm] throw me with the [G] elderly in tow
[Em]
I'm going to leave [B] every lesson [A] I've sown
I'm [D] married but my wife doesn't know
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