Chords for roy c peeping through the window

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_ _ _ Oh, I [G] woke up this morning and I _ _ [Em] got in my car to go for [C] a morning drive. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] As I was driving down Main Street, _ _ _ there was my best [C] friend and my wife in front of me.
And as I was driving behind her, [G] we pulled into the Holiday Inn, _ went around and parked [C] in the backyard of the hotel. _ _
Got out [G] and went inside, picked up a key, _ _ went down the hall to [C] the lonesome room.
_ [Am] You know what I [C] did?
Went around [G] to the window, _ _ [Em] _ _ _ got down on my [C] knees where I could peep in and see.
And as I was looking in, _ I saw my [G] wife took off that lovely dress I bought her last week.
_ [Em] Then [G] she reached down and [C] took off those pantyhose. _ _ _
A pain hit me in [G] my heart, _ tears [Em] came in my eyes.
All [C] I could do was stand and [Am] cry, _ [Em] _ peeping [G] through the _ window.
_ [Em] _ _ Oh Lord, I [C] was _ peeping, _ _ _ _ _ peeping through [G] the window.
Oh _ _ [Em] _ _ Lord, I was [C] _
_ _ peeping, _ _ _ _ peeping [G] through the _ blinds.
About that time, _ a policeman walked [C] up and tapped me on the shoulder.
He said, son, I'm going to lock you [Am] up.
I said, why?
He said, [G] you are peeping, Tom.
I said, no sir.
Come here, officer.
Take a look through [C] the window. _
_ _ _ [Am] Come on, [C] tell me [G] what you see.
He peeped in and looked at me and said, _ is that your [C] wife?
I said, yes sir.
_ _ [G] He said, you got troubles [C] [G] in your _ home.
I said, uh-uh.
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All the troubles I [C] got tonight, _ mm-hmm, [Am] is right [C] here in this [G] hotel room.
About that time, I looked down at the policeman.
His thing [C] was hard _ and my thing was hard.
And we're standing [G] side by side, _ hey, hey, _ children, [C] my.
_ _ _ We're standing there, [G] _ peeping through the window, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ peeping [C] through the _ _ _ blinds.
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[G] Peeping through the window, _ _ _ _ _ peeping through [C] the _ _ _ blinds, _ _ peeping [G] through the _ _ _ blinds. _
_ _ I said, [C] I'm going home. _
I went on home _ with [G] tears in my eyes.
And after I got there, _ a few minutes later, [C] my wife walked in.
She had a smile on her face like she never [G] had before.
_ And she looked at me and she told me, she says, _ _ [C] oh, I'm leaving, _ _ _ _ _ _ leaving in [G] the morning.
_ _ _ She told me she was [C] _ leaving.
_ _ And [Am] all I wanted to [C] know was [G] why.
_ What's wrong with me?
She looked [C] at me and [G] she said, [C] I don't want to hurt your feelings, but if you want to know, [Am] _
[G] I'm going to tell you now.
_ She looked at me, she said, Roy, _ [Em] _ oh, [C] Roy, listen to me. _
_ _ I've got to tell you all [G] before I go.
_ She looked at me, she said, _ your thing is too short. _ _ _ _
_ Oh, _ _ fell out on the floor.
_ _ I couldn't take it no more. _
[C] I said, I know what I'm going to do _ in the morning.
I'm going down to see [G] Dr.
John _ to [Em] get some pills to make this [C] thing grow.
_ _ _ All I [G] need is just a few more inches _ and _ everything will be [C] all _ right.
Got those pills?
But you don't [G] know what I found when I looked [C] down.
_ Hey, _ _ my thing is still short. _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Em] Peep [G] into the window, _ _ _ _ _ _ peep [C] into the _ _ _ _ blinds.
_ Peep into [G] the window, _ _ _ _ _ _ peep [C] into the _ _ _ blinds.
Oh, she don't [G] know I was peeping. _ _ _ _
She didn't know I was [C] peeping. _
I was standing on the [G] outside of the Holiday Inn _ and she was inside with my [C] best friend.
_ Me and the policeman _ _ standing there [G] peeping. _ _
_ _ Oh, peeping into the blinds.
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