Chords for Royal Jelly
Tempo:
186.45 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
Bm
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
[D] [G]
[Bm] [A]
[D] [G]
Mailboxes [G] drip like [D] lampposts in the twisted birth [G] canal of the [E] Colosseum
[A] [B]
[G] Rimjob fairy teapots [A] mask the temper tantrum, oh say [D] can you see em?
[G] Stuffed cabbage is the darling of [A] the laundromat And [D] the sorority mascot sat with [G] the lumberjack
Pressing, passing, stinging half synthetic fabrications of [A] his kind
[D] The mouse with [G] the overbite [D] explained how [G] the rabbits were [A] ensnared
In [G] the skinny, scanty, self-thrashed, [D] the [A] apothecary diplomat
[Em] Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of [A] his toaster [D] oven live in [Bm] my mind
[G]
[D] I'm half blind, my [Bm] inner breath [G] is [D] mostly death I'm [Bm] smell impaired, [G]
if [D] you care
[Bm] My sense of taste [G] is wasted on [D] the [G] phosphorescent orange peels [D] of San [G] Francisco accent [A]-crusted frenzy
So [D] let me touch you, [A] let me touch you, [D] let me touch you, [G] let me touch you
Where [D] the royal [A] jelly [D] gets made
[G]
[Bm] [G]
[Bm] [A]
[D]
[G] Collieratourist singers [D] bringing weeds and [G] social clingers
[D] Hangers on and [G] fancy [D] flangers to [A] the dress ball
[G] Mushrooms and bowling pins, stovepipe hats and other [A] things
I can't recall from juvenile [D] hall
[G] We're so [Bm] unlucky [A] and stuff
[D] Woodrow Wilson never had it so [G]
tough
Dairy Queen [D] and Vaseline [Em] and Maybelline, Paul Bunyan and [A] James Dean
[B] [D]
[G] Allegory agencies [D] of pre-rapid [G]-like [D] paganry
And Shenandoah [G] [D] tapestries compared with good [G] [D] mahogany
Collapsing the [G] [D] undying [B] postcard romance
The [G]
feline perspicacity by the university [Bm] That night I held a paucity
Which [G] you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd [D] be
[A] I shouldn't have [B] invited you [D] to dance
[Bm] In my tree, [G] I'm [D] halfway free And in [Bm] my chair, [G]
one [D] quarter there
[Bm] In my dream, [G]
one [Bm] sixteenth [D] cream In the coffee [B] of the courtier
[D] Of the sycophantic [G]
assistant to [A] the king So let [D] me touch you, let me [A] touch you,
[D] let me touch you, [B] let [G] me touch you
With [D] a raw [A]
jelly, [Bm]
[G]
[A]
yes, made
[G]
[D] [G]
[Bm] You're a liar!
[A] [D]
[D] [G]
[Bm] [A]
[D] [G]
Mailboxes [G] drip like [D] lampposts in the twisted birth [G] canal of the [E] Colosseum
[A] [B]
[G] Rimjob fairy teapots [A] mask the temper tantrum, oh say [D] can you see em?
[G] Stuffed cabbage is the darling of [A] the laundromat And [D] the sorority mascot sat with [G] the lumberjack
Pressing, passing, stinging half synthetic fabrications of [A] his kind
[D] The mouse with [G] the overbite [D] explained how [G] the rabbits were [A] ensnared
In [G] the skinny, scanty, self-thrashed, [D] the [A] apothecary diplomat
[Em] Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of [A] his toaster [D] oven live in [Bm] my mind
[G]
[D] I'm half blind, my [Bm] inner breath [G] is [D] mostly death I'm [Bm] smell impaired, [G]
if [D] you care
[Bm] My sense of taste [G] is wasted on [D] the [G] phosphorescent orange peels [D] of San [G] Francisco accent [A]-crusted frenzy
So [D] let me touch you, [A] let me touch you, [D] let me touch you, [G] let me touch you
Where [D] the royal [A] jelly [D] gets made
[G]
[Bm] [G]
[Bm] [A]
[D]
[G] Collieratourist singers [D] bringing weeds and [G] social clingers
[D] Hangers on and [G] fancy [D] flangers to [A] the dress ball
[G] Mushrooms and bowling pins, stovepipe hats and other [A] things
I can't recall from juvenile [D] hall
[G] We're so [Bm] unlucky [A] and stuff
[D] Woodrow Wilson never had it so [G]
tough
Dairy Queen [D] and Vaseline [Em] and Maybelline, Paul Bunyan and [A] James Dean
[B] [D]
[G] Allegory agencies [D] of pre-rapid [G]-like [D] paganry
And Shenandoah [G] [D] tapestries compared with good [G] [D] mahogany
Collapsing the [G] [D] undying [B] postcard romance
The [G]
feline perspicacity by the university [Bm] That night I held a paucity
Which [G] you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd [D] be
[A] I shouldn't have [B] invited you [D] to dance
[Bm] In my tree, [G] I'm [D] halfway free And in [Bm] my chair, [G]
one [D] quarter there
[Bm] In my dream, [G]
one [Bm] sixteenth [D] cream In the coffee [B] of the courtier
[D] Of the sycophantic [G]
assistant to [A] the king So let [D] me touch you, let me [A] touch you,
[D] let me touch you, [B] let [G] me touch you
With [D] a raw [A]
jelly, [Bm]
[G]
[A]
yes, made
[G]
[D] [G]
[Bm] You're a liar!
[A] [D]
Key:
D
G
A
Bm
B
D
G
A
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Mailboxes [G] drip like _ [D] lampposts in the twisted birth [G] canal of the [E] _ Colosseum
_ [A] _ _ [B] _
_ [G] _ Rimjob fairy teapots [A] mask the temper tantrum, oh say [D] can you see em? _ _
_ [G] Stuffed cabbage is the darling of [A] the _ _ laundromat _ And [D] the _ sorority mascot sat with [G] the _ lumberjack _ _ _
_ _ Pressing, passing, _ stinging half synthetic _ _ _ fabrications of [A] his _ kind _ _ _
[D] The mouse with [G] the _ overbite [D] explained how [G] the rabbits were [A] _ ensnared _ _ _
In [G] the skinny, scanty, self-thrashed, [D] the _ _ [A] apothecary _ diplomat
[Em] _ Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of [A] his toaster [D] oven _ live _ _ in [Bm] my _ mind
[G] _ _ _
[D] I'm half blind, _ my [Bm] inner breath _ [G] _ is [D] mostly death _ _ I'm [Bm] smell _ impaired, _ [G] _ _
if [D] you care _ _ _ _
[Bm] My sense of taste [G] is wasted on [D] the _ _ [G] phosphorescent orange peels [D] of San _ [G] Francisco accent [A]-crusted frenzy
_ _ So [D] let me touch you, _ _ _ [A] let me touch you, _ _ _ [D] let me touch you, _ _ [G] let me touch you _ _
Where [D] the _ _ _ royal _ _ [A] jelly _ _ _ _ [D] gets made _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Collieratourist singers [D] bringing weeds and [G] social clingers
_ [D] Hangers on and [G] fancy [D] flangers to [A] the dress ball _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ Mushrooms and bowling pins, _ stovepipe hats and other [A] things
I can't recall from juvenile [D] _ _ _ _ hall
_ _ _ _ [G] We're so _ [Bm] unlucky [A] and stuff _
_ _ _ [D] Woodrow Wilson never had it so [G] _ _
tough
_ _ _ _ Dairy Queen [D] and _ Vaseline [Em] and _ Maybelline, Paul Bunyan and [A] James Dean
_ [B] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] Allegory _ agencies [D] of pre-rapid [G]-like _ _ [D] paganry
And _ Shenandoah [G] _ _ [D] tapestries compared with good _ [G] _ [D] mahogany _
Collapsing the [G] _ [D] undying [B] postcard _ _ romance
_ _ The [G]
feline _ _ _ perspicacity _ by the _ _ university [Bm] That night I held a paucity
Which [G] you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd [D] be
[A] I shouldn't have [B] invited you [D] to _ _ dance _ _
[Bm] In my tree, _ [G] _ I'm [D] halfway free _ _ And in [Bm] my _ chair, [G] _ _
one [D] quarter _ there _ _ _
[Bm] In my dream, _ [G] _
one [Bm] sixteenth [D] _ cream _ _ _ In the coffee [B] of the _ courtier
[D] Of the _ sycophantic [G] _
assistant to [A] the _ king _ _ So let [D] me touch you, _ _ _ let me [A] touch you,
_ _ _ [D] let me touch you, _ [B] _ let [G] me touch you
_ _ _ With [D] a _ raw _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ jelly, [Bm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
yes, made _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ You're a liar!
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Mailboxes [G] drip like _ [D] lampposts in the twisted birth [G] canal of the [E] _ Colosseum
_ [A] _ _ [B] _
_ [G] _ Rimjob fairy teapots [A] mask the temper tantrum, oh say [D] can you see em? _ _
_ [G] Stuffed cabbage is the darling of [A] the _ _ laundromat _ And [D] the _ sorority mascot sat with [G] the _ lumberjack _ _ _
_ _ Pressing, passing, _ stinging half synthetic _ _ _ fabrications of [A] his _ kind _ _ _
[D] The mouse with [G] the _ overbite [D] explained how [G] the rabbits were [A] _ ensnared _ _ _
In [G] the skinny, scanty, self-thrashed, [D] the _ _ [A] apothecary _ diplomat
[Em] _ Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of [A] his toaster [D] oven _ live _ _ in [Bm] my _ mind
[G] _ _ _
[D] I'm half blind, _ my [Bm] inner breath _ [G] _ is [D] mostly death _ _ I'm [Bm] smell _ impaired, _ [G] _ _
if [D] you care _ _ _ _
[Bm] My sense of taste [G] is wasted on [D] the _ _ [G] phosphorescent orange peels [D] of San _ [G] Francisco accent [A]-crusted frenzy
_ _ So [D] let me touch you, _ _ _ [A] let me touch you, _ _ _ [D] let me touch you, _ _ [G] let me touch you _ _
Where [D] the _ _ _ royal _ _ [A] jelly _ _ _ _ [D] gets made _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Collieratourist singers [D] bringing weeds and [G] social clingers
_ [D] Hangers on and [G] fancy [D] flangers to [A] the dress ball _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ Mushrooms and bowling pins, _ stovepipe hats and other [A] things
I can't recall from juvenile [D] _ _ _ _ hall
_ _ _ _ [G] We're so _ [Bm] unlucky [A] and stuff _
_ _ _ [D] Woodrow Wilson never had it so [G] _ _
tough
_ _ _ _ Dairy Queen [D] and _ Vaseline [Em] and _ Maybelline, Paul Bunyan and [A] James Dean
_ [B] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] Allegory _ agencies [D] of pre-rapid [G]-like _ _ [D] paganry
And _ Shenandoah [G] _ _ [D] tapestries compared with good _ [G] _ [D] mahogany _
Collapsing the [G] _ [D] undying [B] postcard _ _ romance
_ _ The [G]
feline _ _ _ perspicacity _ by the _ _ university [Bm] That night I held a paucity
Which [G] you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd [D] be
[A] I shouldn't have [B] invited you [D] to _ _ dance _ _
[Bm] In my tree, _ [G] _ I'm [D] halfway free _ _ And in [Bm] my _ chair, [G] _ _
one [D] quarter _ there _ _ _
[Bm] In my dream, _ [G] _
one [Bm] sixteenth [D] _ cream _ _ _ In the coffee [B] of the _ courtier
[D] Of the _ sycophantic [G] _
assistant to [A] the _ king _ _ So let [D] me touch you, _ _ _ let me [A] touch you,
_ _ _ [D] let me touch you, _ [B] _ let [G] me touch you
_ _ _ With [D] a _ raw _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ jelly, [Bm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
yes, made _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ You're a liar!
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _