Chords for RubberBandits - Up Da Ra (unofficial music video by Patch)

_ Monty, it's like this now.
I want you to go up to the doctor by the next hour tonight.
And I want you to take two of your best mates with you.
You can't know this on the dot whence.
You'll just three guns in the mood as you can.
Alright.
And I want no messing.
_ And I want you to blow away two paratroopers.
Yeah, we're going to give you a lesson now in Irish history.
For over 300 years the British [Dm] Army have oppressed the Irish people.
[D] It all started with the Great Pallado Famine of 1916.
The English took our food.
When we were [Dm] too starving and too weak to [D] fight, we took over the seven counties of Newcastle.
So Eamon Devilera roped a lung on the back of a horse [Dm] to punch the Queen into the [D] jaw.
_ She locked him in jail for a hundred years.
And he smeared his own shit on the wall and starved [Dm] to death. _
_ Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat. _
_ _ _ _ _ Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Oop the rat.
Fast forward to 1974 when Sean Stoult from Carrion starved a dog on his backyard for 17 years.
Eamon that dog sailed over to England on a ship made out of coffins.
He trained the dog to make shit of the Queen and punch her under the jaw as a symbol.
But he was caught in the car park of Buckingham Palace and jailed for a hundred years.
He smeared his own shit on the wall and he's starved today like so many before him. _
Oop-Aah!
Oop-Aah!
_ Oop-Aah!
Oop-Aah!
Oop-Aah!
Oop-Aah!
_ Oop-Aah!
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And so a petty Irishman went over to London to box the Queen into the moat.
He had a load of condoms filled with petrol,
and a sword made out of hash that was sedative to the steering wheel of his mother's face.
He met the Queen in the car park of Buckingham Palace
and he cleverly locked her into the boot of an Opel Corsa.
_ In that bullshit, Snub was with shit and the Queen starved to death.
And that's how the Irish Republic was won.
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_ Oompa, oompa, _ oompa, oompa, _ _ oompa, oompa, _ oompa, oompa, _ _ _ _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, _ _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ oompa, _ _ _ _ _ _ oompa, _ [Dm] oompa, _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, [D] oompa
I never come over to this country, I can't sit on the feet of dog shit, I ain't in my God's club, I feel the drive,
The heart of the camp is that I'm going to love, and the Irish lass, I know you're off in heaven smiling,
Don't you talk back about Marley, Chuck it, [Dm] don't, yeah _ _
_ Oompa, oompa, _ _ _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, _ _ _ _ oompa, _ _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, _ _ _ _ _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, _ [C] oompa, _ _ _
[Dm] _ oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa, _ _ _ _ [C] oompa, _ [Dm] o Matthew Whelan
He's in the rank Colin Fannell
He's in the rank George Lucas
He's in the [C] rank Tony Castorino
He's in the [Dm] rank Nick Jagger
He's in the rank
Robert De Niro
He's in the rank Colin Tamerlino
He's in the [C] rank Toddy Fieland
He's in the [Dm] rank
Dr. Grey
He's in the rank
New Man in the Da Vinci Court
He's in the rank Winona Ryder
He's in the [C] rank Coby Anain
He's in the [Dm] rank Michelle Pfeiffer
He's in the rank
The Robo Bandits
We're in the rank
The Robo _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ Bandits
We're in the rank
The Robo Bandits
We're in the rank
The Robo Bandits
We're in the rank
[C] The Robo Bandits
We're in the rank
[Dm] The Robo Bandits are in the IRA
I'm telling you now, we are in the IRA
We are the [C] IRA
I'm telling you now, we [Dm] are the IRA
That's us, we are the IRA
Don't ever not forget it, do you know what I mean?
Like, two [C] thousand years
_ Yeah
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