Chords for Rucka Rucka Ali - Dago PARODY

_ What is world [Db].com?
Welcome to the Alley!
I'm on these [B] _ _ _ _
silos, [Ab] baking some garlic bread [Bm] for you.
[E] Walking in _ [B] _ _ _
peace [Abm] like watching monkeys playing [Db] their pool.
Hey, [E] I'm walking [B] here!
I'm just a spaghetti vendor, I'm just a dirty guinea.
I don't need lube by my owner, because I'm so greasy.
My wife has a [B] pretty mustache, she's growing tall [Abm] above her back.
I don't mind no [B] misery, I'm a [Gb] mobster, so I'm [E] being paranoid.
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_ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [Gb] So I might look [B] pretty, but I'm eating your sausage.
_ [Abm] _ I'm a smith, but that [Gb] is my job.
I'm [E] just a day job, so I'm [B] a lazy slug.
All [Abm] that they say of my race [Gb] is true.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
Who's [Abm] that rough woman?
[Gb] _ _
An [E] apiatic bastard, smell [B] like shit. _
I'd rather [Abm] sleep in long sleep with [Gb] a fish.
There are [E] some furry hairball piece [B] of shit.
Roll [Abm] the long spaghetti, don't suck [Gb] my dick.
_ [B] _ I'm just like my pizza, so I should have the same [Abm] shape.
Jim, what is your order, [B] here you go.
[Gb] I'm a voodoo baby.
_ _ Allegedly a pedophile, [B] that means I smoosh [Abm] little kids.
Sometimes I walk, because [B] it's shorter than I am in Soho.
Very proud of who I am. _ _
I'm a dumb, [Abm] talented, bright, tipsy, cool [Gb] fuzz.
And I [Gb] suck each [B] other's cock.
I'm a snooki, he's my gun.
Job a grunt, [Abm] that dick should just walk [Gb] at all.
I'm just [E] a dick.
_ _ [B] _ _
He's [Abm] a dick.
He's a big dumb dick.
He's [Gb] a big dick.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [Abm] Big dumb dick.
He's [Gb] a big dumb dick.
There might be [E] other answers to this [B] game.
This broken [Abm] army's all wrong for playing [Gb] games.
Italians [E] are the dumbest group there [B] _
is.
[Abm] Mexicans, Italians, what's that [Gb] game? _
_ _ [B] Ciao Parato, mi taliato, par al pastale, [Ab] arrastoriato.
I'm a scambino, forza esta pizza.
I'm a fascista, caffè [B] barista.
They call me nigger, rigatoni.
Hook up my homies with extra [Abm] cheeses.
I grab poroni, in [Gb] macaroni.
I'm a jabroni, like Mr.
[B] Jesus.
I wear spaghetti, mi hato rendi.
I take long time and I get [Abm] sweaty.
I drink white wine and I smoke [Gb] cigarrio.
I clog the toilets, [B] coloffario.
Mama mia, papa mia.
Eat the pasta, [Abm] quesadilla.
Cecillia, [Gb] zuccadia.
Spaghetti was my idea.
Where did [E] you go?
_ _ _ [B] I was gone.
The [Abm] racist _ [Gb] hateful dude.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [Abm] Blocking the main [B] line. _
[Gb] Serving [E] voucher, it's so [B] sad.
Rape, bombing, [Abm] game, pro allergy.
No [Gb] fun.
The last thing [E] I would like to say [B] is please, your food is [Abm] good and our girls have big [Gb] tits.
So I know how you're feeling, [B] right? _ _ _ _ _
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