Chords for Rural Route 4 - Old MacDonald

_ _ _ _ It's not my [B] turn.
No it's not.
No it's not. _ _
_ It's somebody's call. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Remember we drew straws and you got the last one? _ _ _
Say what comes to your mind. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Good evening ladies and gentlemen. _ _ _ _ _
We're having a ball over here.
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_ Hey I want to know something.
[B] How many of you [E] never heard of a real rap form?
Hold up your hammer.
[Db] _ [F] What? _ _
Hold up your hammer.
You gotta _ tell [A] these people.
Hold up [Gb] your hammer.
You never heard of a real [B] rap ever.
You never _ _ heard of a real rap. _ _ _
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_ _ [E] _ She said that there was a U _ _ _ [B] F O out there.
Well we didn't know quite what to do.
We were thinking it was out there running around like a bunch of chickens. _ _
_ [Bb] Was _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] a _ unidentified _ _ _ [N] farm owner. _
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We got this little song [E] _ that we like to [Db] do quite a bit.
So [B] we sort [A] _
of [Db] do it quite a bit. _ _
We adopted it as our, _ we call it.
It's our theme [Ab] song.
_ _ [B] So what we'd like to do for you now.
[N] Our theme song. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Am] Oh we got a [A] man of our. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Yeah it was a big bull.
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_ _ [Em] You know what I got now?
[Eb] I got a dog that'll bite you.
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_ _ [F] Got him.
[E] He gets his revenge.
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[Bbm] _ Had _ _ [Db] _ [Ab] a chicken just, [Em] it was called a silkworm.
_ [Db] And now I got a chicken that lays eggs with pantyhose inside.
_ _ [G] I still have it in the store though.
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_ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [F] In the _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [E] evening when he flew away from the sunset.
He had a six [Eb] foot wingspan. _
[E] But get this.
In the [B] morning when he flew into the sunrise.
He only had a three foot wingspan.
Pretty bad without that.
_ [Bm] That's right.
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_ [G] Yeah.
_ [E] Because he had to fly like this.
Ha ha _ _ _ _ ha ha.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] But I'll tell you [C] what.
She took out a little bottle of something and poured it on that rabbit.
And you know what?
That rabbit just got right back up and [Ebm] took off running again.
And [N] he ran about 50 yards and turned around and waved at him.
Waved at him?
Yeah, and [B] then he ran a little further and waved and he [Bm] waved.
And he ran away and he got a little scared.
And he was like, [B] whoa, what was in the bottle?
I [E] asked her.
What was it?
She said it was [N] hair restorer.
Ha ha ha ha.
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_ _ [G] I fly in her [B] ear and ended up in a milk bucket.
Ha ha ha ha.
You know what that proves?
In my ear, [N] out the other. _ _ _
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