Chords for Sangen om nordmenn - Helt sann låt

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_ _ _ _ I'm called Børø and I live on the land of the glad
[G] _
I'm a lonely devil, because my guesthouse [C] is full
Don't come here [Em] with burning wine, [F] because it's [C] Satan's wall
But clean yourself with [F] some regal and I'll [G] be your servant [C] all day _
_ My name is Stian Karlsen and I'm a Norwegian
[G] _ With a smile and a smile on my face, I have a big beard that I [C] want to sell
[Am] I'm often out [Em] on the sea, hunting [F] for the cod in [C] the box
When the great girls [F] here in the North City with the shark, [G] I say,
What [C] the fuck?
_ We [F] are all [G] immigrants [C] in the Norwegian land
[D] We have it all too fucking bad and [C] we complain to everyone
[F] The tax is [G] too high, [C] but the price [Am] for style
[D] The trade is very optimistic, [G] we all have a luxurious [C] life
My _ _ _ _ name is Charlie and I live in Bergen
[G] _
I have always been a big fan of the Norwegian so I have put [B] a lot of effort into it
[Am] I'm 20 [Em] years old, but [F] I have a big [C] problem
We walk from the fjord [F] between the roads every time [G] we should get [C] home
_ My name is Fortargett Hørunde and I'm a great [G] Hørunde lad
The snow is good and the water is full and I drink a lot of good lads
[Am] The sun is shining [Em] and the muck is saying, [F] if you can't make a [C] party
I'm tired of all [F] the fun, [G] only Rosenborg [C] is the best
We [F] are all [G] immigrants [C] in the Norwegian land
[D] We have it all too fucking bad and [C] we complain to everyone
[F] The tax is [G] too high, [C] but the price [Am] for style
[D] If it was optimistic, [G] we all would have a luxurious [C] life _ _ _
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_ _ _ My name is Vinter Lange, I live on the west side
[G] _
I earn quite well, at least several million more than you
I [Am] have several cabins [Em] and yachts and houses [F] and money spread all over [C] the country
If I don't get my [F] form, I don't know [G] how to get [C] away _
_ [C] My name is Jukka and I live far [G] north
I have a girlfriend from Russia who came here to run her house
[Am] For safety I have bought [Em] a new scooter [F] that goes into the [C] hell out of here
And even though I'm clean [F] for the creation, [G] we have made a national [C] sport
We [F] are all [G] immigrants [C] in the Norwegian land
[G] We have it all too fucking bad and [C] we complain to everyone
[F] The taxes [G] are too high, but [C] the price for style
[Am] If _
[D] it was optimistic, we all would have a luxurious [G] life
_ _ [C] _ We [F] are all _ [G] immigrants [C] in the Norwegian land
[D] We have it all too fucking bad and [C] we complain to everyone
[F] The taxes [G] are too high, [C] but the price [Am] for style
If [D] it was optimistic, [G] we all would have a [C] luxurious life
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