Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong - HD Audio Chords
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[G] Ma ma ma ma [N] cita, donde esta Santa Claus?
The vato with the bony knees
Is coming down the street with no shoes on his feet
And he's going to
no no no
Ma ma ma cita, donde esta Santa Claus?
The guy with the hair [G] on his jaws, he
[C] [N] Hey man, come over here man, I need some help man
Yeah man, I can dig that
Like, what are you doing man?
I'm trying to write a song about Santa Claus man, but it's not coming out
About who man?
About Santa Claus man, you know Santa Claus man
Oh yeah man, I played with those dudes man What?
Yeah, last year at the film award man, me and the bass player sat in man
Oh hey man, you think Santa Claus is a group?
No, it's not a group man
Would they break up man?
No man, it's one guy man, you know he had a red suit on man, with black pant leather shoes
You know the guy man?
Oh yeah, he's with Motown ain't he?
No man, he's not
Yeah, I played with that dude too man, he's a good singer man
No no, hold on man, he's not with Motown man
Well then he's with Buddha man
No, no man, you don't know who Santa Claus is man
Yeah well I'm not from here man, like I'm from Pittsburgh man, I don't know too many local dudes
Oh I see, well hey man, sit back and relax and I'll tell you the story about Santa Claus man
Listen, once upon a [D] time about five years ago, there was this groovy dude and his name was Santa Claus you [Bm] know
And he used to live over in the projects with this old lady
And they had a [E] pretty good thing together because this old lady was really fine and she [A] could cook and all that stuff like that
You know like she made the best brownies in [Gb] town man, oh I can remember them now man
I could eat [D] one of them man, wow
[Bm] Wow, did you know [D] these people man?
Oh [G] yeah man, they used to live next door to me you know, until they got [D] kicked out man
What, they got kicked out of the projects man?
Yeah, you know what happened [Gm] man, they used to live with all these midgets you know
And the midgets used to make a lot of noise you know, like [Abm] pounding and hammering and pounding all night man Typical freaks
Oh yeah man, [G] they were really [E] freaks man
As a matter of fact, they all moved [Db] up north [Bb] together you know
Oh they had to go get their head [G] together man
Yeah get their head together man
[E] And they started a commune you know, it was called the Santa Claus and his old lady commune, it was a real famous one up there man
And they used to sit around and groove all the time you know Oh [Gb] yeah
Really good time [Gm] man
Yeah that sounds [Fm] heavy
[B] Yeah, eat the [Eb] brownies man, drink that tea man
[D] And what they did most of the [F] time though was make [B] a lot of goodies you know
And they had [F] everything they needed, they only needed to come into town [Dm] maybe once a [F] year or something like [D] that
Pick up the welfare check and the food stamp
Yeah, [F] no no, what they did man, is [D] once a year [Bm] when they made all the [D] goodies you know
They used to put them in a big chopping bag [Dm] and then they used to take the chopping bag and deliver them to all the boys and girls all the way around the world
[D] Hey, well that's it man
[Dm] That sounds real nice
Oh yeah, they were really nice people [D] man
And so much class man, they had so much class [Dm] you know
Like even take the way they used to deliver the toys you know
It's like Santa Claus used to have [A] this really sharp [D] short man you know
It was lowered to the ground at [Am] twice pipes, candy apple red, button top, [D] ooh clean
That sounds like a hip snowmobile man
No no, it wasn't a snowmobile, it was a sled you know
One of those big sleds you [C] know
And [D] it used to have it pulled by some reindeers you know, like reindeers
Some what man?
[A] Some reindeers you know, used to hook them onto the sled
And then used to stand up inside the sled and hold onto [Ab] the reins
And then call out their names [N] like, On Donner, On Bleason, On Chewy, On Tavo, Come [Bb] on Beto
And then the reindeers used to take off into the sky and fly across the sky man
Wow man, that's [C] far out man
[Bb] Yeah, [Dm] and then when they fly across the sky
They used to come down to places like [Bb] Chicago, LA, New York, Coimbra and all [Dm] those places you know
And then [Bb] land on top of people's roofs
And then old Santa Claus would make himself real [C] small you [Gm] know, like a real small guy
And he'd come down the [A] chimney and then [Gm] he would give you all the stuff that he made man
And dig this man, he did it all in one night man
Hey, just a minute man, now how'd he do that man?
Oh, well man he took the freeway, how else man?
No man, no man, how did he do all that other stuff man?
Like how'd he make himself small man?
And how'd he like, how'd he get the reindeer off the ground man?
Oh, well man he had some magic dust man
[D] Some magic dust?
Yeah, magic [N] dust you know, he used to give a little bit to the reindeer
A little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus
And this would get the reindeer off man?
Oh, got them off man, are you kidding man?
They flew all the way around the world man
Hey, that's far out man
Hey, how come I've never met this dude man?
Oh man, he doesn't do that bit anymore man, it got too [Db] dangerous man
Yeah, I can dig that man, cause [F] that's a dangerous bit man
Yeah, [Gb] let me tell you it sure was man
Like just two [D] years ago man, [F] he got stopped at the border you know
[Dm] And they took [G] him into another room and took off his clothes man
And searched him and searched his bag of goodies man
And then when [C] he was leaving man, he was flying through [Ab] the air
Somebody took a shot at his [G] reindeer you know
Oh, that's a drag man
Yeah, it really [Gb] was man
And then man, he went down south man
And they tried to cut off his hair and his beard man
And all the time he was getting stopped and pulled over and asked for his ID man
Just everywhere he went he ran into too much recession man
No man, you mean he ran into too much repression man
Ah, repression, recession man, it's all the same thing [G] man
Yeah, it's a [Gbm] drag man, cause we could sure use a dude like that right now
Oh, he still comes [G] around man Oh yeah?
[D] Yeah, but he comes in [G] disguises now
Oh, he went underground
[D] Yeah, underground man
I can dig it
[G] Yeah, but [D] you wanna see his [A] disguise man, nobody would ever know it [D] was him man Oh yeah?
[G] Yeah, he's got a [A] job in front of the department store
Ringing this bell [N] and playing this tambourine next to this black pot you know
Oh, [C] I seen [D] the dude
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about man
Yeah, I [Am] played with that guy last year man What?
[E] Yeah, we played in front of a store man, we made a lot of money
Hey, hey, [C] hey, wait a minute man, [D] Santa Claus is not a musician man
I'm hip man, [Dm] that cat didn't know any tunes man
Oh, hey wait a minute man, no he's not into that at all man
No, I played with this dude
Are you sure?
[Bm]
The vato with the bony knees
Is coming down the street with no shoes on his feet
And he's going to
no no no
Ma ma ma cita, donde esta Santa Claus?
The guy with the hair [G] on his jaws, he
[C] [N] Hey man, come over here man, I need some help man
Yeah man, I can dig that
Like, what are you doing man?
I'm trying to write a song about Santa Claus man, but it's not coming out
About who man?
About Santa Claus man, you know Santa Claus man
Oh yeah man, I played with those dudes man What?
Yeah, last year at the film award man, me and the bass player sat in man
Oh hey man, you think Santa Claus is a group?
No, it's not a group man
Would they break up man?
No man, it's one guy man, you know he had a red suit on man, with black pant leather shoes
You know the guy man?
Oh yeah, he's with Motown ain't he?
No man, he's not
Yeah, I played with that dude too man, he's a good singer man
No no, hold on man, he's not with Motown man
Well then he's with Buddha man
No, no man, you don't know who Santa Claus is man
Yeah well I'm not from here man, like I'm from Pittsburgh man, I don't know too many local dudes
Oh I see, well hey man, sit back and relax and I'll tell you the story about Santa Claus man
Listen, once upon a [D] time about five years ago, there was this groovy dude and his name was Santa Claus you [Bm] know
And he used to live over in the projects with this old lady
And they had a [E] pretty good thing together because this old lady was really fine and she [A] could cook and all that stuff like that
You know like she made the best brownies in [Gb] town man, oh I can remember them now man
I could eat [D] one of them man, wow
[Bm] Wow, did you know [D] these people man?
Oh [G] yeah man, they used to live next door to me you know, until they got [D] kicked out man
What, they got kicked out of the projects man?
Yeah, you know what happened [Gm] man, they used to live with all these midgets you know
And the midgets used to make a lot of noise you know, like [Abm] pounding and hammering and pounding all night man Typical freaks
Oh yeah man, [G] they were really [E] freaks man
As a matter of fact, they all moved [Db] up north [Bb] together you know
Oh they had to go get their head [G] together man
Yeah get their head together man
[E] And they started a commune you know, it was called the Santa Claus and his old lady commune, it was a real famous one up there man
And they used to sit around and groove all the time you know Oh [Gb] yeah
Really good time [Gm] man
Yeah that sounds [Fm] heavy
[B] Yeah, eat the [Eb] brownies man, drink that tea man
[D] And what they did most of the [F] time though was make [B] a lot of goodies you know
And they had [F] everything they needed, they only needed to come into town [Dm] maybe once a [F] year or something like [D] that
Pick up the welfare check and the food stamp
Yeah, [F] no no, what they did man, is [D] once a year [Bm] when they made all the [D] goodies you know
They used to put them in a big chopping bag [Dm] and then they used to take the chopping bag and deliver them to all the boys and girls all the way around the world
[D] Hey, well that's it man
[Dm] That sounds real nice
Oh yeah, they were really nice people [D] man
And so much class man, they had so much class [Dm] you know
Like even take the way they used to deliver the toys you know
It's like Santa Claus used to have [A] this really sharp [D] short man you know
It was lowered to the ground at [Am] twice pipes, candy apple red, button top, [D] ooh clean
That sounds like a hip snowmobile man
No no, it wasn't a snowmobile, it was a sled you know
One of those big sleds you [C] know
And [D] it used to have it pulled by some reindeers you know, like reindeers
Some what man?
[A] Some reindeers you know, used to hook them onto the sled
And then used to stand up inside the sled and hold onto [Ab] the reins
And then call out their names [N] like, On Donner, On Bleason, On Chewy, On Tavo, Come [Bb] on Beto
And then the reindeers used to take off into the sky and fly across the sky man
Wow man, that's [C] far out man
[Bb] Yeah, [Dm] and then when they fly across the sky
They used to come down to places like [Bb] Chicago, LA, New York, Coimbra and all [Dm] those places you know
And then [Bb] land on top of people's roofs
And then old Santa Claus would make himself real [C] small you [Gm] know, like a real small guy
And he'd come down the [A] chimney and then [Gm] he would give you all the stuff that he made man
And dig this man, he did it all in one night man
Hey, just a minute man, now how'd he do that man?
Oh, well man he took the freeway, how else man?
No man, no man, how did he do all that other stuff man?
Like how'd he make himself small man?
And how'd he like, how'd he get the reindeer off the ground man?
Oh, well man he had some magic dust man
[D] Some magic dust?
Yeah, magic [N] dust you know, he used to give a little bit to the reindeer
A little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus
And this would get the reindeer off man?
Oh, got them off man, are you kidding man?
They flew all the way around the world man
Hey, that's far out man
Hey, how come I've never met this dude man?
Oh man, he doesn't do that bit anymore man, it got too [Db] dangerous man
Yeah, I can dig that man, cause [F] that's a dangerous bit man
Yeah, [Gb] let me tell you it sure was man
Like just two [D] years ago man, [F] he got stopped at the border you know
[Dm] And they took [G] him into another room and took off his clothes man
And searched him and searched his bag of goodies man
And then when [C] he was leaving man, he was flying through [Ab] the air
Somebody took a shot at his [G] reindeer you know
Oh, that's a drag man
Yeah, it really [Gb] was man
And then man, he went down south man
And they tried to cut off his hair and his beard man
And all the time he was getting stopped and pulled over and asked for his ID man
Just everywhere he went he ran into too much recession man
No man, you mean he ran into too much repression man
Ah, repression, recession man, it's all the same thing [G] man
Yeah, it's a [Gbm] drag man, cause we could sure use a dude like that right now
Oh, he still comes [G] around man Oh yeah?
[D] Yeah, but he comes in [G] disguises now
Oh, he went underground
[D] Yeah, underground man
I can dig it
[G] Yeah, but [D] you wanna see his [A] disguise man, nobody would ever know it [D] was him man Oh yeah?
[G] Yeah, he's got a [A] job in front of the department store
Ringing this bell [N] and playing this tambourine next to this black pot you know
Oh, [C] I seen [D] the dude
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about man
Yeah, I [Am] played with that guy last year man What?
[E] Yeah, we played in front of a store man, we made a lot of money
Hey, hey, [C] hey, wait a minute man, [D] Santa Claus is not a musician man
I'm hip man, [Dm] that cat didn't know any tunes man
Oh, hey wait a minute man, no he's not into that at all man
No, I played with this dude
Are you sure?
[Bm]
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[G] Ma ma ma ma [N] cita, donde esta Santa Claus?
The vato with the bony knees
Is coming down the street with no shoes on his feet
And he's going to_
no no no
Ma ma ma cita, donde esta Santa Claus?
The guy with the hair [G] on his jaws, he_
[C] [N] Hey man, come over here man, I need some help man
Yeah man, I can dig that
Like, what are you doing man?
I'm trying to write a song about Santa Claus man, but it's not coming out
About who man?
About Santa Claus man, you know Santa Claus man
Oh yeah man, I played with those dudes man What?
Yeah, last year at the film award man, me and the bass player sat in man
Oh hey man, you think Santa Claus is a group?
No, it's not a group man
Would they break up man?
No man, it's one guy man, you know he had a red suit on man, with black pant leather shoes
You know the guy man?
Oh yeah, he's with Motown ain't he?
No man, he's not_
Yeah, I played with that dude too man, he's a good singer man
No no, hold on man, he's not with Motown man
Well then he's with Buddha man
No, no man, you don't know who Santa Claus is man
Yeah well I'm not from here man, like I'm from Pittsburgh man, I don't know too many local dudes
Oh I see, well hey man, sit back and relax and I'll tell you the story about Santa Claus man
Listen, once upon a [D] time about five years ago, there was this groovy dude and his name was Santa Claus you [Bm] know
And he used to live over in the projects with this old lady
And they had a [E] pretty good thing together because this old lady was really fine and she [A] could cook and all that stuff like that
You know like she made the best brownies in [Gb] town man, oh I can remember them now man
I could eat [D] one of them man, wow
[Bm] Wow, did you know [D] these people man?
Oh [G] yeah man, they used to live next door to me you know, until they got [D] kicked out man
What, they got kicked out of the projects man?
Yeah, you know what happened [Gm] man, they used to live with all these midgets you know
And the midgets used to make a lot of noise you know, like [Abm] pounding and hammering and pounding all night man Typical freaks
Oh yeah man, [G] they were really [E] freaks man
As a matter of fact, they all moved [Db] up north [Bb] together you know
Oh they had to go get their head [G] together man
Yeah get their head together man
[E] And they started a commune you know, it was called the Santa Claus and his old lady commune, it was a real famous one up there man
And they used to sit around and groove all the time you know Oh [Gb] yeah
Really good time [Gm] man
Yeah that sounds [Fm] heavy
[B] Yeah, eat the [Eb] brownies man, drink that tea man
[D] And what they did most of the [F] time though was make [B] a lot of goodies you know
And they had [F] everything they needed, they only needed to come into town [Dm] maybe once a [F] year or something like [D] that
Pick up the welfare check and the food stamp
Yeah, [F] no no, what they did man, is [D] once a year [Bm] when they made all the [D] goodies you know
They used to put them in a big chopping bag [Dm] and then they used to take the chopping bag and deliver them to all the boys and girls all the way around the world
[D] Hey, well that's it man
[Dm] That sounds real nice
Oh yeah, they were really nice people [D] man
And so much class man, they had so much class [Dm] you know
Like even take the way they used to deliver the toys you know
It's like Santa Claus used to have [A] this really sharp [D] short man you know
It was lowered to the ground at [Am] twice pipes, candy apple red, button top, [D] ooh clean
That sounds like a hip snowmobile man
No no, it wasn't a snowmobile, it was a sled you know
One of those big sleds you [C] know
And [D] it used to have it pulled by some reindeers you know, like reindeers
Some what man?
[A] Some reindeers you know, used to hook them onto the sled
And then used to stand up inside the sled and hold onto [Ab] the reins
And then call out their names [N] like, On Donner, On Bleason, On Chewy, On Tavo, Come [Bb] on Beto
And then the reindeers used to take off into the sky and fly across the sky man
Wow man, that's [C] far out man
[Bb] Yeah, [Dm] and then when they fly across the sky
They used to come down to places like [Bb] Chicago, LA, New York, Coimbra and all [Dm] those places you know
And then [Bb] land on top of people's roofs
And then old Santa Claus would make himself real [C] small you [Gm] know, like a real small guy
And he'd come down the [A] chimney and then [Gm] he would give you all the stuff that he made man
And dig this man, he did it all in one night man
Hey, just a minute man, now how'd he do that man?
Oh, well man he took the freeway, how else man?
No man, no man, how did he do all that other stuff man?
Like how'd he make himself small man?
And how'd he like, how'd he get the reindeer off the ground man?
Oh, well man he had some magic dust man
[D] Some magic dust?
Yeah, magic [N] dust you know, he used to give a little bit to the reindeer
A little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus
And this would get the reindeer off man?
Oh, got them off man, are you kidding man?
They flew all the way around the world man
Hey, that's far out man
Hey, how come I've never met this dude man?
Oh man, he doesn't do that bit anymore man, it got too [Db] dangerous man
Yeah, I can dig that man, cause [F] that's a dangerous bit man
Yeah, [Gb] let me tell you it sure was man
Like just two [D] years ago man, [F] he got stopped at the border you know
[Dm] And they took [G] him into another room and took off his clothes man
And searched him and searched his bag of goodies man
And then when [C] he was leaving man, he was flying through [Ab] the air
Somebody took a shot at his [G] reindeer you know
Oh, that's a drag man
Yeah, it really [Gb] was man
And then man, he went down south man
And they tried to cut off his hair and his beard man
And all the time he was getting stopped and pulled over and asked for his ID man
Just everywhere he went he ran into too much recession man
No man, you mean he ran into too much repression man
Ah, repression, recession man, it's all the same thing [G] man
Yeah, it's a [Gbm] drag man, cause we could sure use a dude like that right now
Oh, he still comes [G] around man Oh yeah?
[D] Yeah, but he comes in [G] disguises now
Oh, he went underground
[D] Yeah, underground man
I can dig it
[G] Yeah, but [D] you wanna see his [A] disguise man, nobody would ever know it [D] was him man Oh yeah?
[G] Yeah, he's got a [A] job in front of the department store
Ringing this bell [N] and playing this tambourine next to this black pot you know
Oh, [C] I seen [D] the dude
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about man
Yeah, I [Am] played with that guy last year man What?
[E] Yeah, we played in front of a store man, we made a lot of money
Hey, hey, [C] hey, wait a minute man, [D] Santa Claus is not a musician man
I'm hip man, [Dm] that cat didn't know any tunes man
Oh, hey wait a minute man, no he's not into that at all man
No, I played with this dude
Are you sure? _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _
The vato with the bony knees
Is coming down the street with no shoes on his feet
And he's going to_
no no no
Ma ma ma cita, donde esta Santa Claus?
The guy with the hair [G] on his jaws, he_
[C] [N] Hey man, come over here man, I need some help man
Yeah man, I can dig that
Like, what are you doing man?
I'm trying to write a song about Santa Claus man, but it's not coming out
About who man?
About Santa Claus man, you know Santa Claus man
Oh yeah man, I played with those dudes man What?
Yeah, last year at the film award man, me and the bass player sat in man
Oh hey man, you think Santa Claus is a group?
No, it's not a group man
Would they break up man?
No man, it's one guy man, you know he had a red suit on man, with black pant leather shoes
You know the guy man?
Oh yeah, he's with Motown ain't he?
No man, he's not_
Yeah, I played with that dude too man, he's a good singer man
No no, hold on man, he's not with Motown man
Well then he's with Buddha man
No, no man, you don't know who Santa Claus is man
Yeah well I'm not from here man, like I'm from Pittsburgh man, I don't know too many local dudes
Oh I see, well hey man, sit back and relax and I'll tell you the story about Santa Claus man
Listen, once upon a [D] time about five years ago, there was this groovy dude and his name was Santa Claus you [Bm] know
And he used to live over in the projects with this old lady
And they had a [E] pretty good thing together because this old lady was really fine and she [A] could cook and all that stuff like that
You know like she made the best brownies in [Gb] town man, oh I can remember them now man
I could eat [D] one of them man, wow
[Bm] Wow, did you know [D] these people man?
Oh [G] yeah man, they used to live next door to me you know, until they got [D] kicked out man
What, they got kicked out of the projects man?
Yeah, you know what happened [Gm] man, they used to live with all these midgets you know
And the midgets used to make a lot of noise you know, like [Abm] pounding and hammering and pounding all night man Typical freaks
Oh yeah man, [G] they were really [E] freaks man
As a matter of fact, they all moved [Db] up north [Bb] together you know
Oh they had to go get their head [G] together man
Yeah get their head together man
[E] And they started a commune you know, it was called the Santa Claus and his old lady commune, it was a real famous one up there man
And they used to sit around and groove all the time you know Oh [Gb] yeah
Really good time [Gm] man
Yeah that sounds [Fm] heavy
[B] Yeah, eat the [Eb] brownies man, drink that tea man
[D] And what they did most of the [F] time though was make [B] a lot of goodies you know
And they had [F] everything they needed, they only needed to come into town [Dm] maybe once a [F] year or something like [D] that
Pick up the welfare check and the food stamp
Yeah, [F] no no, what they did man, is [D] once a year [Bm] when they made all the [D] goodies you know
They used to put them in a big chopping bag [Dm] and then they used to take the chopping bag and deliver them to all the boys and girls all the way around the world
[D] Hey, well that's it man
[Dm] That sounds real nice
Oh yeah, they were really nice people [D] man
And so much class man, they had so much class [Dm] you know
Like even take the way they used to deliver the toys you know
It's like Santa Claus used to have [A] this really sharp [D] short man you know
It was lowered to the ground at [Am] twice pipes, candy apple red, button top, [D] ooh clean
That sounds like a hip snowmobile man
No no, it wasn't a snowmobile, it was a sled you know
One of those big sleds you [C] know
And [D] it used to have it pulled by some reindeers you know, like reindeers
Some what man?
[A] Some reindeers you know, used to hook them onto the sled
And then used to stand up inside the sled and hold onto [Ab] the reins
And then call out their names [N] like, On Donner, On Bleason, On Chewy, On Tavo, Come [Bb] on Beto
And then the reindeers used to take off into the sky and fly across the sky man
Wow man, that's [C] far out man
[Bb] Yeah, [Dm] and then when they fly across the sky
They used to come down to places like [Bb] Chicago, LA, New York, Coimbra and all [Dm] those places you know
And then [Bb] land on top of people's roofs
And then old Santa Claus would make himself real [C] small you [Gm] know, like a real small guy
And he'd come down the [A] chimney and then [Gm] he would give you all the stuff that he made man
And dig this man, he did it all in one night man
Hey, just a minute man, now how'd he do that man?
Oh, well man he took the freeway, how else man?
No man, no man, how did he do all that other stuff man?
Like how'd he make himself small man?
And how'd he like, how'd he get the reindeer off the ground man?
Oh, well man he had some magic dust man
[D] Some magic dust?
Yeah, magic [N] dust you know, he used to give a little bit to the reindeer
A little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus
And this would get the reindeer off man?
Oh, got them off man, are you kidding man?
They flew all the way around the world man
Hey, that's far out man
Hey, how come I've never met this dude man?
Oh man, he doesn't do that bit anymore man, it got too [Db] dangerous man
Yeah, I can dig that man, cause [F] that's a dangerous bit man
Yeah, [Gb] let me tell you it sure was man
Like just two [D] years ago man, [F] he got stopped at the border you know
[Dm] And they took [G] him into another room and took off his clothes man
And searched him and searched his bag of goodies man
And then when [C] he was leaving man, he was flying through [Ab] the air
Somebody took a shot at his [G] reindeer you know
Oh, that's a drag man
Yeah, it really [Gb] was man
And then man, he went down south man
And they tried to cut off his hair and his beard man
And all the time he was getting stopped and pulled over and asked for his ID man
Just everywhere he went he ran into too much recession man
No man, you mean he ran into too much repression man
Ah, repression, recession man, it's all the same thing [G] man
Yeah, it's a [Gbm] drag man, cause we could sure use a dude like that right now
Oh, he still comes [G] around man Oh yeah?
[D] Yeah, but he comes in [G] disguises now
Oh, he went underground
[D] Yeah, underground man
I can dig it
[G] Yeah, but [D] you wanna see his [A] disguise man, nobody would ever know it [D] was him man Oh yeah?
[G] Yeah, he's got a [A] job in front of the department store
Ringing this bell [N] and playing this tambourine next to this black pot you know
Oh, [C] I seen [D] the dude
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about man
Yeah, I [Am] played with that guy last year man What?
[E] Yeah, we played in front of a store man, we made a lot of money
Hey, hey, [C] hey, wait a minute man, [D] Santa Claus is not a musician man
I'm hip man, [Dm] that cat didn't know any tunes man
Oh, hey wait a minute man, no he's not into that at all man
No, I played with this dude
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