Chords for Sasquatch Song

_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
One day at midnight, _ the sun [D] was so bright, the moon [E] had no light, but I [A] could see _ this
big old Sasquatch said he [D] was top notch at [E] playing hopscotch way up [A] in a tree. _
So I [D] bet my wristwatch that [A] big old Sasquatch could never [E] play hopscotch way [A] up in a tree.
Now there's a Sasquatch up [D] in a tree crotch.
He's [E] got my wristwatch and he's [A] laughing at me.
I told the Mounties throughout [D] the counties to [E] put some bounties all [A] over B.C.
and stop that Sasquatch from [D] playing hopscotch till he [E] gives my wristwatch right [A] back to me.
Then [D] Corporal Savern, he [A] found a tavern in [E] an empty cavern where the [A] sun don't shine.
And he found a Sasquatch [D] drinking blue blotch, [E] wearing a wristwatch looking [A] just like mine.
So he asked the Sasquatch where [D] he got the wristwatch and that [E] big old Sasquatch,
he [A] began to lie, said he got the wristwatch while [D] playing hopscotch up [E] in a tree crotch
with a [A] stupid old guy.
So [D] the Mounties told him he could [A] never hold him.
He'd [E] have to scold them for [A] doing no harm.
So they played some hopscotch [D] until the Sasquatch
had the [E] Mounties wristwatch on his [A] other arm.
Now all the Mounties _ [D] throughout the counties,
they're [E] placing bounties all [A] over the land and that big old Sasquatch, he won't [D] feel top notch
when they [E] get their Sasquatch like they [A] get their man.
Cause if [D] that Sasquatch keeps [A] playing hopscotch, there won't [E] be a wristwatch for [A] miles around.
Cause he'll play hopscotch till he gets your wristwatch up in [E] that tree crotch and he'll never [A] come down.
So don't play hopscotch near any [D] old tree crotch until [E] that old watch dealing, big feeling,
hopscotch and Sasquatch is [A] found. _ _ _
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