Chords for Sausages and Custard

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_ [C#m] _ _ _ I'm just [A] a puppy dog, _ [B] a happy _ [E] kind of guy. _ _
[C#m] _ _ I'm not [A] a fussy dog, but sometimes _ I [B] could _ cry. _ _ _
When other [F#] dogs [C#m] get biscuit treats, and pal [F#m] and champ [C#m] and jelly meat,
[E] [A] I think that would be great, but you should [F#m] see what's [A#] on my [B] _ plate. _ _ _ _
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[D#] They give [G#m] me sausages and custard, covered in [E] mustard, pizza three [G#m] days [Bm] [B] old.
_ _ Green deli ham with _ blackberry jam, stuck to the sides of my [G#] bowl.
[G] I [B] dip their [E] jelly on toast, last week's roast with a slimy ice [A] cream cone.
_ _ All mixed in and [C#m] slopped in a tin, [B] think I'll [E] find my bone.
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_ I've tried [A] to whine and bark [E] at _ _ _ supermarket _ time.
_ _ [C#m] _ A slice [F#m] of dog roll would be _ _ absolutely _ _ [B] _
fine.
_ _ _ _ And even [C#m] when they buy a tin, by [A] Wednesday there [C#m] is nothing _ in.
[E] [A] So I am _ privileged _ to eat what's [E] rescued [F#m] _ [A#] from [A] the _ fridge.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ They [C#] _ [B] give me [E] sausages and custard, covered in mustard, pizza three days [G#] old.
[B] _
_ Green deli ham with blackberry jam, stuck to the sides of [G#m] my [G] bowl.
I [D] dip [E] their jelly on toast, last week's roast with a slimy ice cream [A]
cone.
_ _ All mixed in [E] and slopped in a tin, [B] think I'll find [E] my bone.
_ _ Greasy old chips in mushroom dip, with coleslaw on [G#] the [B] side.
_ Curry and rice on coconut slice, makes me want [G#m] to [D#] hide.
[B] I know that [E] liver and cake was a big mistake, _ moldy spongy [A] form.
It tastes like currant fruit through an [E] old gum boot, I [B] think I'll find [E] my bone. _ _
Sausages and custard, covered in mustard, pizza three [G#m] days [B] old.
_ Green deli ham with blackberry jam, stuck to the sides [E] of my bowl.
[D#] I [B] dip their [E] jelly on toast, last week's roast with a slimy ice [A] cream cone. _
All mixed in and [E] slopped in a tin, [B]
think I'll find [E] my bone.
Greasy old chips in mushroom dip, with coleslaw on the [B] side.
_ Curry and rice on coconut slice, makes me want to [G#] hide.
[D#] [F#] I know that [E] liver and cake was a big mistake, moldy [A] spongy form.
It tastes like currant fruit through [C#m] an old [E] gum [B] boot, at least I've got [E] my bone. _ _ _
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