Chords for Scarling- Art of Pretension Lyrics

_ Let's be pretentious, be something we're not
And we'll jump on the bandwagon cause we think it is hot
And we'll shake our no-wave asses, it's the thing to do
Until we can't think or breathe _
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[Bb] Let's take a moment to treat the kids and the vibe
And the lovely bits of the camping [Gb] vibe with a sandwich
[B] And we'll sing a song about the feeling we do
Oh yeah, [Bbm] oh yeah _ _ _
Oh, you know I have my greatest heart
Checking me out from the carpet in your favorite car
H.R. [B].G. is the master of our faces too Oh [Bb] yeah, oh yeah, oh [B] yeah _ _ I wanna turn my car into a [Bb] wall I _ _ _ _ [B] gotta buy a house to put it [Bb] _ down _ [C] _ _ _ [B] _ We've got to recruit _ _ somebody that [Bb] I will never [Bbm] trust [Ebm] There's not a lot of [F] pretentious in my [Bb] world _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ We'll spin the world in our [Gb] halls and our rooms I have [Ab] some more hints for things to throw all over Cause that's just like [B] a chicken tender from the H.R.G. Oh yeah _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] Let's collect my bits and put them in the [Bbm] bag You can feel a slippery grip and that useless name on your back [B] But you'll never be as different as you want to be Oh [Bb] yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah _ [B] _ _ I wanna turn my car into a wall _ _ _ _ _ _ I wanna buy a house just to put it down _ We've [Bbm] _ _ _ _ got to recruit _ somebody [Bb] that I will never [Bbm] trust There's [Gb] not a lot of [F] pretentious in my world _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _
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_ _ We'll spin the world in our halls and our rooms I have some more hints for things to throw all over Cause that's [B] just like a chicken tender from the H.R..G. Oh [Bbm] yeah _ _ _ _ _ We'll have straight lines and [Gb] put it to rumps We'll provide our petty comments and our little room If [B] we sleep with these tomorrows will we wake up new [Gb] Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah _ _ [B] I wanna turn my car into [Bb] a wall _ I _ _ _ [B] _ wanna buy a house just to put it [Bb] down _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [B] _ We've got to recruit _ somebody [Bb] that I will never trust _ _ [Gb] There's not a lot of [Bbm] pretentious in my [Dm] world _ [Gbm] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Gb] There's not a lot of _ [F] pretentious in my world Oh _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _