Chords for Schitt's Creek's Dan Levy & Annie Murphy play Jam or Not a Jam

_ _ _ _ Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Annie Murphy.
I'm Dan Levy.
This is our third attempt at this.
Yep, we're gonna get it.
We are about to play_ CBC Music's_
Jam or Not a Tune.
Not a Jam.
_ _ _ [F] _ _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [Gb] Somebody once [Ebm] told me_ Bye.
Jam.
[Db] _ _
[Ab] Jam.
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] Don't just fiddle around with it.
[Ab] Um_
I feel [Gb] like_
It made [Ab] my heart [B] physically just_
[C] Keep playing it.
Let's just hold on.
Let me see if I [B] have a chance.
We'll just experience it [Db] together. _ _
[Eb] _ Who [B] sang this [Db] song again? _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ [Bb] [Db] Did somebody sing it again?
[Ab] _ Um_
[Bb] Uh_ Smash Mouth.
[E] _ [Gb] Right.
[B] _
[C] Um_
Get a pass [B] on this one.
I'm gonna [Gb] turn it up and lock the doors. [Bb] That's_ Alright.
[Gb] _ _ [N] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ Let's go. _
_ [Db] _ [Bb] Yeah.
_ [Db] I'm not gonna say anything bad about a Canadian_
Queen.
[Bbm] If anyone ever says anything bad about Shania Twain_
They're out of there.
Listen.
[Fm] I don't know_
I don't know what kind of setup this is,
but I am doing nothing but praising [Bbm] Shania Twain.
Down on my knees praising.
[Ab] Mm-hmm.
Whose [Bbm] bed have your boots been under?
[Db] I don't know.
That's a [Bb] question.
I don't know.
That's just a general life question.
[C] That's a_ [Bbm] Philosophical.
Yes.
Ask [Ab] yourself that every night before [Bb] you go to bed.
[Eb] I hold them like this because it makes me seem like a professional.
Makes you feel young.
That's how they do it in the recording studios.
Young and hip.
[D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ Come on.
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [D] _ He [A] was a boy.
She [B] was a girl.
Can I make [Bb] it anymore obvious?
This was a time in Avril's career that I_
[B] Uh_
I think there were like two records that came out.
This, and then she had the record with I'm With You on it.
Which I will still say is one of the great pop [F] songs.
Of [B] all time?
I'm With You?
Maybe not of_
No, don't quote me on of all time,
[F] but I definitely say that for me,
[C] it's a great song.
You drove [Bb] crying to it a bunch, didn't you?
[E] _ _ [F]
Listen, that's a chapter of my life we don't need to air out.
[Am] Um_ Here.
Jam.
[Bbm] Jam, jam, jam.
_ Such a [Bm] jam. Yeah.
Clearly, as I know all the words to it.
Yeah, you know, I've interviewed Avril Lavigne.
[Bb] _
[Bm] So cool.
What's she like?
I don't think she liked me very much. _
_ [D] I don't blame her.
So, um_
[A]
Still [Bm] like her though.
_ [F] Just dead silence.
Is it a Yoko Ono song?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Um_ How? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I listened to this song at one point every day
_ _ _ _ for eight wonderful years.
This is like one of the ones that I just_
I can for every other one.
But [Cm] this one, because there's [Dm] no_
Oh, it's not_
_ There's no part where you're just like, ah, yeah.
You don't know what we're listening to?
It's Alanis.
Oh [Eb] my god.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ You're so stupid.
[Db] Is this the 101 [Bbm] Love Letters song?
[F] Why Am I Writing You a Love Song song?
What is this?
[Fm] _ _ [Bb] You cannot say we're rich if we're stumped and duped.
[F] That's another [Dm] Cry Drive song, isn't it?
[Gm] Yeah.
You've just [F] admitted to me that you've never watched my show.
[Gm] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ What is [Gm] this?
It's not Alanis.
It's Natasha [F] Bedingfield, and it just so happened [D] to be the theme song
to [G] a little-known MTV classic, The Hills.
_ [F] That's why you said what you said.
I didn't know that.
That brings a soft and subtle tear to my eye.
Sounds like Alanis at the beginning.
No, it doesn't.
It's one of my clearly not my favorite Alanis songs.
I will always and forever love this song.
That's good. _
It takes me back.
_ Thanks, CBC Music.
Thank you, CBC Music.
Great tunes.
Those are some great tunes.
Really good tunes.
Yeah, for the most part.
[Eb] I liked them all, except the smash [Dm] mouth.
Which I loved.
Which I [Bbm] now resent a little bit.
I'm going to [F] listen to it as soon as I leave here.
That's scary and [Bb] embarrassing.
Well, to each his own. _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
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_ [E] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _