_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ What's up.
It's Pickles.
Leave a message.
_ .
_ _ I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been
D a bitch tonight.
_ _ _ And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs, nowhere.
_ .
_ _ _ So I had to put on the wigs and the heels and the leathers and the hair and take the train to the club.
_ _ _
G# And you know the
D.
MTA
G should stand for
D Motherfuckers Touching My Ass.
_ .
_ _ _ _ So then I get to the club, looking like a drowned, harassed rat.
I get greeted, not by Mrs.
Door, but our friend Johnny Bonnevaux.
_ Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party.
_ _ _ .
No fee for me.
_ I don't even know what's the key.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
So I hope you're up, girls, because we are
G all coming over.
Dm _ .
_
D _ _ Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine, and
G put on your heels.
Because I know exactly what we need.
_ .
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Motherfucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Die.
Turn.
Work.
D Let's have a kiki.
We are gonna serve.
And work.
And turn.
Honey.
_ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ A kiki is a party for calming
N all your nerves.
Where spilling tea and dishing just deserves what they deserve.
And while the sun is rising, you may
G choose to sleep.
So shade that lid and we'll all get a cheer to your own weed.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
D Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Motherfucker.
I'm gonna
G let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Die.
Fm Turn.
Work.
Let's have a kiki.
D We are gonna serve.
And work.
And turn.
Honey.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _
F#m Oh, what a
Dm wonderful kiki.
_ _ _ This kiki is mine.
G _ Wake me up.
Very quickly.
_ I'm
F gonna sleep.
_ _
D I'm gonna sleep.
Ew.
You know you gotta be wet.
I'm sitting back here.
I'm just _ having a kiki.
Kiki.
_ _ So so.
Kiki.
No no.
Kiki.
So so.
Kiki.
F.
No no.
Kiki.
Bm So so.
Kiki.
No no.
G Kiki.
So so.
F Kiki.
No no.
_ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _
G# Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
D Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Motherfucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Die.
Turn.
Work.
Let's have a kiki.
We are gonna serve.
And
Bm work.
And turn.
Honey.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
I'm sitting.
Motherfucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Move your ass, queen.
F# Let's have a kiki.
E We are gonna serve.
And work.
And turn.
Honey.
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N _ _ _ _ .
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