Chords for Screwball
Tempo:
167.6 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
Db
Abm
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Db] [Abm]
[A] [E] Oh, fucking turn off.
Shut up!
How the fuck is it 930?
Oh, fuck.
[B] My head is [Abm] shot, screwed all straight.
[Dbm] And [E] that's okay.
I've come [Dbm] for the morning call.
[B] [Eb] And you are [Abm]
okay.
[A] [E] Cause I'm sure not.
Sure, sure [Db] not.
I [E] can pay the man if I can blow [B] him in the head.
It's a person!
Fuck that shit.
I got no [A] cash so I [E] can't spend it.
My life's moving fast but I'm stuck in slow motion.
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel [B]
emotions.
Damn.
[Eb] And I love my [Abm] face.
But sometimes I [A] wish that I could [E] love myself.
Kiss me once and I'm falling in love.
[Db] I got nothing [B] better to do.
And I'm [Eb] crazy, [Abm] can't you see?
[Dbm] At [E] least that's what she told me.
At least [Dbm] that's what she.
I'm [B]
sick, I'm [Eb] tired, I'm pretty fucked.
[Abm]
And I'm so [A] sick of my [E] situation.
So please, [Ebm] sucky b, [E] let me rest for a [B] while.
[Eb] Happiness, [Ab] now that the test [Db] came back.
Looks [B] like [E] you're the father.
Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch.
[Db]
H-E double hockey [Eb] sticks is [B] where you're at it.
[Eb] And that's okay [Ab] though.
[Db] We're all [B] dying [E] anyway.
Cause fuck that shit.
Just live a little and [Db] be a screwball [E] bitch.
Just like [B] me.
That's not [Abm] screwed up shit.
[A] And [E] that's okay.
I'll come [Dbm] for the morning call.
[B]
And [Eb] you are [Abm]
okay.
[Dbm] Cause [E] I'm sure not.
Cause I'm sure
[Db] not.
[E] Fuck the [B] morning call.
Hello, [G] hello, testing.
[B] Alright, cool.
[A] So [E] as you all know, I've been promoted to manager today.
But I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking [B] quitting this horrible piece of shit job.
And I am now going to go home, [A] [E] drink a fuck ton of beer, listen to Aaron Carter, and then fuck my [Ebm] beautiful wife.
[Dbm] So, fuck all you guys.
[E] Bye.
[Bb]
I've never seen that guy in my life.
[N] Who the fuck
[A] [E] Oh, fucking turn off.
Shut up!
How the fuck is it 930?
Oh, fuck.
[B] My head is [Abm] shot, screwed all straight.
[Dbm] And [E] that's okay.
I've come [Dbm] for the morning call.
[B] [Eb] And you are [Abm]
okay.
[A] [E] Cause I'm sure not.
Sure, sure [Db] not.
I [E] can pay the man if I can blow [B] him in the head.
It's a person!
Fuck that shit.
I got no [A] cash so I [E] can't spend it.
My life's moving fast but I'm stuck in slow motion.
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel [B]
emotions.
Damn.
[Eb] And I love my [Abm] face.
But sometimes I [A] wish that I could [E] love myself.
Kiss me once and I'm falling in love.
[Db] I got nothing [B] better to do.
And I'm [Eb] crazy, [Abm] can't you see?
[Dbm] At [E] least that's what she told me.
At least [Dbm] that's what she.
I'm [B]
sick, I'm [Eb] tired, I'm pretty fucked.
[Abm]
And I'm so [A] sick of my [E] situation.
So please, [Ebm] sucky b, [E] let me rest for a [B] while.
[Eb] Happiness, [Ab] now that the test [Db] came back.
Looks [B] like [E] you're the father.
Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch.
[Db]
H-E double hockey [Eb] sticks is [B] where you're at it.
[Eb] And that's okay [Ab] though.
[Db] We're all [B] dying [E] anyway.
Cause fuck that shit.
Just live a little and [Db] be a screwball [E] bitch.
Just like [B] me.
That's not [Abm] screwed up shit.
[A] And [E] that's okay.
I'll come [Dbm] for the morning call.
[B]
And [Eb] you are [Abm]
okay.
[Dbm] Cause [E] I'm sure not.
Cause I'm sure
[Db] not.
[E] Fuck the [B] morning call.
Hello, [G] hello, testing.
[B] Alright, cool.
[A] So [E] as you all know, I've been promoted to manager today.
But I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking [B] quitting this horrible piece of shit job.
And I am now going to go home, [A] [E] drink a fuck ton of beer, listen to Aaron Carter, and then fuck my [Ebm] beautiful wife.
[Dbm] So, fuck all you guys.
[E] Bye.
[Bb]
I've never seen that guy in my life.
[N] Who the fuck
Key:
E
B
Db
Abm
A
E
B
Db
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] Oh, fucking turn off.
Shut up!
How the fuck is it 930?
_ Oh, fuck. _
[B] My head is [Abm] shot, screwed all _ straight.
_ [Dbm] And [E] that's okay.
_ _ I've come [Dbm] for the morning call. _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [Eb] And you are [Abm] _
okay.
_ [A] _ [E] Cause I'm sure not.
_ _ Sure, sure [Db] not.
I [E] can pay the man if I can blow [B] him in the head.
It's a person!
Fuck that shit.
I got no [A] cash so I [E] can't spend it.
My life's moving fast but I'm stuck in slow motion.
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel [B]
emotions.
Damn.
[Eb] And I love my [Abm] face.
But sometimes I [A] wish that I could [E] love myself.
Kiss me once and I'm falling in love.
_ [Db] _ _ I got nothing [B] better to do.
And I'm [Eb] crazy, [Abm] can't you see?
_ _ [Dbm] At [E] least that's what she told me.
At least [Dbm] that's what she.
I'm _ _ _ [B] _
sick, I'm [Eb] tired, I'm pretty fucked.
[Abm]
And I'm so [A] sick of my _ [E] situation.
_ _ _ So please, [Ebm] sucky b, _ _ [E] _ let me rest for a [B] while.
_ _ [Eb] _ Happiness, [Ab] now that the test [Db] came back.
Looks [B] like [E] you're the father.
Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch.
[Db] _
_ H-E double hockey [Eb] sticks is [B] where you're at it.
[Eb] And that's okay [Ab] though. _
_ _ [Db] We're all [B] dying [E] anyway.
Cause fuck that shit.
Just live a little and [Db] be a screwball [E] bitch.
Just like [B] me. _
_ That's not [Abm] _ screwed up shit.
_ _ [A] And [E] that's _ okay.
_ _ I'll come [Dbm] for the morning call.
_ _ _ _ [B] _
_ And [Eb] you are [Abm] _
okay.
_ _ [Dbm] Cause [E] I'm sure not.
_ _ Cause I'm sure _
[Db] not.
[E] _ _ Fuck the [B] morning call.
Hello, [G] hello, testing.
[B] Alright, cool.
_ _ _ [A] So [E] as you all know, I've been promoted to manager today.
But I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking [B] quitting this horrible piece of shit job.
And I am now going to go home, [A] _ _ [E] drink a fuck ton of beer, listen to Aaron Carter, and then fuck my [Ebm] beautiful wife.
[Dbm] So, _ _ fuck all you guys.
[E] Bye.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ I've never seen that guy in my life.
[N] Who the fuck
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] Oh, fucking turn off.
Shut up!
How the fuck is it 930?
_ Oh, fuck. _
[B] My head is [Abm] shot, screwed all _ straight.
_ [Dbm] And [E] that's okay.
_ _ I've come [Dbm] for the morning call. _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [Eb] And you are [Abm] _
okay.
_ [A] _ [E] Cause I'm sure not.
_ _ Sure, sure [Db] not.
I [E] can pay the man if I can blow [B] him in the head.
It's a person!
Fuck that shit.
I got no [A] cash so I [E] can't spend it.
My life's moving fast but I'm stuck in slow motion.
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel [B]
emotions.
Damn.
[Eb] And I love my [Abm] face.
But sometimes I [A] wish that I could [E] love myself.
Kiss me once and I'm falling in love.
_ [Db] _ _ I got nothing [B] better to do.
And I'm [Eb] crazy, [Abm] can't you see?
_ _ [Dbm] At [E] least that's what she told me.
At least [Dbm] that's what she.
I'm _ _ _ [B] _
sick, I'm [Eb] tired, I'm pretty fucked.
[Abm]
And I'm so [A] sick of my _ [E] situation.
_ _ _ So please, [Ebm] sucky b, _ _ [E] _ let me rest for a [B] while.
_ _ [Eb] _ Happiness, [Ab] now that the test [Db] came back.
Looks [B] like [E] you're the father.
Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch.
[Db] _
_ H-E double hockey [Eb] sticks is [B] where you're at it.
[Eb] And that's okay [Ab] though. _
_ _ [Db] We're all [B] dying [E] anyway.
Cause fuck that shit.
Just live a little and [Db] be a screwball [E] bitch.
Just like [B] me. _
_ That's not [Abm] _ screwed up shit.
_ _ [A] And [E] that's _ okay.
_ _ I'll come [Dbm] for the morning call.
_ _ _ _ [B] _
_ And [Eb] you are [Abm] _
okay.
_ _ [Dbm] Cause [E] I'm sure not.
_ _ Cause I'm sure _
[Db] not.
[E] _ _ Fuck the [B] morning call.
Hello, [G] hello, testing.
[B] Alright, cool.
_ _ _ [A] So [E] as you all know, I've been promoted to manager today.
But I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking [B] quitting this horrible piece of shit job.
And I am now going to go home, [A] _ _ [E] drink a fuck ton of beer, listen to Aaron Carter, and then fuck my [Ebm] beautiful wife.
[Dbm] So, _ _ fuck all you guys.
[E] Bye.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ I've never seen that guy in my life.
[N] Who the fuck