Chords for Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo

[Eb] _ Hey, Miss Miller, we just [Bb] need a [Eb] stool [Cm] sample.
Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm [A] just a nut?
[G] Cause the [D] answer's not in your head, my dear.
[G] It's in your butt.
You see, [C] everything [G] comes down [Em] to poo.
[Am] From the [Dbm] top of your head [D] to the [G] sole of your shoe.
[Am] We [G] can figure [C] out what's [Am] wrong with [D] you by looking [G] at your poo.
[Gm] Turk?
Do you [F] have a [E] hemorrhoid or [A] is it [Gbm] rectal [Bm] cancer?
[Am] When you [G] flush your dookie [A] down, you flush away the answer.
[C] It doesn't [D] really matter [C] if it's hard or if [D] it's loose.
[F] We'll figure out [G] what's ailing you [F] as long as [G] it's a deuce.
[C] Yes!
[G] Everything comes [Cm] down to poo.
[C] Cardiovascular and [F] lymphatic, yep, the [G] nervous system too.
[F] All across [C] the nation, [Am] we trust in defecation.
[D] Everything [G] comes down to poo.
[Gm] If [C] you want [F] to know what's wrong, [Gm] don't [A] sit and act so [Bm] cool.
[Am] Just [D] be a [G] man and eat some bread and drop [E] the kids [Db] off at the pool.
[A] My stomach hurts.
Check the poo.
[D] Sprain my ankle.
Check the poo.
[E] I was shot.
Check the poo.
[Gbm] A homeless guy threw poo in my eye.
Check the poo.
[A] Finer his, first him, [F] then you.
[Dm] It may [Em] sound gross.
[F] You may [G] say shush.
[Gm] But we need to [Ab] see what comes out of your [Bb] tush.
Because [Eb] [Bb] everything comes down to [Eb] poo.
[Bb] _ [Eb]
Whether it's a [Fm] tumor or a [Bb] type 2.
Please won't [Eb] you pinch us [Bb] off of it, that clue.
Our number [Eb] one test is your [C] number two.
If [Ab] there's no breeze, light a match.
Please, everything comes down to [Eb] doo doo.
Doo [Ab] doo.
Doo [Abm] doo.