Chords for Seth Walker: I Don't Dance

Good evening.
Thank you. _
Man.
_ [B] _ _ Ain't this intimate.
Good Lord.
It's like
we get all up in each [A] other's business.
Yeah.
[D] _ _ [G#] _ _
_ [A#] Wow.
Lookin' [A] cool. _ _ _
My name is Seth Walker and [D#] I'm, you have no idea
how happy I am to be here driving from Kansas City
[E] _ in a blinded snow
and I don't even really [D#] know what snow [Em] is until today.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] Good Lord.
I've got a white knuckle ten and two. _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] Going like [C] five miles an hour
with Texas [A] plates.
[B] _ _ _ _ The locals are like,
mm-mm.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Here's a song [E] I wrote
after having relations with a woman
who loved [A] to dance.
_ _ [E] _ It's never been my thing.
I was always that guy [B] at the bar
hanging on to it like,
you know, it's a life [C#] raft
in _
_ [E] the _ [A] Caucasian sea of
misfit dance stuff.
[D] _ _ You [F] know what I [A] mean? _ _ _ _ _ _
And then this young lady comes up and she's like,
hey baby, [E] let's dance.
_ [A] And you're thinking, man, _
I [Dm] suck so bad at dancing.
_ She's so [A] fine.
_ I could just hang in there
for [C#] a minute or two.
_ That's what this one's about.
_ [C] She's got a way.
She's got a [A] walk.
A kind of swing that can't be taught
[D] and I'm sold.
_ _ [Dm] _ _ Yeah, [A] baby, I'm sold. _ _ _ _ _
_ She got rhythm.
_ She got rhyme.
[G#] _ Slipping [B] in
right on [D] time.
Got me moving.
_ _ _ I want to move [A] on in.
_ But _ _ _
[E] there's only one way
that I'm ever gonna [D] get a chance.
_ [F#] _ _ [A] She's making me dance
_ _ _ but I don't dance. _ _ _ _ _ _
She got sass.
She got style.
She pulls me in with just a [D] smile
and I'm a puppet.
_ _ A puppet on [A] a string. _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, she takes my hand with blood.
[Cm] I want to quit
but she [B] begs for more.
[D] Yes, I'm willing.
_ _ _ _ Willing to be her [A] clown.
Yeah, I am.
[E] See, there's only one [C#m] way
that I'm ever gonna get [D] a chance.
_ _ _ [F#] She's making me [A] dance
_ but _ I don't dance, y'all.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [Bm] Helpless and [A] hopeless.
_ [G] _ _
[D] Hell, I can barely stand.
[A] _ _ [F#m]
Worn out [A] and weary
but [E] I've only got one _ _ chance.
Only one chance.
_ [A] She's making me dance
_ _ but I got a problem, _ y'all. _ _ _ _
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I do the push,
the mashed potato,
try the shaggy _ ballet. _
A two-step,
the [Am] jitterbug
but I've never been [A] known
to cut a rug.
[E]
There's only one way
that I'm ever gonna get [D] a chance.
_ _ [A] She's making me dance
_ _ _ but I [C#] don't dance, [F] y'all.
_ _ She's making me, making me, making me,
making me, [A] making me.
_ My feet don't [C] mash.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [C]
I can stomp.
Maybe I got [A] that one. _ _ _
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