Seussical the Musical- The Military Chords

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_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ I'm [B] General Giggis Kahn [Bb] Schmitz.
[Ebm] I scare [B] children out of their [Bb] wits.
[E] But you'll see at a glance, sir, [Ebm] my score [Gb] is the answer.
[F] For shirkers [B] and dreamers and [Bb] twits.
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And in [Bb] this face I'd say [Gb] the shoe _ _ [B] fits. _
Ten hut!
Feet together, chin up, eyes on the prize, forward!
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[B] The [Ebm] Military Academy [B] is the place where [E] he should be sent.
[Em] We'll drill [B] the silliness from [Bbm] his head [Eb] and sure we'll make [Gb] a den.
[B] We'll teach him fighting and left and righting until [E] he's hustled and tan.
[F] A hut!
[B] Two!
Three!
[E] He's pathetic.
[F] A hut!
Two!
[E] Three!
[F] Unathletic!
A hut!
Two!
[Abm] Three!
[Db] But I'm betting we [G] can.
_ [Gb] The military, that's what [G] makes [Gb] my [B] man.
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
[G]
[C] Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
[Db] Schmitz!
Schmitz!
[G] _
[C] The [G] military's extraordinarily [Gm] good for [Am] somebody meek.
[Ab] He'll bunk with [C] bullies who beat him [D] up at [Abm] least three [G] times a week.
[C] He'll sweat and [G] shiver and eat raw liver.
It's [F] all a part of the plan.
A [Gb] hut!
[C] Two!
Three!
[F] When they suffer.
A [B] hut!
[Eb] Two!
Three!
Boys get [F] tough.
A [C] hut!
[Em] Two!
[D] Three!
And it's time he began.
[Ab] [G] The military, [Gb] that's what makes a [Ab] _ _
_ _ boy, [G] [C] a man.
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
[Ab] Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Schmitz!
[Db] Schmitz!
Schmitz!
Our [Gb] boys believe [Eb] in the right of [Ab] every rule [G] to eat [Dbm] their bread, [Db] butterflyed up.
[Ab] Butterflyed [Db] up!
One thing [Gb] we trust [Eb] on this [Ab] fragile speck of [C] dust [Bb] is eating bread.
Butterflyed up!
[F] Butterflyed up!
[Gb] And as for those who like [Bbm] their butter,
Down!
Down!
Down!
[G] Down!
We'll nucleate them!
[A] We'll [N] suffocate them!
We'll go to war and run [Ab] them out of town!
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[Db] _ [Gb] _ _ [E] A-one, [Db] two, three!
We [Bb] enlist now!
A-one, two, three!
In [Gb] our system [E] and boys,
[Bbm] Soon, see, [Ab] nothing's easier than
[C] _ [Ab] _ Military [G] eggs [A] with eggs!
_ Eggs aboard the boat! _ _
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_ [Ab] Eggs!
Eggs!
[D] Eggs!
Eggs!
Eggs!
Eggs!
Eggs!
I do not like green [Db] eggs and ham!
[Ab] _ _
[Db] I [Ab] do not like them, [Db] Sam, I [G] am!
[Db] _ _
_ [Ab] Sam the Eggs and [Fm] Ham! _ _
I [E] do [Db] not like green eggs [D] and ham!
[Dbm] _ _ _ [Gm] _ [Bb] _ [E] _