Chords for Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

[G] [D] I [C] used to be [E] a [C#] waltz [C] _ _
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[N] Of course people think that touring in a band is all sex and drugs and rock and roll
but when we started touring the village halls of the UK
it was a little bit more afternoon tea than that
so here's a song about those times
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_ _ _ _ Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Are _ all my brain and body need
_ _ _ Sex and drugs and rock and roll
_ _ _ _ They're _ very good [Bm] indeed
Take [F#m] your silly [G] ways
Or throw them out the [Bm] window
The wisdom [F#m] of your [G] ways
I've been there and I [Bm] know
Lots [F#m] of other [G] ways
But what a jolly [C] bad show
If all you ever do
[A] Is this, this
You [F] don't like
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_ _ _ _ Sex and drugs and rock and roll
_ _ Are all my brain and body need
_ _ _ Sex and drugs and rock and roll _ _ _ _ _ _
They're very good indeed
[Bm] Every [F#m] bit of clothing [G] ought to make you pretty
[Bm] I should [F#m] wear the [G] clothing, pray it's such a pity
[Bm] I should [F#m] wear the clothing [G] of Mr.
Walter Mitty
[C] You see my tailor, [A] he's called Simon I know
[Dm] He's going to fit
Take _ _ _ _ a little bit of bed
Cos you're quite welcome, it is free
Don't do nothing that is cut-price
You know what that'll make you
They will try their tricky device
Trap you with the ordinary
Get your teeth into a small slice
The [E] cake of [Bm] _ liberty
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[G] _ [Em] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#m] Peter Proctor [G] now [C] Yeah
[Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G]
Mmm _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] mmm
Cakes and buns and sausage rolls
_ Are all my brain and body need They are
Cakes and buns and sausage [Dm] rolls
Are _ all my brain and body need Oh yeah
I remember those little white bread triangular sandwiches
Or egg and cress, that was my favourite
Or cheese and [G] pickles sometimes
[Dm] Ham and pork pies
Although those were for the others because I'm a vegetarian so I don't eat them
And then you get the little plates on the side
With cocktail sticks, lumps of cheese and pineapple
Oh I love those
Bowls of crisps, Horvans, Battenbergs, custard creams
Oh the list goes on
And tea and tea and tea
Tea and tea
Cakes and buns and sausage rolls
Cakes and buns and sausage rolls
Cakes and buns and sausage rolls
Cakes and buns and sausage rolls
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_ _ _ They're very good Indeed
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