Chords for Sex Offender Shuffle
Tempo:
109.75 bpm
Chords used:
Cm
Gm
C
G
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
As a resident of Miami-Dade County, it is your right to know the names and likenesses
of sex offenders living in your area.
[Gb] As a public service, we have created [N] this videotape so that you and your friends and
family can stay aware, stay safe, and maybe even have a little fun.
Enjoy.
[Cm]
[E] [Cm]
State of Florida [Gm] has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad, but now we're good.
[C] Moving into your neighborhood, you know we're trying our best to [Gm] be a [Cm] functioning member society.
We're [E] not here to start no trouble.
[Cm] We're here to provide you with sex offender trouble.
[Em] I'll refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again.
What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find.
Got a backyard and a real nice pool.
Y'all [Cm] should come over for a barbecue.
We can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender.
Vernon Douglas is my name.
My battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me.
I love to dance and I love to ski.
I sip and zoom on through the snow.
Strap on my boots and watch me go.
But I can't ski until December, so then I'm just a sex offender.
I'm Charles Dolan, dropping rhymes.
I've been arrested [Gm] seven times.
I know that [Gb] sounds like a [Eb] lot.
Three of those times were for vandalism.
[A] Feel real [G] bad I got [Gm] caught.
Might do it again, probably not.
[C] I'm not here to make pretenses.
I'm [A] here because of my sex [G] offenses.
I'm Sam Pound.
I'm number one.
[Cm] Apologizing for what I've [Gm] done.
In case you were wondering what that was, I snuck into a bathroom and I didn't need no troubles.
[Cm] I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle.
Hey everybody, [G] I'm Laura [C] Hughes.
Proving girls can do it too.
And by it, I mean touch your cousin.
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't.
You [F] won't find me in your child's play set, cause I gotta wear this ankle [C] bracelet.
I'm not here to go on a bender.
I'm here because I'm a sex offender.
Last name Bermholt, first name Mark.
I'm moving in somewhere on your block.
Not in a house, [Fm] but in a van.
If you need me to move it, I sure can.
The last thing I want [Bb] is any [Ab] trouble.
Learn my lesson from the sex offender [Gm] shuffle.
I'm the [G] one they call Arthur Chase.
They said I didn't have to show my face.
My first trial [N] ended in a hung jury.
If I'm found guilty, they'll unblur me.
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur [Cm] Chase.
That's a different Arthur Chase.
[N] I'm not here to be my own defeat, because I'm possibly a sex offender.
Okay, real quick, I do not like these people.
Okay, there's an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness.
And she's trying to take away my kids.
I'm not here to pack my duffel and do the sex offender shuffle.
The [C] state of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to [G] you.
We were bad, but now we're [Eb] good.
We're moving into your neighborhood.
We're obliged to [C] admit the crimes we were [Gm] convicted in.
[Cm] We're not here to start no trouble.
We're leaving your body through the sex offender shuffle.
[Gm] [Cm]
[E] [N]
of sex offenders living in your area.
[Gb] As a public service, we have created [N] this videotape so that you and your friends and
family can stay aware, stay safe, and maybe even have a little fun.
Enjoy.
[Cm]
[E] [Cm]
State of Florida [Gm] has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad, but now we're good.
[C] Moving into your neighborhood, you know we're trying our best to [Gm] be a [Cm] functioning member society.
We're [E] not here to start no trouble.
[Cm] We're here to provide you with sex offender trouble.
[Em] I'll refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again.
What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find.
Got a backyard and a real nice pool.
Y'all [Cm] should come over for a barbecue.
We can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender.
Vernon Douglas is my name.
My battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me.
I love to dance and I love to ski.
I sip and zoom on through the snow.
Strap on my boots and watch me go.
But I can't ski until December, so then I'm just a sex offender.
I'm Charles Dolan, dropping rhymes.
I've been arrested [Gm] seven times.
I know that [Gb] sounds like a [Eb] lot.
Three of those times were for vandalism.
[A] Feel real [G] bad I got [Gm] caught.
Might do it again, probably not.
[C] I'm not here to make pretenses.
I'm [A] here because of my sex [G] offenses.
I'm Sam Pound.
I'm number one.
[Cm] Apologizing for what I've [Gm] done.
In case you were wondering what that was, I snuck into a bathroom and I didn't need no troubles.
[Cm] I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle.
Hey everybody, [G] I'm Laura [C] Hughes.
Proving girls can do it too.
And by it, I mean touch your cousin.
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't.
You [F] won't find me in your child's play set, cause I gotta wear this ankle [C] bracelet.
I'm not here to go on a bender.
I'm here because I'm a sex offender.
Last name Bermholt, first name Mark.
I'm moving in somewhere on your block.
Not in a house, [Fm] but in a van.
If you need me to move it, I sure can.
The last thing I want [Bb] is any [Ab] trouble.
Learn my lesson from the sex offender [Gm] shuffle.
I'm the [G] one they call Arthur Chase.
They said I didn't have to show my face.
My first trial [N] ended in a hung jury.
If I'm found guilty, they'll unblur me.
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur [Cm] Chase.
That's a different Arthur Chase.
[N] I'm not here to be my own defeat, because I'm possibly a sex offender.
Okay, real quick, I do not like these people.
Okay, there's an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness.
And she's trying to take away my kids.
I'm not here to pack my duffel and do the sex offender shuffle.
The [C] state of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to [G] you.
We were bad, but now we're [Eb] good.
We're moving into your neighborhood.
We're obliged to [C] admit the crimes we were [Gm] convicted in.
[Cm] We're not here to start no trouble.
We're leaving your body through the sex offender shuffle.
[Gm] [Cm]
[E] [N]
Key:
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Gm
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Cm
Gm
C
_ _ _ _ As a resident of Miami-Dade County, it is your right to know the names and likenesses
of sex offenders living in your area.
[Gb] As a public service, we have created [N] this videotape so that you and your friends and
family can stay aware, stay safe, and maybe even have a little fun. _
Enjoy. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
State of Florida [Gm] has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad, but now we're good.
[C] Moving into your neighborhood, you know we're trying our best to [Gm] be a [Cm] functioning member society.
We're [E] not here to start no trouble.
[Cm] We're here to provide you with sex offender trouble.
[Em] I'll _ refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again.
What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find.
Got a backyard and a real nice pool.
Y'all [Cm] should come over for a barbecue.
We can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender.
Vernon Douglas is my name.
My battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me.
I love to dance and I love to ski.
I sip and zoom on through the snow.
Strap on my boots and watch me go.
But I can't ski until December, so then I'm just a sex offender.
I'm Charles Dolan, dropping rhymes.
I've been arrested [Gm] seven times.
I know that [Gb] sounds like a [Eb] lot.
Three of those times were for vandalism.
[A] Feel real [G] bad I got [Gm] caught.
Might do it again, probably not.
[C] I'm not here to make pretenses.
I'm [A] here because of my sex [G] offenses.
I'm Sam Pound.
I'm number one.
[Cm] Apologizing for what I've [Gm] done.
In case you were wondering what that was, I snuck into a bathroom and I didn't _ _ _ need no troubles.
[Cm] I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Hey everybody, [G] I'm Laura [C] Hughes.
Proving girls can do it too.
And by it, I mean touch your cousin.
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't.
You [F] won't find me in your child's play set, cause I gotta wear this ankle [C] bracelet.
I'm not here to go on a bender.
I'm here because I'm a sex offender.
Last name Bermholt, first name Mark.
I'm moving in somewhere on your block.
Not in a house, [Fm] but in a van.
If you need me to move it, I sure can.
The last thing I want [Bb] is any [Ab] trouble.
Learn my lesson from the sex offender [Gm] shuffle.
_ _ _ _ _ I'm the [G] one they call Arthur Chase.
They said I didn't have to show my face.
My first trial [N] ended in a hung jury.
If I'm found guilty, they'll unblur me.
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur [Cm] Chase.
That's a different Arthur Chase.
[N] I'm not here to be my own defeat, because I'm possibly a sex offender.
Okay, real quick, I do not like these people.
Okay, there's an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness.
And she's trying to take away my kids.
_ _ I'm not here to pack my duffel and do the sex offender shuffle. _ _
The [C] state of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to [G] you.
We were bad, but now we're [Eb] good.
We're moving into your neighborhood.
We're obliged to [C] admit the crimes we were [Gm] convicted in.
[Cm] We're not here to start no trouble.
We're leaving your body through the sex offender shuffle. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
of sex offenders living in your area.
[Gb] As a public service, we have created [N] this videotape so that you and your friends and
family can stay aware, stay safe, and maybe even have a little fun. _
Enjoy. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
State of Florida [Gm] has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad, but now we're good.
[C] Moving into your neighborhood, you know we're trying our best to [Gm] be a [Cm] functioning member society.
We're [E] not here to start no trouble.
[Cm] We're here to provide you with sex offender trouble.
[Em] I'll _ refrain from touching my neighbor's kids again.
What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy you'll come to find.
Got a backyard and a real nice pool.
Y'all [Cm] should come over for a barbecue.
We can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender.
Vernon Douglas is my name.
My battery arrest is what brought me fame, but there's much more to know about me.
I love to dance and I love to ski.
I sip and zoom on through the snow.
Strap on my boots and watch me go.
But I can't ski until December, so then I'm just a sex offender.
I'm Charles Dolan, dropping rhymes.
I've been arrested [Gm] seven times.
I know that [Gb] sounds like a [Eb] lot.
Three of those times were for vandalism.
[A] Feel real [G] bad I got [Gm] caught.
Might do it again, probably not.
[C] I'm not here to make pretenses.
I'm [A] here because of my sex [G] offenses.
I'm Sam Pound.
I'm number one.
[Cm] Apologizing for what I've [Gm] done.
In case you were wondering what that was, I snuck into a bathroom and I didn't _ _ _ need no troubles.
[Cm] I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Hey everybody, [G] I'm Laura [C] Hughes.
Proving girls can do it too.
And by it, I mean touch your cousin.
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't.
You [F] won't find me in your child's play set, cause I gotta wear this ankle [C] bracelet.
I'm not here to go on a bender.
I'm here because I'm a sex offender.
Last name Bermholt, first name Mark.
I'm moving in somewhere on your block.
Not in a house, [Fm] but in a van.
If you need me to move it, I sure can.
The last thing I want [Bb] is any [Ab] trouble.
Learn my lesson from the sex offender [Gm] shuffle.
_ _ _ _ _ I'm the [G] one they call Arthur Chase.
They said I didn't have to show my face.
My first trial [N] ended in a hung jury.
If I'm found guilty, they'll unblur me.
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur [Cm] Chase.
That's a different Arthur Chase.
[N] I'm not here to be my own defeat, because I'm possibly a sex offender.
Okay, real quick, I do not like these people.
Okay, there's an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness.
And she's trying to take away my kids.
_ _ I'm not here to pack my duffel and do the sex offender shuffle. _ _
The [C] state of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to [G] you.
We were bad, but now we're [Eb] good.
We're moving into your neighborhood.
We're obliged to [C] admit the crimes we were [Gm] convicted in.
[Cm] We're not here to start no trouble.
We're leaving your body through the sex offender shuffle. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _