Sexting Chords by Bo Burnham

[C] _ _ _ [Am] Sex, _ it [G] _ isn't sex, it's the next best thing, [C] _ _ _ sex, dear _
[G] _ 18, _ _ _ _ _
[C] I am in bed, I am ready to go [G] get you
Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow, [C] Gilgamesh emojis only
We don't need phonetic [G] addiction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient [C] Egyptians
You send me a peach, I send [G] a carrot back
You send a ferris wheel, that's [C] pretty abstract
I send back a ticket not implying [G] that the ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission [C] to it
Oh no, what if now you think that [G] I'm implying
Your vagina is as big as a ferris [C] wheel
Damn, you send back a _ snowman
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ Crisis averted
Sex, it _ _
[G] _ isn't sex, it's the next best [C] thing, _ sex, _ dear _ _
[G] _ _ 18, _ _ _ _
[C] no more emojis, now it's onto [G] words
I ask what you're wearing, you reply a shirt
[C] You say, are you naked?
I say, yeah, except for [G] the top hat
You say, LMAO, but I doubt [C] that
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd [G] do to you
Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through [C] to you
Mayday, D-Internet for nights like _
[G] these
I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, [C] please
_ _ [D] Sex, it _ _
[G] _ isn't sex, it's the [Bm] next best thing, [C] _ _ _ sex, dear _
[G] _ 18, no more emojis, now it's onto words
[C] You send the pic and say it's now my _ [G]
turn
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never _ [C] learn
My phone's flash is my only line [G] and
_ The flash makes my dick look [C]
frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face [G] instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from a [C]
razor head
You say I send my titties, that's not fair
[G] _ So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Another night on [Bm] my own, yeah, stuck in my [Em] home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my [G] phone, yeah
Another night on [Bm] my own, yeah, stuck in [Em] my home yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my [G] phone, yeah
Another night on [Bm] my own, yeah, stuck in [Em] my home, yeah
Sitting [D] alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my [G] phone, yeah
Another night on [Bm] my own, yeah, stuck in [Em] my home, yeah
Sitting [D] alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, [F#] yeah
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _