Chords for Sha Na Na ~Race with Danny and the Juniors.AVI

_ _ _ _ _ I don't have a suit.
I have a suit.
_ _ _ Hey, sneaker breath, who stole your clothes?
Goal in athletes foot face.
[Eb] You're looking at the fastest way to get a guest for [Bm] tonight's show.
Hey, will [B] you please put some clothes on?
There are children watching and some people are eating.
Hey, this here's my running outfit.
You know what you are?
A running joke.
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Before we were so rudely and turgidly interrupted,
you were describing your plan to procure a guest for tonight's show.
You got it, Britannica brain.
See, like I was saying, Danny and the juniors are crazy about long distance running.
And every year, they enter the Boston Marathon race.
I think I've heard of that race, cleat face.
_ Where is it they hold this Boston Marathon?
Who am I, a whale to lug me at?
You don't understand about the marathon, how he's going to understand the lumbiac. _
Well, anyway, it's simple.
First, I changed a few of the road signs at the Boston Marathon
so that they point all right to here on the street where we live. _
And then, I sent a few of the guys out as decoys to lure Danny and the juniors here.
Why didn't I think of that?
Hey, I think I see Danny and the juniors coming now.
Oh, wait, hold this, hold this.
Come on, let's go.
Get _ _ [G] ready, get ready. _ _
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Congratulations.
_ You have just won the Boston Marathon.
_ One, but that's impossible.
There must have been 25,000 guys ahead of us.
Hey, _ _ _ _ here we come.
_ We're in a Boston Marathon.
Yeah.
The Kentucky Derby, maybe, but not the Boston Marathon.
All right, all right.
Now, you got your prizes.
What do we have for them, Santini?
Well, let's see here, Bowser.
We have one can of beer, one donut, slightly eaten,
and, of course, the winner's cup _ _ and saucer.
[E] _ _
Wonderful.
But first, you's got to sing.
Sing?
Wait a minute.
A beer, a donut, a cup and saucer, and spectacular stomach.
This is a cheap shanana event if ever I saw one.
So, what are you going to do about it, Marathon Moe? Yeah. _
Based on what we heard about you guys, we're singing.
All right.
Once again, wisdom prevails. _
Ladies and gentlemen, a group who could give anybody a run for his money, Danny and the Juniors.
All right.
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_ _ _ When the record starts spinning, you two lips are [G] when you're chicken at the hop.
_ _ [D] Do the dance that the nation's ever seen in the [G] nation at the hop. _
_ _ Let's go to the hop. _
Let's go to the hop.
[Am] _ [C] Let's go to the [Gm] hop.
_ [G] Let's go to the hop. _
[D] _ _ [C] Come on.
Let's go to the [B] hop.
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_ _ [Em] _ _ Everybody [B] twist. _
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[Dbm] Twist.
_ [Bm] _ Twist. Twist. Twist. Twist. [E] Twist.
Twist.
Twist.
Twist.
Twist.
Twist.
Twist.
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ Twist.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] Twist.
_ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _ Twist. Twist.
Twist.
Twist.
[G] Come _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ on.
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_ [G] _ _ Rock and roll is here to stay.
It will never die.
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_ _ I don't know [G] _ _ why.
_ [D] I don't [C] care what they say.
[G]
Rock and roll is here to stay.
[Ab] Rock and roll will always be.
I think it too can.
[Db] Yeah, it'll go down in history.
[Ab] Just you watch my friend.
[Eb] Rock and roll will [Db] always be.
[Ab]
It'll go down in history.
[A] I _ _ _ _ think what you've been missing.
[D] But if you like popping [A] scroll.
Come around and listen.
[E] Unless I'll start to [D] have a ball.
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[Gbm] Everybody rock [A] and roll.
Hey rock, _ oh [Gbm] baby rock.
_ _ Baby rock, oh [E] baby [Ab] rock. _
_ _ [A] Rock and roll is here to stay.
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