Chords for Sha Na Na~The Monster Mash

_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [A] _ _ Oh _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
boy, for tonight's very special event, the Monster Olympic!
_ [F] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
Without any further ado, [C] let's bring them on.
Tonight's celebrity team captains are here.
Yes, [A] [C] Igor is here.
Frankenstein is here.
And [D] of course, the [N] lovely Dorothy van Pearsen is here.
_ _ Wait a minute.
[D] Don't they look marvelous?
[E] _ Here they come.
Right before your very eyes, [F#m] they are going to the sense amongst you, the [D] living.
Where they will be recruiting three athletes [E] to come up here to show us what they've got.
To show us what they're made [F#m] of.
That's right.
We're looking for some real [D] competitors.
Now listen up.
_ Right before your very [A] eyes, [B] three wonderful new victims.
[D] _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ It's Dorothy van Pearsen.
[D] Hello, Dorothy.
Hey, _ how would you like to join me for a cocktail after the show?
Darling, you can't count on it. _ _
She said count.
[G] One, two.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A#] You watch that show too?
I [D] love that show.
I watch it all the time.
How about you guys?
You watch that show?
Oh, it's the greatest.
Yes, they count.
Oh, number three.
Hello, sir.
What's your name?
Butch. _
_ Butch.
Butch, where are you from, Butch?
I'm from Nabich.
He's from Nabich.
I'm sure of that too.
All right.
Good luck to you, Butch.
Now, hey, are we ready, competitors?
No, we're not ready yet, because first of all, let me quickly describe to you each event in tonight's competition.
First of all, they must dance the limbo.
Yes, dancing backwards under the limb.
Frankie, can you spare a limb?
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ Secondly, [D] can they do the hula hoop?
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And finally, the final test of dexterity.
Of course, my favorite, the monster mash.
Mash.
Yes.
_ All right.
You folks at home, if you don't have a spare [D] limb in the house, right now, you can go get the broomstick.
Yes, for the limbo.
And the hula hoops, just push the pause button.
We'll wait for you.
We'll be [A#] right here.
_ _ _ [G] Are we ready, competitors?
_ [G#] Butch is [D] ready.
Are we ready, monster referees?
Affirmative.
_ _ They said yes.
[Gm] And are we ready, angry villagers?
_ _ _ [N] _ _
Come on, you judges.
Are we ready, judges?
_ _ _ All right, then.
Let the triathlon [E] begin.
_ [D] First, [F] _
they are going to do [C] the limbo.
Number one, very [F] good.
Number two does the limbo.
Oh, that's easy for number two.
Go ahead, [F] Butch.
_ _ _ All right, now.
[C] One more time.
Go ahead.
Number two.
[F] Now, number three.
[G] Oh, they're limbo, limbo now.
A little low.
How can you go?
All right, [A] now the hula hoop.
_ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
Pay very close attention, judges.
[E] This is very important.
Oh, look it.
Keep the hula hoop above the waist.
[A] Above the waist.
_ [D] Oh, [E] very good, very good, very good.
[A] _ Oh, [D] _ [E] pay very close attention, judges.
_ _ _ Now, do the mash.
The monster [F#m] mash.
The monster mash.
_ [D] Do the mash, the final event.
[E] _ It's awesome.
They do [A] the mash. _
Hey, [F#m] how do you like number one so [D] far? _ _
[E] Number two so far.
[A] _ Number three [F#m] so far.
_ [D] It ain't over till it's over.
Keep on [E] mashing.
_ _ _ [A] Hey, let's give them all a great big hand.
Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's hear it for them.
_ _ [Am] _ [N] _ Oh, very good.
Very good indeed.
_ Wow.
Some monstrous mashing.
Oh, they're whipped.
All right, now, but judges, you have that grave responsibility.
We have spoken of earlier in this very broadcast because right now you must tell it like it is.
So please, by your applause, judges, how do you feel about competitor number one? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, that's not [D] bad.
You're winning so far.
_ _ How do you feel about competitor number two?
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
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Finally, how do you [D] feel about competitor number three? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Between two and three.
Number two.
_ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ Wow, butch.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's an awfully close one.
The winner is number _ [E] two. _ _
Monster [F#m] mash.
Monster mash.
_ [D] They did the mash. _
_ [E] _ _ They did the mash. _
Monster [F#m] mash.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ They did the monster mash.
[F#m] Monster mash.
Yes, they're a smash.
[D] They did the mash.
Oh, they got all in a mash.
[E] Yes, they did.
My vote's coming.
[A] _ _ _ _