Chords for shakey irish party

_ _ [G#m] _ [A] Welcome [E] everybody [C#m] to the Irish [G#m] Party.
_ [A] _ _ [E] Grab your [C#m] drink [G#m] and the person [A] nearest to you [E] and let's have a good time, eh?
_ _ Hup, hup, hup!
[C#m] It's an Irish Party, [G#m] we ain't going home, you [A] wanna kick me out?
[E] Well, hold my horn, [C#m] we'll drink if you [G#m] want, we'll be on our back, [A] so everyone in [E] here stand up and clap!
[C#m] It's an Irish Party, [G#m] we ain't going home, you [A] wanna kick me out?
[E] Well, hold my horn, we'll drink if you want, we'll be on our back, so everyone in here stand up and clap!
[C#] Clonis a taw [G#] to Asher and Gran, [A] do me a [E] favour, lend me your hand, [G#] put them up there now, [G#m] let me see them clap!
[A] Sure, such a pointless, [E] this Irish rap, [C#] follow the beat [G#m] and just give us a jig!
[A] Knock a few folks [E] and drive home like the snake of the river, that's Langer, you're drunk as a skunk and your mates all join in, sure it's all good fun!
[C#] You're Michael Flat, [G#m] being your own little mind, [A] gone round the block [E] and the sober, so [C#] throw your legs in the air, [G#] you're all over the place, [A] in the finale, he [E] hits your man in the face, [C#m] a fight breaks out with the life out of him, confessions in the morning, a prayer for your sin, [E] early kill a poor fella, beat his face [C#] half rotten, fire my fight, then all is forgotten!
[C#m] It's an Irish party, [G#m] we ain't going home, [A] wanna kick me out?
[E] Well, hold my horn, [C#m] we'll drink if you [G#m] want, we'll be on our back, [A] so everyone in [E] here stand _
[C#m] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ up and [C#m] clap!
Isch g'ba, [G#m] that's Irish for whiskey, [A] a good load and salty, [E] you'll be a bit frippy, [C#m] a look of a lady, [G#m] could look like a model, [A] but getting on top, [E] you'll be more than a toggle, [C#] wake up in the morning [G#m] and get a great fright, [A] run out the house [E] and you're up on your bike, you pedal so hard, you spread a table [B] with chaise and you tell [Em] all your friends to say, where you at?
[C#] What do you [G#] have going on for her anyway?
[A] Have you seen her sister?
[E] I get up on that a [C#m]'day, that's a real funny thing [G#m] what the Irish say, [A] I shouldn't be crying, [E] but this is the way, [C#m] cause this is the culture, [G#m] where queen is the corner, [A] you'll drink too much whiskey, [E] you'll beat up your brother with a squan, the next day, so you're falling to both, so sit yourself down and drink up, my friends!
[C#m] It's an Irish [G#m] party, we ain't going home, [A] you wanna keep me [E] out, well hold my [C#m] horn, we'll drink, duck and [G#m] run, we'll be on our back, [A] so everyone [E] in here stand up and clap!
[C#m] It's an Irish [G#m] party, we ain't going home, [A] you wanna keep me [E] out, well hold my horn, we'll drink, duck and run, we'll be on our back, so everyone in here stand up and [C#m] clap!
We love getting drunk, [D#] building and [A] fighting, the yanks always say [E] that your life's a bit [C#m] sickening, we travel the globe, [G#m] so we built this up, now [A] there's more Irish than [E] Chinese, we own the rat race, [C#m] a pint of the black [D#] when you're ready there [A] boss, travel and make a [E] sale, or sell you that hoss, I know you're grunting, I have what I need, a pint of the black, I don't need no [C#m] Steve!
Two o'clock comes [D#] and you fall on the [A] door, she hates when you're drunk [E] but you hate her more, [C#m] but you stay together through thick and through thin, [A] even though her nagging gets under your skin, [C#m] the men are called [D#] fatty, the women are hairy, [A] in the [E] morning they best run on scary, she says the drink to save your soul, you tell her you will, you will in your [C#m] hole!
It's an Irish [G#m] party, we ain't going home, [A] you wanna kick me out, [E] well hold my [C#m] horn, we'll drink, duck and [G#m] run, we'll be on our back, [A] so everyone [E] in here stand _
[C#m] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ up and [F#m] clap!
_ [C#m] Put your glass [G#] up and let's have a good [A] time, and keep those feet [E] moving along with our [C#m] rhyme, I got you all [G#m] dancing from Dublin to [A] Cork, and people's hands [E] clapping from here to New [C#m] York, put your glass [G#m] up and let's have a good [A] time, and keep those feet moving along [E] with our rhyme, we're the Emerald Isle amongst all the treasures, so bring that hook back, just for good [C#m] measure!
It's an Irish [G#m] party, we ain't going [A] home, you wanna kick me [E] out, well hold my [C#m] horn, we'll drink, duck and [G#m] run, we'll be on our [A] back, so _ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [G#m] _ _
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everyone in here stand up and [G#] clap! _ _ _