Chords for Shave 'Em Dry II
Tempo:
83.75 bpm
Chords used:
C
A
Ab
Gm
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [Em]
[G] I got [Em] nipples on my titties, big as the end of my [C] thumb.
I got [Eb] something between my legs, gonna [E] make a dead man come.
[F] Oh, [Ab] daddy.
Baby, won't you shave them [C] dry?
No, no, no.
Want you to grind [A] me, baby.
Grind me until I [C] cry.
Say I've fucked all night and all the night before, baby.
And I feel just like I want to fuck some more.
[F] Great [Ab] God, daddy.
Grind me, honey, and shave [C] me dry.
[A] And when [Gm] you hear me holler, baby, I want [A] you to shave me dry.
[C] I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.
Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want, and you can make them come.
[Abm] Oh, [Am] [Fm] daddy.
Baby, shave me dry.
And [Gm] I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you [Am] cry.
I'm gonna turn back my [Gm] mattress and let you oil my springs.
I want you to grind [C] me, daddy, till the bells do ring.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Want you to shave [C] me dry.
[Bb] Oh, great God, daddy.
If you [Gm] can't shave them, baby, won't [Cm] you try?
[C] Now, fucking, what thing that would take me to hell?
And I'd be fucking in the studio till the clock's back to level.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Daddy, [C] shave me dry.
I would fuck you, baby.
Honey, I'd make you [C] cry.
Now, your nuts hang down like a damn bell topper, and your dick stands up like a steeple.
[Am] Your goddamn assholes stand open like [C] a church door, and the crabs won't fit like people.
Ow!
[A] Oh, girl, I'm not kidding.
Shut up.
[Bb]
[C] Baby, won't you shave them [A] dry?
[C] A big sow gets fat from eating corn, and a pig gets fat from sucking.
Do you see this whore of fat?
[G] Like I am, glad God I got fat and fucked.
[C]
Shave them dry.
Oh, great.
[A] I like it.
[Bbm] [C]
My back is made of whale bone, and my cock is made of bread,
and my fucking is made for waking men with two [G] dollars' bed guards around to kiss my [C] ass.
Oh, [Cm] daddy, shave them dry.
[A] [Bb] [Cm]
[G] I got [Em] nipples on my titties, big as the end of my [C] thumb.
I got [Eb] something between my legs, gonna [E] make a dead man come.
[F] Oh, [Ab] daddy.
Baby, won't you shave them [C] dry?
No, no, no.
Want you to grind [A] me, baby.
Grind me until I [C] cry.
Say I've fucked all night and all the night before, baby.
And I feel just like I want to fuck some more.
[F] Great [Ab] God, daddy.
Grind me, honey, and shave [C] me dry.
[A] And when [Gm] you hear me holler, baby, I want [A] you to shave me dry.
[C] I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.
Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want, and you can make them come.
[Abm] Oh, [Am] [Fm] daddy.
Baby, shave me dry.
And [Gm] I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you [Am] cry.
I'm gonna turn back my [Gm] mattress and let you oil my springs.
I want you to grind [C] me, daddy, till the bells do ring.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Want you to shave [C] me dry.
[Bb] Oh, great God, daddy.
If you [Gm] can't shave them, baby, won't [Cm] you try?
[C] Now, fucking, what thing that would take me to hell?
And I'd be fucking in the studio till the clock's back to level.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Daddy, [C] shave me dry.
I would fuck you, baby.
Honey, I'd make you [C] cry.
Now, your nuts hang down like a damn bell topper, and your dick stands up like a steeple.
[Am] Your goddamn assholes stand open like [C] a church door, and the crabs won't fit like people.
Ow!
[A] Oh, girl, I'm not kidding.
Shut up.
[Bb]
[C] Baby, won't you shave them [A] dry?
[C] A big sow gets fat from eating corn, and a pig gets fat from sucking.
Do you see this whore of fat?
[G] Like I am, glad God I got fat and fucked.
[C]
Shave them dry.
Oh, great.
[A] I like it.
[Bbm] [C]
My back is made of whale bone, and my cock is made of bread,
and my fucking is made for waking men with two [G] dollars' bed guards around to kiss my [C] ass.
Oh, [Cm] daddy, shave them dry.
[A] [Bb] [Cm]
Key:
C
A
Ab
Gm
G
C
A
Ab
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
[G] _ _ I got [Em] nipples on my titties, big as the end of my [C] thumb.
I got [Eb] something between my legs, gonna [E] make a dead man come.
[F] Oh, [Ab] daddy.
Baby, won't you shave them [C] dry? _
No, no, no.
Want you to grind [A] me, baby.
Grind me until I [C] cry.
_ _ _ Say I've fucked all night and all the night before, baby.
And I feel just like I want to fuck some more.
[F] Great [Ab] God, daddy.
Grind me, honey, and shave [C] me dry. _ _
_ [A] And when [Gm] you hear me holler, baby, I want [A] you to shave me dry.
_ [C] _ I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.
Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want, and you can make them come.
[Abm] Oh, [Am] _ _ [Fm] daddy.
Baby, shave me dry. _
_ And [Gm] I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you [Am] cry.
_ _ _ I'm gonna turn back my [Gm] mattress and let you oil my springs.
I want you to grind [C] me, daddy, till the bells do ring.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Want you to shave [C] me dry. _ _
_ [Bb] Oh, great God, daddy.
If you [Gm] can't shave them, baby, won't [Cm] you try?
_ [C] _ _ Now, fucking, what thing that would take me to hell?
And I'd be fucking in the studio till the clock's back to level.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Daddy, [C] shave me dry. _ _
I would fuck you, baby.
Honey, I'd make you [C] cry. _
_ Now, your nuts hang down like a damn bell topper, and your dick stands up like a steeple.
[Am] Your goddamn assholes stand open like [C] a church door, and the crabs won't fit like people.
Ow! _ _
[A] Oh, girl, I'm not kidding.
Shut up.
_ [Bb] _
_ [C] Baby, won't you shave them [A] dry?
[C] A _ big sow gets fat from eating corn, and a pig gets fat from sucking.
Do you see this whore of fat?
[G] Like I am, glad God I got fat and fucked.
[C] _ _ _ _
Shave them dry.
Oh, great.
[A] I like it.
[Bbm] _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ My back is made of whale bone, and my cock is made of bread,
and my fucking is made for waking men with two [G] dollars' bed guards around to kiss my [C] ass.
_ _ _ Oh, [Cm] daddy, shave them dry.
[A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
[G] _ _ I got [Em] nipples on my titties, big as the end of my [C] thumb.
I got [Eb] something between my legs, gonna [E] make a dead man come.
[F] Oh, [Ab] daddy.
Baby, won't you shave them [C] dry? _
No, no, no.
Want you to grind [A] me, baby.
Grind me until I [C] cry.
_ _ _ Say I've fucked all night and all the night before, baby.
And I feel just like I want to fuck some more.
[F] Great [Ab] God, daddy.
Grind me, honey, and shave [C] me dry. _ _
_ [A] And when [Gm] you hear me holler, baby, I want [A] you to shave me dry.
_ [C] _ I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.
Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want, and you can make them come.
[Abm] Oh, [Am] _ _ [Fm] daddy.
Baby, shave me dry. _
_ And [Gm] I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you [Am] cry.
_ _ _ I'm gonna turn back my [Gm] mattress and let you oil my springs.
I want you to grind [C] me, daddy, till the bells do ring.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Want you to shave [C] me dry. _ _
_ [Bb] Oh, great God, daddy.
If you [Gm] can't shave them, baby, won't [Cm] you try?
_ [C] _ _ Now, fucking, what thing that would take me to hell?
And I'd be fucking in the studio till the clock's back to level.
[Ab] Oh, daddy.
Daddy, [C] shave me dry. _ _
I would fuck you, baby.
Honey, I'd make you [C] cry. _
_ Now, your nuts hang down like a damn bell topper, and your dick stands up like a steeple.
[Am] Your goddamn assholes stand open like [C] a church door, and the crabs won't fit like people.
Ow! _ _
[A] Oh, girl, I'm not kidding.
Shut up.
_ [Bb] _
_ [C] Baby, won't you shave them [A] dry?
[C] A _ big sow gets fat from eating corn, and a pig gets fat from sucking.
Do you see this whore of fat?
[G] Like I am, glad God I got fat and fucked.
[C] _ _ _ _
Shave them dry.
Oh, great.
[A] I like it.
[Bbm] _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ My back is made of whale bone, and my cock is made of bread,
and my fucking is made for waking men with two [G] dollars' bed guards around to kiss my [C] ass.
_ _ _ Oh, [Cm] daddy, shave them dry.
[A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _