Chords for Shazam Sings A Song (DC Comics Superhero Parody)

_ Hi, my [G] name is what?
[Bb] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _
_ [F] _ _ [G] My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is Chika Chika Captain [F] Sparklefinger
Hi [G] _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] mom, [Fm] _ _ [G] how would you like to lose your [Bb] son?
It's easily done, just take me to the [F] fair and act dumb
Hell, you might even [Gm] see me, all scattered and [Bb] lonely, but don't you dare come [Ab] over now
Think of your [D] income, think how much money I'd be [Bb] mom Oh yeah, he'd be much better growing [F] up in a snowstorm
Wrong, every [Gb] family I was [Bb] sent to I'd run, cause I never stopped [A] looking for that special someone
[F] And here you were all [G] along, couple stops in the station [Bb] Thought you'd be happy to see [Ab] me, but you tell me to jog [F] on
You got a man to get [G] on, you don't want an [Gm] interruption But I mean you're doing [Ab] better now, right?
[F] Um, yeah, I'm [G] okay, I guess now I can move [Bb] on But just so you know I'm a [Ab] superhero, I'm like really [F] strong
I bust down on the streets [G] and get paid by everyone [Gm] I made $50 today [Ab] mom, you ain't getting [F] none
Hi, my [G] name is What?
My [Bb] name is Who?
My name is Chicken Chicken Captain [F] Sparkle Fingers
Hi, my [G] name is Uh?
My name [Bb] is What?
My name [Ab] is Chicken Chicken Captain [F] Sparkle Fingers
Hi, my [G] name is What?
My [A] name is Who?
My name [Ab] is Chicken Chicken Captain [F] Sparkle Fingers
Hi, my [G] name is Uh?
My name [A] is What?
My name [Ab] is Chicken Chicken [Fm] Captain Sparkle Fingers
Stop [G] the train, there's a wizard that [Bb] wants me to call his name And put my hands [Ab] on his stick
This [Fm] isn't safe, I'm too young to be [G] abused I don't wanna [Bb] die, is this that Michael [Ab] Jackson dude?
And [D] where he hides?
Look, I'll give you my money Just please don't touch [Bb] me
I don't want your money, you're the last [F] hope for humanity Call out my name [G] and my power [Bb] will flow through you
Yeah dude, that sounds like a [Gb] scene from Bus Busters 2 [F] Well okay, [G] hell, I'll do it [Gm] anyway
What the [Ab] f*** just happened to me?
[F] Look at me, I'm [G] stacked, a massive eight [Gm] pack
But why am I dressed [Ab] like an absolute [F] t***?
Freddy, come help [G] me, I got touched by a wizard
[Bb] And I can't get out my clothes, [Ab] I need to pee really [F] bad Help, there's a [G] predatory beetle Superman
[Bb] Oh damn, I forgot I [Ab] look like a fully grown [F] man
Hi, my name [G] is What?
My name [Bb] is Who?
My name [Ab] is Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
Hi, my name [G] is Uh?
My name [Bb] is What?
My name is [Ab] Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
Hi, my name [G] is What?
My name [Bb] is Who?
My name [Ab] is Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
Hi, my name [G] is Uh?
My name [Bb] is What?
My name is [Ab] Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [G] Fingers
So I guess now me and Freddy have [Bb] got to find All the [Ab] powers I might have, like can I fly?
Am [G] I super fast?
Do I have [Bb] laser eyes?
Am I bulletproof?
[Ab] Wait, not the face, [F] I might die
Well that's a risk Freddy was [G] willing to take, I'm not surprised
[Bb] I'm gonna have fun with [F] my guns, beat up that guy Showing [Gb] off my skills shooting lightning [Bb] stingers
That's why we gotta [Ab] call you Captain [F] Sparkle Fingers
That's a lame name, [G] what if I face a villain?
[Gm] Oh hey, I'm Captain [Ab] Sparkles, yeah, real [F] chillin'
Wham bam [G] shazam, thank you ma [Gm]'am That's the least catchy, [Ab] although a bit too glam
[F] Wait, who's the guy [G] with the light blue eye?
[Bb] And how'd he beat the crap [Ab] out of me?
I'm terrified
[F] I'm only 14, [G] why you picking on me?
[Bb] Freddy go check, there's [Ab] a superhero child [F] line
Hi, my name [G] is, what?
My name [Bb] is, who?
My name is Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
Hi, my name [G] is, uh?
My name [Bb] is, what?
My name is [Ab] Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
Hi, my name [G] is, what?
My name [Bb] is, who?
My name is [Ab] Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
Hi, my name [G] is, uh?
My name [Bb] is, what?
My name [Ab] is Chicken Chicken Captain Sparkle [F] Fingers
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