Chords for She's Nubs, a Tribute. Music by NOFX

_ _ _ [D] It's kind of hard to wear [A] high heels [D] or slip on [A] banana peels
[D] How does she [A] get in and [E] out of clubs?
_ _ [D] I hope she [A] don't get mad.
[D] I hope she thinks this song is good.
[A] Not bad
[D] Cuz we [E] think that she's [A] totally rad.
She's done _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] [A] No fingers, [D] no toes, [A] she's got her [D] own elbows
[A] No funny [E] teeth, no nommies, she's nuts
[D] [A] She don't need [D] knuckles or hats, [A] she's got a deep [D] butt, got friends
[E] She's [A] always in the stands, she's nuts
[Am] She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed up
She's got no funny world, she's [D] nuts
No shoes, no feet, [Am] what's true do things you see
She's nuts, she's nuts, she's [A] nuts
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _
[F#] I [D] ask her if she wants drinks
[A] I ask her [E] if she likes her ice-o
[F#] I ask her [D] to go out to the bar
I ask her to go out to the bar
All [E] she said was no [A] thanks, I went no
[Am] It's time for a flea
So I crammed into her sleeve
So that I'd see her in the next [G] club
[Am] She got into a [A] bag
So I put her on its [Em] back
She said goodbye and kind [A] of waved her stuff
[D] She's got [A] beautiful [A] eyes
Great finger [A] size
[E] But with that cap, I thought she's nuts
[A] It's hard to get good at
[Dm] It's hard to offend
[E] When all you've got in your body [A] is [Dm] nuts
[A] She's nuts, [D] she's nuts, [A] she's nuts
She's nuts, [E] she's nuts, she's nuts
_ _ [D] She's nuts
Oh, she may not [A] walk the walk
And [Dm] she may not like [A] to talk