Chords for Sheryl Crow - Picture/If It Makes You Happy

Shall I tell my joke?
No, I'm kidding.
_ You may hear it later on.
It's kind of nasty.
Okay, I'll tell it.
_ Actually being out on the radio tour is fun because you wind up with people that you haven't known and you wind up, you know,
waking up with them.
_ _ It's kind of a throwback to my earlier days.
No, I'm kidding.
_ _ I'm kidding. _
But so I'm working with Kevin Herring who is just cracking me up.
I should make you come up here and tell it because you tell it better.
Okay.
Are you gonna be, are you gonna be disguised?
Should I not tell it?
_ _ _ _ All right.
Well, I think it's funny.
Actually, he told it and then I would just wake up laughing to myself.
_ Anyway, there's two hillbillies sitting on the front porch and
much like me and Peter and
they're really bored and they're chewing tobacco and whittling and everything and the one, the one says to the other,
_ Hi, what do you want to do?
And the second one says, I don't know.
What do you want to do?
And the first one says, _
I don't know.
You want to play 20 questions?
And the second one says,
Well, how do you play 20 questions?
The first one says, I think of something then I write it down and you got 20 questions
to guess what it is.
And the second one says,
All right, I'll play 20 questions.
So the first one pulls out a piece of paper and he writes down,
Donkey D.
_ He looks at his buddy and he says, all right, ask me a question.
The second one says,
All right.
Can you eat it?
And the first one says, no, you can't eat it.
[F]
Well, I guess you could eat it.
And the second one says, is it Donkey D?
_ _ [Ab] _ _ But I don't _ _ [C] care who you are.
That's funny. _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [N] _ About, about, it's probably been like 10 or 12 years ago.
I worked with this guy from Detroit named Kid Rock and
well, y'all, you must know Kid Rock, right? _
I gotta tell Kid Rock that joke.
That's just funny.
_ Anyway, we wrote this song together called Picture and I really love the song.
I'm really close to my family.
So I went home and I played it for him before it came out and they loved it.
Play it again, play it again.
So I played it for him again and my parents said, we really like this song.
We want to hear what else this Kid Rock guy does.
_ _ It's like maybe, maybe, maybe y'all should hold off on [G] that.
_ I called you last night at the hotel.
_ [C] _ _ Everyone knows but they won't tell.
[Em] But [D] their half-hearted smiles tell me something
[G] just ain't right. _ _
_ _ I've been waiting on you for a long time.
_ [C] _ Fueling up on hard-expense cheap wine.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ Three [G] damn nights, _ _ _ _ I [Em] found your picture today. _ _
_ [G] I swear I changed my ways.
_ _ [D] I just call to say I [C]
want you to [G] come back home.
I _ _ _ [Em] found your picture today. _
_ [E] I [G] swear I changed my way. _
_ I [D] just call to say [C] I want you to [G] come back home.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [G] I've been long,
_ [A]
a long way [G] from here.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ [G] I put on a poncho,
[A]
played for mosquitoes [G] and drank till I was thirsty [C]
again.
I [G] went searching
_ _ [A] _
through [G] thrift store jungles.
_ _ [D] _
_ _ Found your on a Muzzle rifle,
[A] _
Marilyn Chan,
[G] and Benny Goodman's [E] corset hanging.
_ [C] _ Okay, I made [D] this up.
_ [C] I promise you I'd never [D] give up.
If it [Am] makes you happy, _ _ [C] _
it can't [G] be that bad.
_ _ [D] _
If it makes [A] you happy,
_ _ [C]
then why the hell are [G] you so sad? _ _ _
If it makes [A] you happy, _ _ [C] _
it can't [G] be that bad.
_ _ [E] _
If it makes [A] you happy,
_ [C] _
then why the hell [G] are you so sad? _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ That's Peter Stroud, everybody.
_ _ [N] Thank you, everybody.
We appreciate it.
We love being here.
Woohoo!
Thank you, Bull.
Wow, give it up again.
Cheryl Crow, everybody.
Thank you to Bull for having me.
Wow, there she is.
Keep it going.
Keep it going. _
Very nice. _ _ _ _ _