Chords for Shinyribs "Who Built the Moon"

A bit of a conspiracy theory of a song that I heard a man on the radio one night talking about
_ how somebody built the moon.
The moon was built deliberately, [Bm] consciously by someone or something.
He never said who it could be or who he thought it was, but he did mention that Buzz Aldrin,
Buzz Aldrin himself said that when he was on the moon himself, this man was on the moon,
he knocked on it with his fist and he said it made a pinging sound, like maybe it was made of
some kind of metal or cosmic alloy.
_ And I'm not really one to say that the man is lying or that he's wrong.
[E] And in fact a lot of astronauts, you know we do a lot of astronauts birthday parties, Shiny Ribs does.
And there's probably astronauts here today, we got some astronauts in the audience?
Yeah, there's always a couple.
Hey, what's up buddy?
_ Anyway, [A] _
here's who built the moon, this is a good one.
[E] _ _ _ [Dm] _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [B] Once [Em] there was a [E] pilgrim, [D#]
[A] he was lonely as [D] a broom, he [A] had an [D#] idea [E] _
[A] to [D] build the moon.
[Em] He started with an onion, [N]
and then [A] he let it dry, [E] then he rang it like a bell,
[Am] and it made him cry, then he covered [D] it [F#m] up with [E] dust and dirt, and he [D] made it [F#m] hollow,
so it [E] wouldn't hurt, and he cut [D] the [F#m] rope, and it [E] came unwound, and he [D] raised it [F#m] up
above [E] the ground.
Now the [F#m] moon is [C#m] hanging in [D] the sky,
[A] _ he's shaking the [C#m] oceans, and [D] moving the [A] tide, and if this [C#m] calculation was not [D] true,
[A] _ then we might [B] not be _
_ [A] _ lonely.
[Em] Looking at the moon, _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ [Em] somebody once asked [A] the _ astronauts who built [E] the moon,
_ [A] but they [F#m] would not [B] talk about [G] the pilgrim, [E] [A] in his lonely ship, looking at [E] all the earth,
[A] all by himself, [D] but he was really [F#m] worried about his [E] lonely bones, checking which [D] [F#m] intermission
to bring [E] him home, but [D] by the time he'd be [F#m] hollow, he'd [E] touched down, [D] he was hiding in a [F#m] hole,
[D] off the [Em] _ ground.
[F#m] Now the moon is hanging [C#m] _
[D] in the sky,
[A] _ shaking [F#m] the [C#m] oceans, [D] and moving the [A] tide, and if this calculation [C#m]
was [D] not true,
[A] then [B] we might not be _ [A] _ lonely.
[Bm] [Em] Looking at the moon,
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ [E] _
[B] _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [G#m] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ then he [D] covered it [F#m] up with [E] dust and _ dirt, and he [D] made it [F#m] hollow, so it [E] wouldn't hurt,
[Em] and then he [D] cut the [F#m] ropes, and it [E] came unwound, and he [D] raised it [F#m] up above [E] the ground.
Now the [F#] moon is [C#m] hanging in the [D] [A] sky, shaking [F#m] the [C#m] oceans, and moving [D] the [A] tide,
and if this [F#m] calculation [C#m] _
was not [D] [A] true, [B] then we might not be _
[A] _ _ [Em] lonely.
Looking at the moon, _
[A] looking _ at [Em] the moon, _ [A] looking _ _ [E] at the moon, _
_ _ [A] _ [Em] looking at the _ moon.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
Oh, who built the moon?
Who do you think? _ _ _ _
Thanks a lot.
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