Chords for Shmorg 4: Don't Take Kids To A Store

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_ [C] _ _ _ [Fm] I met [Db] my good friend Mr.
[Eb] Cat [Ab] yesterday.
[Fm] He looked [Db] all upset, so [Em] I started to [Fm] say,
[Bbm] Things can't be so bad, [Fm] why are [Db] you so sad?
You better [Eb] tell [C] me [Fm] right [Db] away. _
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I'd be [Db] just as happy [Eb] as I was [Ab] before,
[Fm] If only [Db] I'd listened [C] and trusted [Fm] you more.
[Bbm] I ignored your advice, [Fm] now I'm [Db] paying the price.
I went [Eb] with all of [C] my kids [Fm] to a store.
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_ _ [D] _ _ [Fm] You went [Db] to a store with your [Eb] girls and your [Ab] boys?
[Fm] And it [Db] was a big store, a store [F] filled with toys.
[Bbm] But I warned you not.
I know, [Db] I forgot.
_ It was [Eb] a day [C] that I did [Fm] not enjoy.
[Db] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Fm] I know [Db] just what happened, [Eb] don't tell me [Ab] a thing.
[Fm] I [Db] know, cause I [D] took my kids there [Fm] last spring.
[Bbm] When you got to the store and [Fm] walked [Db] through the door,
All of [Eb] your kindle-a [C] started [Fm] to sing!
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_ We want Lego and [Db]
constructs, [Eb] and a hockey set they'll last.
We want baseballs, [Ab] we want bats, we want helmets, [C] we want hats.
[Fm] Like I said to [Db] you before, [Eb] never take [Ab] kids to a store.
All you're gonna [Em] hear is, we want more and _ [Eb] _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Ab] more.
[Fm] I'm sorry [Db] little [C] Sheffalem, I am [Ab] millionaire.
You already have [Eb] that train, I know it [Ab] works just [Fm] fine.
But look [Db] it's a two wagon, it's [Eb] only $19 [Cm].99.
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_ [Fm] _ We want cars and [Db] trucks you see, [Eb] and of course [Ab] Monopoly.
[Eb] See this camera, [Ab] it's so nice, look it's made by [C] Fisher-Price.
[Fm] Like I said [Db] to you before, never [Eb] take kids to [Ab] a store.
All you're gonna [D] hear is, we want [Fm] more and more.
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[Ab] Why do you need that Care [Eb] Bear, there's one at [Ab] home I think.
[Fm] But Tati, [Db] that one's [C] yellow and this one here is [Ab] pink.
Do you see that storybook is something I need.
[Fm] I'd love to [Db] buy it, Shmuley, [Cm] but you don't know how to read!
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_ [Fm] _ _ _ We want [Db] robot deck and tour.
_ [Ab]
That one, we [Eb] want checkers, we [Ab] want chess.
We [C] won't ever leave a mess.
[Fm] Like I said to you [Db] before, [Eb] never take kids [Ab] to a store.
[C] All you're gonna hear is, we [Fm] want more and [Eb] _ more.
They [Ab] were crying, they were shouting.
Why I'll [Eb] bet one [Ab] even screamed.
And [Fm] you whispered, [Db] please be quiet, we [C] don't want to make [Fm] a scene.
[Eb] _ [Ab] So you bought them all they wanted, _ [Eb]
more than you [Abm] can [Eb] afford.
[Fm] And an hour [Db] after you got home, they said, _
_ [Bb] Tati, [Cm] we are bored. _
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_ But kids who [Db] have good meadows [Eb] are simply [Ab] not that way.
[Eb] They know how [Ab] to appreciate whatever [C] comes their [Fm] way.
Then you could [Db] even [Eb] disregard all that I've said [C] before.
And let them come along with you.
_ _ When you _ go to [Cm] a store.
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