Simp Detector Chords by Yung Nugget, Andy Degrasse
Tempo:
136.3 bpm
Chords used:
D
Em
G
A
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [B] Well ma'am, [A] [Em] the lab results came [D] back and this is hard to say but [Abm] your [Em] son tested highly on [A] our simp scale.
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious!
But doctor, [Em] what does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son, [Em] allow me to explain.
If [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cause [G] you wanna lay the pipe, you're [D] a [Ebm] simp.
You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says,
Thank [D] you bro, you're a simp.
[G] [Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp, you're a simp, you're [D] a simp, you're a [A] simp,
No [G] you've never been a pimp, you're [D] a [G] simp.
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, got [D] no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame,
And that's why we ran a train on [D] you bitch.
[Eb] [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a simp.
Ay, [D] but don't worry kid, [B] there's no need [D] to stress, cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard, this shit ain't complex, [Em] all you gotta do is [A] just follow these steps.
[D] Don't cry like a bitch [B] when she leaves you on read, [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead.
When you pull up on [G] her and flex [Ab] with some bread, [Em] in a matter of moments [G] her legs will be spread.
[D] Once you get some [B] cash, then work [A] on your drip, [Em] you can't pull no hoes [D] in that basic ass bitch.
Just cop you some [Abm] ice to put on your wrist, [Em] then take off those cargo [A] shorts and it's like shit.
[D] While we're on the [B] topic, yo hair [Am] needs some [Em] help, cause right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself.
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull [Em] cut, cause they gonna be laughing [D] like, what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done, [G] this battle's over, your war is won.
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become, [Em] just listen up for rule number one.
[D] If you're trying to [Bm] smash, don't [A] beg and please, she won't [G] let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees.
Stand up strong, [G] don't be [Ab] so weak, [Em] it ain't even hard, [A] repeat [E] after me.
No I won't do [B] your [A] homework, [Em] just cause you hate math, [D] and I'm not giving [B] you a ride to [G] your big date [D] with Chad.
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal, [G] cause that shit is [D] lame, and for any guy [G] that does, I've got one thing [A] left to say.
[G] You're a simp, [B] you're a [A] simp, [Em] no you've never been a [D] pimp, you're a simp.
[G] [B] [G] You're a simp, you're a simp, [D] got no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame, and that's why we ran a train [D] on you bitch.
[G] [Eb] [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a [D] simp.
[Bm] Oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick.
[G] [Eb] You're [Em] my hero.
[G]
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son.
[G] [D] [B] [Em] [A]
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious!
But doctor, [Em] what does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son, [Em] allow me to explain.
If [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cause [G] you wanna lay the pipe, you're [D] a [Ebm] simp.
You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says,
Thank [D] you bro, you're a simp.
[G] [Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp, you're a simp, you're [D] a simp, you're a [A] simp,
No [G] you've never been a pimp, you're [D] a [G] simp.
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, got [D] no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame,
And that's why we ran a train on [D] you bitch.
[Eb] [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a simp.
Ay, [D] but don't worry kid, [B] there's no need [D] to stress, cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard, this shit ain't complex, [Em] all you gotta do is [A] just follow these steps.
[D] Don't cry like a bitch [B] when she leaves you on read, [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead.
When you pull up on [G] her and flex [Ab] with some bread, [Em] in a matter of moments [G] her legs will be spread.
[D] Once you get some [B] cash, then work [A] on your drip, [Em] you can't pull no hoes [D] in that basic ass bitch.
Just cop you some [Abm] ice to put on your wrist, [Em] then take off those cargo [A] shorts and it's like shit.
[D] While we're on the [B] topic, yo hair [Am] needs some [Em] help, cause right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself.
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull [Em] cut, cause they gonna be laughing [D] like, what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done, [G] this battle's over, your war is won.
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become, [Em] just listen up for rule number one.
[D] If you're trying to [Bm] smash, don't [A] beg and please, she won't [G] let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees.
Stand up strong, [G] don't be [Ab] so weak, [Em] it ain't even hard, [A] repeat [E] after me.
No I won't do [B] your [A] homework, [Em] just cause you hate math, [D] and I'm not giving [B] you a ride to [G] your big date [D] with Chad.
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal, [G] cause that shit is [D] lame, and for any guy [G] that does, I've got one thing [A] left to say.
[G] You're a simp, [B] you're a [A] simp, [Em] no you've never been a [D] pimp, you're a simp.
[G] [B] [G] You're a simp, you're a simp, [D] got no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame, and that's why we ran a train [D] on you bitch.
[G] [Eb] [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a [D] simp.
[Bm] Oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick.
[G] [Eb] You're [Em] my hero.
[G]
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son.
[G] [D] [B] [Em] [A]
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[C] [B] Well ma'am, [A] [Em] the lab results came [D] back and this is hard to say but [Abm] your [Em] son tested highly on [A] our simp scale.
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious!
But doctor, [Em] what does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son, [Em] allow me to explain.
If [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cause [G] you wanna lay the pipe, you're [D] a _ [Ebm] simp.
You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says,
Thank [D] you bro, you're a simp.
[G] [Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp, you're a simp, you're [D] a simp, you're a [A] simp,
No [G] you've never been a pimp, you're [D] a [G] simp.
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, got [D] no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame,
And that's why we ran a train on [D] you bitch.
[Eb] _ [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a simp.
Ay, [D] but don't worry kid, [B] there's no need [D] to stress, cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard, this shit ain't complex, [Em] all you gotta do is [A] just follow these steps.
[D] Don't cry like a bitch [B] when she leaves you on read, [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead.
When you pull up on [G] her and flex [Ab] with some bread, [Em] in a matter of moments [G] her legs will be spread.
[D] Once you get some [B] cash, then work [A] on your drip, [Em] you can't pull no hoes [D] in that basic ass bitch.
Just cop you some [Abm] ice to put on your wrist, [Em] then take off those cargo [A] shorts and it's like shit.
[D] While we're on the [B] topic, yo hair [Am] needs some [Em] help, cause right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself.
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull [Em] cut, cause they gonna be laughing [D] like, what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done, [G] this battle's over, your war is won.
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become, [Em] just listen up for rule number one.
[D] If you're trying to [Bm] smash, don't [A] beg and please, she won't [G] let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees.
Stand up strong, [G] don't be [Ab] so weak, [Em] it ain't even hard, [A] repeat [E] after me.
No I won't do [B] your [A] homework, [Em] just cause you hate math, [D] and I'm not giving [B] you a ride to [G] your big date [D] with Chad.
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal, [G] cause that shit is [D] lame, and for any guy [G] that does, I've got one thing [A] left to say.
[G] You're a simp, [B] you're a [A] simp, [Em] no you've never been a [D] pimp, you're a simp.
[G] _ [B] [G] You're a simp, you're a simp, [D] got no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame, and that's why we ran a train [D] on you bitch.
[G] _ [Eb] [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a [D] simp.
[Bm] Oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick.
[G] [Eb] You're [Em] my hero.
[G] _
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son.
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [B] _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious!
But doctor, [Em] what does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son, [Em] allow me to explain.
If [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cause [G] you wanna lay the pipe, you're [D] a _ [Ebm] simp.
You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says,
Thank [D] you bro, you're a simp.
[G] [Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp, you're a simp, you're [D] a simp, you're a [A] simp,
No [G] you've never been a pimp, you're [D] a [G] simp.
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp, you're [A] a simp, got [D] no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame,
And that's why we ran a train on [D] you bitch.
[Eb] _ [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a simp.
Ay, [D] but don't worry kid, [B] there's no need [D] to stress, cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard, this shit ain't complex, [Em] all you gotta do is [A] just follow these steps.
[D] Don't cry like a bitch [B] when she leaves you on read, [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead.
When you pull up on [G] her and flex [Ab] with some bread, [Em] in a matter of moments [G] her legs will be spread.
[D] Once you get some [B] cash, then work [A] on your drip, [Em] you can't pull no hoes [D] in that basic ass bitch.
Just cop you some [Abm] ice to put on your wrist, [Em] then take off those cargo [A] shorts and it's like shit.
[D] While we're on the [B] topic, yo hair [Am] needs some [Em] help, cause right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself.
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull [Em] cut, cause they gonna be laughing [D] like, what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done, [G] this battle's over, your war is won.
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become, [Em] just listen up for rule number one.
[D] If you're trying to [Bm] smash, don't [A] beg and please, she won't [G] let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees.
Stand up strong, [G] don't be [Ab] so weak, [Em] it ain't even hard, [A] repeat [E] after me.
No I won't do [B] your [A] homework, [Em] just cause you hate math, [D] and I'm not giving [B] you a ride to [G] your big date [D] with Chad.
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal, [G] cause that shit is [D] lame, and for any guy [G] that does, I've got one thing [A] left to say.
[G] You're a simp, [B] you're a [A] simp, [Em] no you've never been a [D] pimp, you're a simp.
[G] _ [B] [G] You're a simp, you're a simp, [D] got no game, [B] you's a [Em] lame, and that's why we ran a train [D] on you bitch.
[G] _ [Eb] [Em] You're a simp, [G] you're a [D] simp.
[Bm] Oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick.
[G] [Eb] You're [Em] my hero.
[G] _
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son.
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