Chords for SKIBIDI TOILET SONG by JT Music - "Tiny Toilet Man"
Tempo:
80.1 bpm
Chords used:
B
Em
E
C
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Once upon a time in a tiny toilet town, lived a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet brown.
[A] He took a tiny twirl to turn it upside [B] down, cause when the world's a turd you gotta swirl and grrr.
I [Em] am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B]
[Em] Because I can invite the toilet clan to recite a toilet chant.
[B]
[Em] Now I'm right in a mighty toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B]
[Em] And now I stand beside my toilet fan, surviving if you like [B] instead of fighting.
[Em] You see my face?
Don't take a dump on it.
Can't be your face, [B] cause I'm not brushing it.
[Em] Not opening it, cause I'm a black poet.
Don't take a dump on it.
I'm gonna keep some clog in this.
I'm with the blockage in.
Breathe in and deeply so your [B] nostrils know what noxious is.
[Em] I got my bowels moving now I'm really running this.
I'm throwing shit at all the walls [B] and none is gonna miss.
[Em] People are coming for this.
Peekers are bumping this.
Everyone's idiot boxes [B] are popping off of this.
[Em] Porcelain thrones will be smoking because I'm dropping hits.
But can your analog equipment handle logs like this?
Whenever snow begins falling there ain't no stopping.
I know that war never changes, [B] change is a [Em] cause.
Nazi and meta, but was this made for the lover?
Cause it smells a lot like dead presidents.
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When the shite lands it won't avoid the fans.
Call me bollock when I [B] paint my yard.
[C] Because when I began as a tiny toilet man [B] I was a tiny toilet man before.
[Em] Now this is why I
[Em] must call the [B] fuck right now.
I'm on a roll.
[E] Come wipe me off of it.
I'm about to ball.
[B] Don't bother plunging it.
[Em] So many jars and not a bollock on a man.
And I feel old cause I'm wondering what the fuck is this?
Listen, if you gotta do another two [E] don't hold it.
Got a mother load?
No way [Em] to control it.
Post your poly, [B] bollock, blow it, wipe your butt and shoulder, [Em] throw it.
Don't [E] behold it cause I'll only see your sins.
The product you got out, replace whatever you put in.
We need a report.
Their techs are passive-awe.
Just like the mic button below we gotta smash em off.
Cause if you got any significant head and a rough brain.
Then I'll have to crank them out and send you down the drain.
What the?
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When a slight man's kid won't ever depend on his microphone.
It's cause [B] you're no son.
[C] Cause when I [Em] began as a tiny toilet pan I was a tiny toilet [E] man.
We're not.
[G#m] Some [C#m] lion farts [E] and [A] lighters.
[G#] I'll make lovers [F#] out of [G#] speckled fighters.
Because each of us creates [C#m] whenever nature calls.
[F#m] So doesn't defecation [B] bring us closer to God?
I [E] should know I am what I've become.
[A] So when I stand overlooking toilet [B] land.
I don't mind if it's a big fat dump.
[Em] Cause there was a war.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] In the street lands you build a road.
If you're on the devil's [B] bed that's just a door.
[C] Because [B] when I began as a [C] tiny toilet man.
I was still the toilet [E] hand.
But I had a toilet [Am] plan to make this whole entire [Em] planet my almighty toilet land.
Cause I'm a tiny toilet man.
With heart.
Cause there was a time.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I brush too hard.
When this giant branch.
It won't avoid the fence.
Call me Pollock when I paint [B] my yard.
Because when I began as [G] a tiny toilet man.
I was [A#] a tiny toilet man.
With heart.
[A] He took a tiny twirl to turn it upside [B] down, cause when the world's a turd you gotta swirl and grrr.
I [Em] am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B]
[Em] Because I can invite the toilet clan to recite a toilet chant.
[B]
[Em] Now I'm right in a mighty toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B]
[Em] And now I stand beside my toilet fan, surviving if you like [B] instead of fighting.
[Em] You see my face?
Don't take a dump on it.
Can't be your face, [B] cause I'm not brushing it.
[Em] Not opening it, cause I'm a black poet.
Don't take a dump on it.
I'm gonna keep some clog in this.
I'm with the blockage in.
Breathe in and deeply so your [B] nostrils know what noxious is.
[Em] I got my bowels moving now I'm really running this.
I'm throwing shit at all the walls [B] and none is gonna miss.
[Em] People are coming for this.
Peekers are bumping this.
Everyone's idiot boxes [B] are popping off of this.
[Em] Porcelain thrones will be smoking because I'm dropping hits.
But can your analog equipment handle logs like this?
Whenever snow begins falling there ain't no stopping.
I know that war never changes, [B] change is a [Em] cause.
Nazi and meta, but was this made for the lover?
Cause it smells a lot like dead presidents.
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When the shite lands it won't avoid the fans.
Call me bollock when I [B] paint my yard.
[C] Because when I began as a tiny toilet man [B] I was a tiny toilet man before.
[Em] Now this is why I
[Em] must call the [B] fuck right now.
I'm on a roll.
[E] Come wipe me off of it.
I'm about to ball.
[B] Don't bother plunging it.
[Em] So many jars and not a bollock on a man.
And I feel old cause I'm wondering what the fuck is this?
Listen, if you gotta do another two [E] don't hold it.
Got a mother load?
No way [Em] to control it.
Post your poly, [B] bollock, blow it, wipe your butt and shoulder, [Em] throw it.
Don't [E] behold it cause I'll only see your sins.
The product you got out, replace whatever you put in.
We need a report.
Their techs are passive-awe.
Just like the mic button below we gotta smash em off.
Cause if you got any significant head and a rough brain.
Then I'll have to crank them out and send you down the drain.
What the?
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When a slight man's kid won't ever depend on his microphone.
It's cause [B] you're no son.
[C] Cause when I [Em] began as a tiny toilet pan I was a tiny toilet [E] man.
We're not.
[G#m] Some [C#m] lion farts [E] and [A] lighters.
[G#] I'll make lovers [F#] out of [G#] speckled fighters.
Because each of us creates [C#m] whenever nature calls.
[F#m] So doesn't defecation [B] bring us closer to God?
I [E] should know I am what I've become.
[A] So when I stand overlooking toilet [B] land.
I don't mind if it's a big fat dump.
[Em] Cause there was a war.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] In the street lands you build a road.
If you're on the devil's [B] bed that's just a door.
[C] Because [B] when I began as a [C] tiny toilet man.
I was still the toilet [E] hand.
But I had a toilet [Am] plan to make this whole entire [Em] planet my almighty toilet land.
Cause I'm a tiny toilet man.
With heart.
Cause there was a time.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I brush too hard.
When this giant branch.
It won't avoid the fence.
Call me Pollock when I paint [B] my yard.
Because when I began as [G] a tiny toilet man.
I was [A#] a tiny toilet man.
With heart.
Key:
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Em
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Em
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Once upon a time in a tiny toilet town, lived a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet brown.
[A] He took a tiny twirl to turn it upside [B] down, cause when the world's a turd you gotta swirl and grrr.
I [Em] am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B] _
[Em] Because I can invite the toilet clan to recite a toilet chant.
[B] _
[Em] Now I'm right in a mighty toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B] _
[Em] And now I stand beside my toilet fan, surviving if you like [B] instead of fighting.
[Em] You see my face?
Don't take a dump on it.
Can't be your face, [B] cause I'm not brushing it.
[Em] Not opening it, cause I'm a black poet.
Don't take a dump on it.
I'm gonna keep some clog in this.
I'm with the blockage in.
Breathe in and deeply so your [B] nostrils know what noxious is.
[Em] I got my bowels moving now I'm really running this.
I'm throwing shit at all the walls [B] and none is gonna miss.
[Em] People are coming for this.
Peekers are bumping this.
Everyone's idiot boxes [B] are popping off of this.
[Em] Porcelain thrones will be smoking because I'm dropping hits.
But can your analog equipment handle logs like this?
Whenever snow begins falling there ain't no stopping.
I know that war never changes, [B] change is a [Em] cause.
Nazi and meta, but was this made for the lover?
Cause it smells a lot like dead presidents.
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When the shite lands it won't avoid the fans.
Call me bollock when I [B] paint my yard.
[C] Because when I began as a tiny toilet man [B] I was a tiny toilet man before.
[Em] Now this is why I _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ must call the [B] fuck right now.
I'm on a roll.
[E] Come wipe me off of it.
I'm about to ball.
[B] Don't bother plunging it.
[Em] So many jars and not a bollock on a man.
And I feel old cause I'm wondering what the fuck is this?
Listen, if you gotta do another two [E] don't hold it.
Got a mother load?
No way [Em] to control it.
Post your poly, [B] bollock, blow it, wipe your butt and shoulder, [Em] throw it.
Don't [E] behold it cause I'll only see your sins.
The product you got out, replace whatever you put in.
We need a report.
Their techs are passive-awe.
Just like the mic button below we gotta smash em off.
Cause if you got any significant head and a rough brain.
Then I'll have to crank them out and send you down the drain.
What the?
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When a slight man's kid won't ever depend on his microphone.
It's cause [B] you're no son.
[C] Cause when I [Em] began as a tiny toilet pan I was a tiny toilet [E] man.
We're not.
[G#m] Some [C#m] lion farts [E] and [A] lighters.
[G#] I'll make lovers [F#] out of [G#] speckled fighters.
Because each of us creates [C#m] whenever nature calls.
[F#m] So doesn't defecation [B] bring us closer to God?
I [E] should know I am what _ _ I've become.
[A] So when I stand overlooking toilet [B] land.
I don't mind if it's a big fat dump.
[Em] Cause there was a war.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] In the street lands you build a road.
If you're on the devil's [B] bed that's just a door.
[C] Because [B] when I began as a [C] tiny toilet man.
I was still the toilet [E] hand.
But I had a toilet [Am] plan to make this whole entire [Em] planet my almighty toilet land.
Cause I'm a tiny toilet man.
With heart.
Cause there was a time.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I brush too hard.
When this giant branch.
It won't avoid the fence.
Call me Pollock when I paint [B] my yard.
Because when I began as [G] a tiny toilet man.
I was [A#] a tiny toilet man.
With heart. _
[A] He took a tiny twirl to turn it upside [B] down, cause when the world's a turd you gotta swirl and grrr.
I [Em] am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B] _
[Em] Because I can invite the toilet clan to recite a toilet chant.
[B] _
[Em] Now I'm right in a mighty toilet man with a tiny toilet plan.
[B] _
[Em] And now I stand beside my toilet fan, surviving if you like [B] instead of fighting.
[Em] You see my face?
Don't take a dump on it.
Can't be your face, [B] cause I'm not brushing it.
[Em] Not opening it, cause I'm a black poet.
Don't take a dump on it.
I'm gonna keep some clog in this.
I'm with the blockage in.
Breathe in and deeply so your [B] nostrils know what noxious is.
[Em] I got my bowels moving now I'm really running this.
I'm throwing shit at all the walls [B] and none is gonna miss.
[Em] People are coming for this.
Peekers are bumping this.
Everyone's idiot boxes [B] are popping off of this.
[Em] Porcelain thrones will be smoking because I'm dropping hits.
But can your analog equipment handle logs like this?
Whenever snow begins falling there ain't no stopping.
I know that war never changes, [B] change is a [Em] cause.
Nazi and meta, but was this made for the lover?
Cause it smells a lot like dead presidents.
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When the shite lands it won't avoid the fans.
Call me bollock when I [B] paint my yard.
[C] Because when I began as a tiny toilet man [B] I was a tiny toilet man before.
[Em] Now this is why I _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ must call the [B] fuck right now.
I'm on a roll.
[E] Come wipe me off of it.
I'm about to ball.
[B] Don't bother plunging it.
[Em] So many jars and not a bollock on a man.
And I feel old cause I'm wondering what the fuck is this?
Listen, if you gotta do another two [E] don't hold it.
Got a mother load?
No way [Em] to control it.
Post your poly, [B] bollock, blow it, wipe your butt and shoulder, [Em] throw it.
Don't [E] behold it cause I'll only see your sins.
The product you got out, replace whatever you put in.
We need a report.
Their techs are passive-awe.
Just like the mic button below we gotta smash em off.
Cause if you got any significant head and a rough brain.
Then I'll have to crank them out and send you down the drain.
What the?
Imagine if I was a narrator.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] When a slight man's kid won't ever depend on his microphone.
It's cause [B] you're no son.
[C] Cause when I [Em] began as a tiny toilet pan I was a tiny toilet [E] man.
We're not.
[G#m] Some [C#m] lion farts [E] and [A] lighters.
[G#] I'll make lovers [F#] out of [G#] speckled fighters.
Because each of us creates [C#m] whenever nature calls.
[F#m] So doesn't defecation [B] bring us closer to God?
I [E] should know I am what _ _ I've become.
[A] So when I stand overlooking toilet [B] land.
I don't mind if it's a big fat dump.
[Em] Cause there was a war.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it [B] went too far.
[Em] And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I [B] brush too hard.
[Em] In the street lands you build a road.
If you're on the devil's [B] bed that's just a door.
[C] Because [B] when I began as a [C] tiny toilet man.
I was still the toilet [E] hand.
But I had a toilet [Am] plan to make this whole entire [Em] planet my almighty toilet land.
Cause I'm a tiny toilet man.
With heart.
Cause there was a time.
When this tiny toilet branch was fighting on it went too far.
And now I stand on my mighty toilet pan and my protocols I brush too hard.
When this giant branch.
It won't avoid the fence.
Call me Pollock when I paint [B] my yard.
Because when I began as [G] a tiny toilet man.
I was [A#] a tiny toilet man.
With heart. _