Chords for Skyhooks - Smut (1974)

_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Now this is a wonderful, wonderful [C] little number [C#m] that was specially designed with this
[C] [C#m] whack, whack, whack, whack beat _ [C] for [C#m] these people in Melbourne who've got this funny
dance which [C] is [C#m] _ sort of like this.
_ _ [C] _ [E] Slip into a cinnamon and give yourself [C] a [E] treat.
Better take your ink or it could be sticky on the [A] seat.
Duh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, _ [E] _
_ uh.
[C#m] Open up your twisties and open up your fly.
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your [A] thigh.
Duh. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D#] Live your mother.
[C] You what you are doing should [Dm] _ probably.
_ [C#] _
Hang your [C] head and cry.
_ [B] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D#] And if [C] she.
Oh, that you are whipping the dreadnought [Dm] should give you a bell.
[C#] Extract all the teeth [C] off your fly.
_ [B] _
Duh.
[C#m] _ _ _ _ _ Sound effect. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Munchy, munchy twisties.
The shorts are such a drag.
Make a little opening in the other end of your [A] bag.
Ah. _ _ _
_ Ah, ah, ah, ah.
[E] _ _
_ [C#m] And now you put your twisties right down there in your lap.
No one ever guesses your what's in the [A] pack.
_ _ Ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ ah.
Live [D#] you mother.
_ _ [C] You what you are doing [Dm] should probably.
_ [C#] _
Hang your [C] head and _ cry.
[B] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D#] And if she.
[C] _ Oh, that you are whipping the [D] dreadnought should give you a bell.
[C#] Extract all the teeth [C] off your fly. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] Duh.
Whoo-lah, la la.
_ [Gm] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Fm] _ _
_ [C] Whoo-lah, la [D] la.
_ [A#] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] Whoo-lah, _ _ [Gm] la la.
Whoo-lah, la la.
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _
[D#] You better get a grip on yourself.
You [F#] better pull yourself _ together.
_ [Fm] You better get a grip on [G#] yourself.
You better [E]
pull yourself together.
_ _ [D#] You better get a grip on yourself.
You [F#] better pull yourself together.
_ [Cm] You better get a grip on [F] yourself.
_ You better [E] pull yourself together.
_ [D#] You better get a grip on yourself.
You [F#] better pull yourself together.
_ _ You [G#] better get a grip on yourself.
You [E] better pull yourself together.
_ [A#] _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ [A] _ [C#m] It's almost over, but still you're not quite there.
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish it's on the [A] spin.
Ah, _ _ _ _ ah, ah, ah, ah.
[E] _
_ _ [C#m] Now then they turn the lights on and you hold soft as steel.
You got a boom boom and you blow some cool as [A] shit. _ _ _ _
_ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ If [D#] your mama [C] _ knew what you were doing she'd [Dm] _ probably _
[C#] hang her head [C] in front. _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[D#] And if she [C] thought that you were whipping the dripping [D] she'd give you a bell.
[C#] Extract all the [Am] teeth of your [C] ooh la la la la.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ Ooh la la.
[G] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _
[Fm] _ _ [Gm] _ [C] Ooh la la la la la la la. _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] Ooh la la. _ _
[A#] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [G#] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] We got away with a suggestive [Em] song at the opera house.
_ Hey what's the matter?
What's the [G] matter with you?
Nothing, the girl [F] is waving a little [E] thing.
I don't know whether it's a yellow handkerchief [D] or a packet of _ [A] twisties.
[D#] The [E] girl's got a packet of [G#] twisties.
Hey what's the [Dm] matter?
What's