Chords for SkyHooks - Why Don't You All Get F**ked!

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_ [E] I used to love this kid in sixth grade, _ but teachers [D] called him dumb.
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[E] He tried real hard, did his homework every night, but they let him in [D] on [C#m] the_
_ One day he went to the playground, [D] with a spray can [A] under his coat, _
[E] _ stood up on the trash can and gazed for more, [D] after [C#m] saying,
Why [B] _ _ _
_ [E] don't you all, why don't you all, why don't you all [F#] get fun? _
_ [E] Why don't you all, why don't you all, why don't you all [B] get up? _
_ [E] _ Girl's sixteenth was trying to grow up, but her parents kept [D] her down.
[C#m] _
[E] She'd behave herself, come home at twelve, her daddy was dead [D] proud.
[C#m] _
The one afternoon she packed her [D] bag, with her boyfriend he [A] drove away. _
[E] A thousand miles later she'd become a mole, [D] and this is [C#m] what she had to [B] say,
Hi Mommy and Daddy.
[E] Why don't you all, why don't you all, why don't you all get fun? _
_ Why don't you all, why don't you all, why don't you all [B] get fun? _
[E] A private in the army, a sensitive chap, who didn't want to be [D] there at [C#m] all.
[E] And a sergeant who hated this young guy's guts, used to make him [D] scrub the floor.
[C#m] _
They were out on manoeuvres on a lousy day, [D] the enemy [A] happened to be scouted.
[E] The private got his hands on an [C#] M-16, [D] and he shot [C#m] up the place [B] they shot it.
_ [E] Why don't you all, why don't you all, why don't you all [G] get fun?
Out [E] _ _ _ on the floor in good faith, where they saw a fat [B] sergeant. _ _
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[E] So if you're in trouble, ride up to your brain, and the boss is [D] getting you.
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_ [E] Here in Saint Paul, it takes money and merit, a laugh, a good old faith, and [D] your spirit.
[C#m] _
_ There's one thing that you gotta do, [D] and I suggest you do [A] it today. _
[E] Stand up in your office, stand [C#] up and speak, [D] this [C#m] is what you gotta [B] _ _ say.
[E] Why don't you and you and you and you and your rotten [D] friends too,
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_ [D] why [C#m] don't you all, [F#m] _ _ _
_ [E] why don't _ _ you all, why don't you [F#] all, why don't you all get fun?
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