Dress Sexy At My Funeral Chords by Smog

This is Smog from a new LP called Dongs of Sivoshan, [C] which I think is quite a good title for an LP.
This is Dress Sexy at My Funeral.
Good advice.
[F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _
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_ Dress sexy at my [Bb] funeral, my good [F] wife.
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[F] _ Dress sexy at my funeral, [Bb] my [F] good wife.
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[F] _ _ _ For the first time [Bb] in [F] your life.
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_ [F] _ _ [Am] Wear your blouse up down to here, [Gm] and your skirt split up to there. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] Dress sexy at my funeral, [Bb]
my [F] good wife.
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_ [F] _ _ For the first [Bb] time in [F] your life. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ Dress sexy at my funeral, [Bb] my good [F] wife. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ [Am] Look at the minister.
_ _ [Gm] Blow kisses to my grieving brother. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[F] Dress sexy at my funeral, [Bb] my [F] good wife.
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And [Am] when it comes your turn to speak _ [Gm] before the crowd. _ _ _ _
[F] Tell them about the time we [Am] did it on the beach with fireworks [Gm] above us. _ _ _ _ _
[F] On the [Am] railroad tracks, [Gm] with the gravel in your back. _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ In the [Am] back room of a [Gm] crowded bar. _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ And [Am] in the very _ [Gm] graveyard, _ _ where my body now.
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_ _ _ [F] Dress sexy at my funeral, [Bb] my [F] good wife. _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ Dress sexy at my funeral, [Bb] my good [F] wife. _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ For the first time [Bb] in your [F] life.
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[Bb] _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Am]
Also tell them about how I [Gm] gave to charity.
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_ Tried [Am] to love my [Gm] fellow man the best I could.
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But [Am] most of all, _ [Gm] don't forget about the time on the beach _ _ with fireworks above us. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Am] I'm going to _
[Gm] _ _ _ die.
_ [F] _
I'm _ [Am] going _ _ [Gm] _ _
to die.
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I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
_ [Am] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
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[Am] _ I'm [Gm] going _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ to die.
_ [Am] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ That's a track by Smog, Bill Callaghan, if you'd rather, from the new_
I suppose it is an LP, actually.
I thought for a moment it might be an EP, but no, it's an LP.